Disclaimer: Do you seriously think I would waste my time writing a phic if I owned the phantom of the opera? Heh. I own nothing.

A/N: I have nothing to say.

Christine: (thinking) In sleep he sang to me. Hey, it echoes in my head! Echo! Echo! Does that mean my head is hollow? Oh dear, it's the cemetery. I'm going to walk really slowly and cherish the moment. "Little Lottie thought of everything and nothing." Mostly nothing.

Five minutes later…

Christine: I'm still going. But what is with this mist? (coughsplutterchoke)

Five more minutes…

Christine: Finally, at my father's grave. (weeps)

Phantom: Wandering child, so lost, so I AM GOING TO KILL YOU FOR KISSING RAOUL ON THE ROOF! (cough) I mean so helpless.

Christine: Who are you?

Phantom: …you have wandered from my fathering gaze…

Christine: Does that mean you are my father?

Phantom: I'm going to have to plead the fifth on that one, even though we live in France.

Christine: Oh well. I'm still going to slowly walk up, savoring the moment.

Phantom: I am your Angel of Music…

Christine: Where have I heard that before?

Raoul: (rides in) Ow. That ride was painful. NO! CHRISTINE! DON'T DO IT! HE'S NOT YOUR FATHER!

Christine: I'm well aware of that, Raoul.

Phantom: (flies off the roof)

Phantom (& stunt Phantom) & Raoul (& Possibly stunt Raoul): (swordfight)

Phantom: (slices Raoul's arm)

Raoul: No! Mommy! (knocks Phantom to the ground)

Christine: No! Don't kill him! Don't kill the source of all of our nightmares!

Raoul: Why?

Christine: Um… don't you want him as the best man in our wedding?

Raoul: Oh, I suppose so. (rides off with Christine)

Phantom: "Now, let it be war upon you both."

Christine: But I saved your life!

Phantom: Okay, war against Raoul.

Raoul: But I said you could be the best man!

Phantom: ARGH!

Now we see Raoul, the Managers, Giry, and some other people all in the hallway.

Raoul: Let's discuss top secret plans in front of everyone.

Andre: Okay.

Firmin: Works for me.

Raoul: "We shall play his game… but remember we hold the ace."

Andre: So we're going to play poker with him?

Firmin: He meant in a metaphorical way.

Raoul: Yes, as Firmin said. Christine is the ace.

Andre: So… we're going to hold Christine?

Now we see the Opera House being surrounded by policemen… after that we see the Phantom adjusting some ropes... and then we see Raoul walking into a room where Christine is lighting candles for her father.

Christine: Raoul. Please don't make me be the ace. Please don't make Andre hold me.

Raoul: You said yourself, he was nothing but a man.

Christine: I did? I have got to stop going through Buquet's liquor supplies. "Can I betray the man—"

Raoul: See! You just said it. The man.

Christine: "…He murders all that's good…"

Raoul: Come on, that's exaggerating a bit. Buquet wasn't that good. And that guy he killed in Giry's tale… he was really far from good.

Christine: "…What horrors wait for me, in this, the Phantom's opera?"

Raoul: You're back to calling him a ghost again. And don't think that I don't care, but every hope and every prayer rests on you now.

Christine: Thanks. I feel better now.

Although this is the umpteenth time I've seen this movie, I still don't understand Raoul's plan. I thought they would just get him as soon as he was on stage, but they didn't? Well now we see the Phantom and the dollhouse again.

Phantom: I heard that, again. (lights candle) Burn, dollhouse, burn! (flames go out of control) AHH! (tries to smother flames with mask) Oh dear! My mask is too small to smother the flames!

Then the Opera begins.

Carlotta: "For the thrill on your lounge of stolen sweets!"

Wow. This Opera is terrible.

Carlotta: DON JUAN HOPEFULLY TRIUMPHS!

Piangi: Faithfull friend, once again recite the plan! Because this will be the first time the audience hears it it!

Passarino: Well, your 'young guest' whoever that may be, believes that I am you! Hahah! Isn't that a great plan?

Phantom: (swoops down on someone)

Someone: (gasp for air)

Mini me: Hi, it's me again.

Phantom: "You have come here, in pursuit of your deepest urge." Which is probably to kill me. Which makes me blind with rage. "In pursuit of that wish which till now has been silent". Not really silent…

Christine's dress: (straps fall)

Phantom: (sings in a very hot way) "Past the point of no return…"

Fans: (swoon)

Giry: (enters)

You would have though that at least Giry would recognize it's him and try to alert the police. I mean, especially Christine should know.

Phantom: (strangles Christine) "What raging fire shall flood the soul?"

Christine: That…wasn't… in… the… script…

Phantom: Well. I'm still angry at you for kissing Raoul.

Christine: (fixes straps)

Christine's dress: Like the Phantom said, no use resisting. (straps fall)

Christine: Why is my dress talking? "You have brought me, to the moment where words run dry." Except for my dress of course…

After a bunch more singing, you can see Meg come to watch, and she's wearing guy's clothes (not to mention replicas of the Don Juan pants). Just five minutes ago she was doing this play in a dress…

Phantom: (sing's Raoul's part in All I Ask of You)

Raoul: Hey!

Christine: (dramatically pulls of mask)

Audience: (gasp)

Phantom: (sighstare)

Christine: (just plain stare)

Phantom: (cuts the chandelier loose) Oh please hit Carlotta's butt, oh please hit Carlotta's butt…

Chandelier: Wheee! (hit's Piangi's butt)

Phantom: Good enough.

Carlotta: Piangi, my love!

The entire Opera is set afire. I totally missed that the first time I saw this movie. Isn't that sad? I did go see the musical first, but its not like the auditorium was set on fire so I missed it. I am so dumb. (sigh) Now we see the Phantom taking Christine down again.

Phantom: If you want to know what my mind is like, this is it.

Christine: That's just sad.