Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha, but I am the proud new owner of Yu Yu Hakusho vol3, I couldn't find the first 2, I never seen the show so I guessed that that would be the next best thing.
A/N – The movie the Village Sucks
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Bishie Chaser – he, he, he, thanks, I couldn't stop smiling when I was writing it
inu luver - I had to stop when I was writing that part, I couldn't make up my mind but I figured it would help Kikyo if she was caught and we can't have that
Kay - lol, that's great, I'm glad ppl find it funny (FYI, Kay is the name of my best friend, well her name is Kaylea but that's what I call her)
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inuchanluver - Heh, Heh, Heh, uh... my bad
0----------Last Time-----------0
"Well I...I was almost dressed"
"..."
"Kagome?"
"...3...2..."
"What are you doing?"
"Giving you 3 seconds to run"
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Chapter 9
"Here you go" Kagome handed the boxers to Sango.
"What do you mean 'here you go'?"
Kagome gave a deep sigh "Look, I had to go put them in Inuyasha's bag, now it's your turn" Kagome threw the boxers at Sango.
"But you didn't even get them in the bag" Sango threw them back at Kagome.
"Yeah well... If YOU told me about this idea in the beginning we wouldn't have had to go though all that" Kagome tossed them back to Sango.
"But I'm coming up with all the ideas!" and back to Kagome the boxers went.
"That's all your doing is giving ideas, you never did anything yet!" back towards Sango they flew.
"Fine! lets just get this over with before the whole cabin wakes up" Sango slowly made her way to Kikyo's bed. It was a lot easier to manoeuvre here then it had been at the guys cabin, most likely due to the lack of fuzz. Sango kneeled down between Kikyo's and Mel's beds and pulled the zipper of Kikyo's bag open. She had just managed to place the boxers in when.
"NO!" Sango froze in spot and slowly turned her head to where Mel was sleeping, to find the girl tossing and turning, but luckily…still sleeping. 'Lucky for me it was just a dream' Sango sighed and zipped the bag back up.
"No Mr. blue unicorn no more cotton candy, no please not the pickle army, ok, ok I'll eat little pony land just plea-zzzzzzz"
(Sango and Kagome 00')
0--------Boy's Cabin That Morning------------0
"Hey guys does anyone know where my bag went?" Hojo had woken up to get dressed but his bag was moved from where he had put it last night.
"Hey Joey, do you know where my bag went?" The boy just laughed and walked out side to the mess hall.
"Uh Mark have you-" Hojo was cut short by being pushed to the ground as a group of Kouga's thugs ran out to met their leader. Hojo gave a sigh and sat on his bed, he would have to wait until the guys left to get a better look around, sure he would get in trouble for being late but it beats getting trampled on.
Inuyasha watched Hojo from the corner of his eye. 'Stupid kid, you would think after all this time he would learn to stand up for himself'. Inuyasha was about to leave when he tripped over a black bag by his feet; lucky for him his demon side prevented any embarrassing falls. 'What the heck, who would put their bag-' Inuyasha glanced back at Hojo 'should have known, the guys always do this, they try to help but only make things worst, I don't care about having a rep, why can't they get it threw their thick skulls that I don't want people to think of me like this! I'm not some cheap school yard bully' Inuyasha shook his head and turned to face the boy sitting on his bed.
"Hey Hojo!"
Hojo looked up at the call of his name half expecting it to be one of the kids from his school giving him some fake clue as to where they put his stuff. He lighted up a bit when he saw that it was Inuyasha, true they weren't close to being friends but out of all the guys at school Inuyasha gave him the least trouble.
0------------Flash Back----------0
"Hey Hojo, where's your bubby Mr. Bans?" Hojo was trying to get his bag away from the deadly game 'keep away', but wasn't having much luck. He decided to take the short cut home which he forgot ran threw the basket ball court, which was were most of the cliché 'school yard bullies' hung out.
"Ha, Ha, Ha, that's fun Jim cause he got no friends, and the only person he talks to Bans, and people talk to their friends so, by talking to Bans its likes their friends, uh…ya" Hojo made another leap for his bag but just before he reached it one of the guys gave him a kick in the stomach which knocked him to the ground.
"Ha, what a loser" Jim threw Hojo's bag across the court as he and the other guys moved towards Hojo.
"What are you morons doing now?" The guys stopped moving towards Hojo and looked to the roof to find the owner of the voice. The sun was to bright so all they could make out was a shadow.
"Do you want to join this worm too loser!" Jim moved towards the shadow with his fists up.
"Feh, I'd like to see you try" The shadow crossed their arms over their chest and leaned to the side as if bored.
"Come down here and show yourself!" Jim was getting angry, no one laughed at him and got away with it!
"Fine by me" The shadow jumped down from the building and landed in front of Hojo.
"Inu-Inuyasha?" One of the guys started to back away; he had heard the stories of Inuyasha, the dog demon. Inuyasha smirked at the stuttering boy. That smile sent a chill down Jim's back.
"So-sorry man, I didn't know that was you"
"That much is clear, if you did, I doubt you would be that stupid as to insult me" Inuyasha shifted his eyes to Jim which caused a squeak from the frightened youth. "I'll let you go...now move it before I change my mind"
"Lets get out of here!" All the guys followed Jim's lead and ran out of the court as fast as they could. Hojo looked towards the fleeing boys 'I'll have to learn how he does that' he turned back to Inuyasha who was standing with his back towards him on the other side of the court.
"Here!" Inuyasha threw Hojo's bag at him. "Don't be so pathetic next time" and with that Inuyasha leaped back onto the roof and ran out of site.
