Disclaimer: I don't own Spongebob Squarepants.
A/N: Please review! This is my first one-shot fic!
Spongebob Living the Big Life
By: Sparky the Wild Wolfcat
Spongebob, Sandy, Patrick started a hard rock band about 1 year ago. The band is called The Goofy Goobers. The band had made a great stride in the music world for the last year. Mr. Krabs is the owner of the band because they're making a ton of money. Squidward schedules all of the concerts and things. He gave up the clarinet for the electric guitar. From Bikini Bottom to the Great Barrier Reef everyone has heard of The Goofy Goobers. Their chart topping song that has won the hearts of the ocean is called "Stairway to Ice Cream".
The Corral Concert, which is the contest where the 50 top artists in the ocean compete to see who the best artist is, was in a week. The judges eliminate 10 bands every round. There were plenty of good artists: 40 Cent, Blue Day, The Black Eyed Olives, all sorts of artists. But one artist that was really good was "Chumbalia". The members were: Plankton, Squilliam Fancyson, Man Ray, and The Dirty Bubble. They also had a winning song called "Evil"!
The day of the Coral Concert came. The final four bands were left: 40 Cent, Blue Day, Chumbalia, and the Goofy Goobers were left. Then it was down to the final two: The Goofy Goobers, and Chumbalia. The Goofy Goobers played "Stairway to Ice Cream" and Chumbalia played "Evil!" Then Bryan Seacrest announced that Chumbalia received 2.5 million votes and the Goofy Goobers received 2.5 million and ¾ of a person who voted for them. The members of Chumbalia shook their heads in disbelief. The Goofy Goobers looked like they were going to have a heart attack. Turns out ¾ of a person who voted for them had accidentally had the other ¼ cut off by a fishing hook. So the Goofy Goobers started hitting the big life. Patrick bought a lifetime supply of ice cream, Sandy bought the newest lifting set, and Mr. Krabs built fifty different Krusty Krabs around the ocean. Squidward bought a whole library of electric guitars, and Spongebob used the money to buy an apple to become his garage for his new Ferrari.