Disclaimer: I don't own any of this stuff. BTW, if its in quotes… it's a direct quote from the movie, which I do not own!

A/N: Sorry, last time when Carlotta said "lounge" the spell check must have gone haywire! I meant tongue, of course.

Phantom: "Why, you ask, was I bound and chained in this cold and dismal place?"

Christine: Did I ask that? Must stop drinking Bouquet's liquor!

Pantom: "Not for any mortal sin, but the wickedness of my abhorrent face!"

Christine: Your face isn't that bad, and you have done a few mortal sins in your time, buddy.

In the Phantom's lair.

Erik: "No kind words from anyone, no compassion anywhere…"

Christine: Madame Giry is nice! And I used to be nice to you! You know, you say some stupid things.

Raoul & Giry on the staircase.

Giry: "Your hand at the level of your eyes. At the level of your eyes. At the level of your eyes."

Raoul: What is it with the echoes in this movie?

Giry: Well, this is as far as I am going.

Raoul: You're not afraid of the Phantom are you?

Giry: No.

Raoul: Then why aren't you coming?

Giry: Because. You're not the boss of me! (goes back up)

Raoul: (takes off shirt) (takes off shirt under that)

Why did you do that?

Raoul: There is some water coming up, isn't there?

How do you know that?

Raoul: Um… (falls through trap door into water)

Metal thingy: (descends)

Raoul: (turns handle to make the metal thingy go up) Huzzah.

In the lair again.

Christine: "Have you gorged yourself at last in your lust for blood?"

Phantom: Who's the one saying stupid stuff now?

Christine: "Am I now to be prey to your lust for flesh?"

Phantom: Well, that parts true.

Raoul: I have come!

Phantom: I was hoping you'd come.

Raoul: No need for the sarcasm.

Phantom: No, I'm serious.

Raoul: "Do what you like, only free her!"

Phantom: Why would I drag her down here, to this cold and dismal place, and just let her go? Do you think that is 'what I like?'

Raoul: I love her!

Phantom: Well… so do I… (opens metal thingy)

Raoul: Oh no! A metal thingy! Help!

Phantom: (lassoes Raoul) "ORDER YOUR FINE HORSES NOW!" See, told you that you would regret that line. "RAISE UP YOUR HAND TO THE LEVEL OF YOUR EYES!"

Raoul: How could you have possible heard that?

Phantom: Great acoustics down here. I can hear the echos through the trapdoor and the water. Ahem. Christine: If you marry me, I'll let him go. Or you can go free, and I kill Raoul. "THIS IS THE POINT OF NO RETURN!"

Christine: No, that scene already came.

Phantom: (puts another lasso on Raoul)

Raoul: (sings, although he cannot breathe, as he is being strangled)

Phantom: "You've passed the point of no return."

Christine: That's better.

After the Phantom strangles Raoul again and says "you try my patience" blah blah blah, I could swear Christine mouths "I love you" to Raoul.

Christine: Okay Phantom. I CHOOSE YOU! (throws poke'ball)

Phantom: Squee!

Christine: (makes out with Phantom… but tilts toward the good side)

Phantom: Oh just forget it. Just go.

Raoul: Great. You know, Gerrik, I like Lon way better. He's much hotter.

Phantom: WHAT? (tackles)

Raoul: Ow, I can't move my legs!

Christine: Oh, I'm sure you'll be better in a few days.

Phantom: (cough) Doubtful. Okay, you can go now.

Christine: …okay.

Phantom: You're supposed to say, "Oh no, Phantom, we love you, and we'll help you! Etc!'

Raoul: Nope.

Phantom: Fine. Just don't tell anyone about The Angel in Hell. That's kind of catchy. I should have used that for the whole movie, since Christine is the Angel of Music now.

Angry Mob: Rawr!

Monkey: Masquerade. This chapter is too short, as we have run out of movie. Masquerade.

Phantom: (sniffle angst sniffle)

Christine: Hello. You can have the engagement ring back.

Phantom: Is this some sort of rejection?

Christine: …maybe. (Throws Raoul in gondola)

Raoul: OW!

Christine: Oh, quite your griping. You'll be better soon.

Phantom: "You alone can make my song take flight…" "ITS OVER NOW THE MUSIC OF THE NIGHT!"

Christine: That scene has been over for quite a long time.

Phantom: (smashes mirrors) Ooh, cool, this one is a passageway. (walks through)

Angry mob: We're here now.

Meg: Where the crap is every one? Oh hey, monkey.

Monkey: The mask is right there.

Meg: Thanks.

Black and white again.

Monkey: I'm still here.

Raoul: There's Christine's grave. Here's the monkey, Christine. (staresigh) Wow, a rose… with a ring… hmm. This is of no significance to me, as I have no idea why it is there.

Now we see the rose fade out, as a post card, and a candle.

Candle: I'm baaack.

Credits

Carlotta: (sings Learn to be Lonely)

Personallyithinktheoperasingingwasbetter.

Carlotta: What?

Nothing.

A/N: OMG, it's over. (sniffle angst sniffle) Well, you haven't heard the last of me! On this story, you have, but not forever anyway.