Hinata's Re-appearance; scene 1
Sasori: Ill Kill you
all with my smexiness!11
Naruto: Oh no! So
dangerous…yet…so….hawt!
Kakashi: We are doomed! This is the
thing come come paradise is made of!
Sasori: Yes…stare at me, be
hypnotized by me bishi powers!
Sakura: (unaffected by Sasori's
yaoi bishi trance) I'd help you all..but…too scared! (she crawls
into a ball) Oh please, help me randomly
sasuke-kuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUuuuuUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUuuUUUUUuuuun!
Sasuke:
(walks in) Sakura….(slap) Shut up. (he walks out)
Sakura: I
STILL LOVE YOU BABY!
Sasori: Now….for my ULTIMATE attack! KISSES
OF LOVE! (kiss kiss kiss to all the guys)
Guys: NOOOO!
SO…..SMEXY!
Neji: We must….get out…
Lee: but how!
Tenten:
I don't know, I'm just going to stand here and stare longingly at
Neji-kun!
Everyone Else: …..
Gai: There is only one person
who can save us!
Girls: Oh no! Not the great…the beautiful, the
SPECTABULOUS!
Hinata: (Enters) Me! Take this Sasori, and your
wonderful AWSOME Bishi-ness!
Sasori: oh noooOOOooooo!
(Hinata
then proceeds to punch Sasori in the eye, and gentlefist him right in
the mouth. Various teeth fall out, and a swollen lip appears. The
boys slowly awaken from their yaoi l0ve trances, the heart shaped
eyes fadeing to normal ones)
Kakashi: hey…he isn't hawt
anymore!11
Neji: Of course not! He wasn't hotter than ME to
begin with anyways (wink)
Lee: Very good work, Hinata-san!
Naruto: OMG! Hinata…your so…(he drools)
Sakura: AHEM!
Naruto? What about me? I'm the beautiful bitch with muscles that
rival Arnold Schwarzenegger! Love my b00b-less chest and pink, shmexy
hair! Har har har!
Naruto: …screw you bish! (he runs to Hinata)
Hinata, I don't know why I never said it before…but I….
Hinata:
Yes, Naruto-kun? (blush blush)
Naruto: I love your chest!
Hinata:
(sigh) good enough! (they hug and kiss, everyone else clapping.
Except for Bishi Sasori, who is forever afraid of small girls who
aren't effected by the hawtness that is him)