0------End Flash Back--------0
'Everyone thinks that he is such a scary guy...'
"Hey! Hojo is anyone home?" Inuyasha called to Hojo again.
"Uh yeah?" Inuyasha held up the black bag that he tripped over. "THAT'S MY BAG!" Hojo ran up and took the bag from Inuyasha "thank you, thank you, thank you"
Inuyasha just rolled his eyes as he left the cabin and made his way to the mess hall.
0-------That Morning At The Girls Cabin------0
"Wake up Sango, were gonna miss breakfast" Kagome had started out slightly pushing Sango but now had resorted to shaking her as hard as she could. 'If she ever died in her sleep no one would even know'
"Well, I guess I can just get Miro-"
"I'm up!" Sango leaped out of bed, grabbed her clothes and went to the bathroom to change.
After Sango was done both girls made there way to the mess hall. "Say Kagome, what do you think is gonna happen when they find the 'you know what' in Kikyo's bag?"
"Probably not much, she always has a wa-" Kagome was pushed on to the ground 'what in the world was that' Kagome shook her head to clear it.
"I'm so sorry Kagome" Hojo reached out his hand and pulled Kagome back to her feet.
"Tha-"
"I-I got to go" Before Kagome could tell him it was ok Hojo was gone.
Sango looked after him before turning her attention to her dazed friend "He seemed nervous about something, I wonder what it could be?" Kagome dusted herself off.
"It's probably nothing, come on Sango" Kagome pulled her friend into the mess hall and they took a seat across from Miroku.
"Hello ladies, what a wonderful day it is, don't you think so my little princess?" Miroku gave Sango a smirk and a quick wink.
"You little pervert! I knew you were awake!" Sango would have lunged at Miroku if it wasn't for Kagome holding her back.
"Come down Sango! we don't want the whole camp to find out!" Sango gave a sigh of defeat and placed a fork into the pancakes that were laid out for her.
"Don't tell me Kouga was cooking again!" Sango had tried to cut her pancake with her knife but the pancake just rolled back and forth.
"It's like rubber!"
Sango pushed her 'rubber circles' away from her and turned to Kagome who was still trying to saw through her breakfast. Defeated Kagome started a conversation with Sango. "Man what I wouldn't give for a bowl of lucky charms right about now"
"You read my mind" Inuyasha sat down across from Kagome, next to Miroku. Both girls started to blush remembering their little adventure last night. Inuyasha looked at both girls who looked at him like deer in the headlight. He leaned over to ask Miroku what their problem was but found that Miroku had the same expression.
"Why the hell are you staring at me like that!"
"…………"
'Man,
their really starting to freak me out, maybe its their way of saying
I'm not welcome'
Inuyasha got up to leave.
"No, wait" Kagome was trying her best to keep her blush down.
"You
don't have to go I was, uh, just wondering, uh..."
'Come on
Kagome think of something!'
"Wondering why your sitting over
hear"
Inuyasha let out a sigh and sat back down. "I had enough of those fools filling their face," he pointed to his usually table. Two guys were lying on the table while their buddies were throwing pancakes in their mouths while the others cheered.
"So what are you guys doing first set?" Inuyasha asked Kagome, pulling her attention away from the contest.
"First set?"
"Ya, there's a list of skills of the notice board by the flag poll, by the end of the week we have to pass 5 of them, each one is a day long lesson, they have boating, first aide, fire making, swimm-" Inuyasha was cut off by a loud cheering coming from the contest, apparently one of the guys managed to eat a 'pancake' in one bite.
"Ugh!" Inuyasha put his head down and flatten his ears as he sent a glare to the table. Kagome let out a little squeak remembering her fun last night; luckily the squeak was drowned out due to the cheering. 'Thinking about last night, why is Inuyasha all clam this morning? I mean if he did lose all his under wear wouldn't that be something you notice...unless he goes commando!' Kagome blush a deep shade of red.
Inuyasha rolled his eyes and turned back to Kagome. "What's wrong with you?"
Kagome snapped out of her thoughts "Huh?"
"Your all red" Inuyasha pointed to her face.
"Oh its nothing, I was just remembering something" Kagome gave him a huge smile 'smarten up Kagome, you got the hottest guy in school talking to you, don't blow it'
"ALRIGHT! you owe me 5 bucks" Sango reached out her hand to Miroku and wiggled her fingers. Kagome looked around Miroku to see Joey chocking on a pancake while Sean was 'emptying his stomach' into the garbage can. "Sean got sick first, that's means that I won, so pay up!"
Miroku bent down one knee and grabbed Sango's out stretched hand. "But my dear princess, if it was me that one I would never make you pay"
Sango pulled her hand from Miroku and smacked him on the side of his head "Ya right Miroku, you just want to get out of it"
The argument went back and forth for about 15mins, yell, sweet complement, yell, inappropriate touch, slap.
"Hey Kagome, why I don't I show you the list of activities?" Inuyasha whispered.
"Sure" Kagome looked towards Sango and Miroku "this might take awhile"
As they left the mess hall someone glared daggers at Kagome's back.
0----------End---------0
Why is Hojo acting scared?
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If anyone has any ideas for the story let me know.
I'm going camping next week ' so maybe I'll think of some ideas, I hate camping and the out doors, for anyone that watches "That's So Raven" when she went camping...that's me, lol. I like my TV, and my ps2, nature does not like me, the bugs always end up on my pillow xx...so wish me luck, cause if I get killed no more story.
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