Satoshi's eye twitched. He was currently plotting the death of two things. One, the radio. And two, Dark. Ever since they had got into the car, Dark had turned on the radio and decided it was karoake time. So, for the past hour or so, Dark had been singing along with songs (most of them completely songs too). Of course, Dark was doing this on purpose to annoy Satoshi. And it was, but of course, working.
"Ano... is there something wrong Hiwatari-kun?" Daisuke asked beginning to worry about his friend. The twitching eye and death glares only made the redhead worry more. Not only Satoshi though; he was afraid for Dark's safety, as of the death glares were targeted towards him. "Yeah, everything's just.. peachy." Satoshi replied. True, he was being sarcastic, but Daisuke failed to notice it. "Okay then! Just making sure you were alright Hiwatari-kun!" Daisuke smiled cheerfully and turned to face foward in his seat. Satoshi turned his head to look at Daisuke. He stared at the redhead, obviously surprised by the boy's obliviousness. "Niwa-kun.. you're so oblivious.." Satoshi murmured and went back to sending death glares towards Dark.
Krad looked at Dark, then in the rear-view mirror to see Satoshi. He gave out to a smirk when he saw Satoshi's face. 'He should know by now that Dark is doing this to annoy him...' Krad thought as he turned left around a curb. He looked back again and saw murderous looks on Satoshi's face (now the boy looked more homicidal than before). Krad made a face and he too started fearing Dark's safety. He had a flashback of last year when they went on a road trip.
-Flashback-
"Dai-channnnnn! Change the radio station! I don't like this song!" Dark whined. Daisuke flipped through the stations while listening to Dark's bossing around. After flipping through all the channel, Dark turned to Krad to complain. "Mou... Krad-chan! There's no good stations!" Dark pouted. "Then put a CD on." Krad said, not really paying attention to him. "Do we have any CDs?" Dark asked, trying to think of where they could be. "In here." Krad leaned over to the passenger seat, opened the glove compartment, and pulled out a CD case. He tossed it into the backseat and Dark started looking through it while yelling, "YAY! CDs!".
For the next five minutes, Dark looked through the CDs. "Aha! Eureka!" he suddenly cried out. Daisuke turned around to look at Dark. "Why did you yell out all of a sudden Dark?" he asked. "'Cuz! I found a CD that I like!" Dark pulled out a CD that said M.C.Hammer and nothing else. He handed it to Daisuke. "Put this in Dai-chan!" Daisuke looked at it for a minute and then put it in the CD player, thinking that nothing bad would follow.
Boy was he wrong.
Once the CD started playing, Satoshi groaned. Right on cue, Dark started singing. "I'm too sexy for my love, too sexy for my love. Love, love's going to leave me. I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt. So sexy it hurts. And I'm too sexy for Mylan, too sexy for Mylan, New York and Japan. And I'm too sexy for your body Too sexy for you body The way I'm disco dancing." And so on and so forth. Every word sang only made Satoshi's annoyance grow. Finally the song ended. Dark whispered something to Daisuke while Satoshi sighed in relief. 'Thank God that's over with...' he thought. Well, he thought it was over.
The song started playing again. And once again, Dark started singing along. Then, he started dancing to the song. "I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt. So sexy it hurts." As Dark sang this, he decided to lose the shirt! Satoshi twitched. "And I'm too sexy for Mylan, too sexy for..." "BANG!"
"What was that?" Krad asked, hearing the car door slam shut and something hitting the road with a loud "OOF". He also took notice in that the singing stopped. "What was what?" Satoshi eyed Krad, acting as if he didn't know what he was talking about. "The car door slamming, the singing suddenly stopping, something bouncing on the road, and something going "OOF!"." Daisuke looked out the window. "Er... Hikari-kun..." "Yes?" "Is Dark in the car?" "Why wouldn't he be? See, he's right back..." Krad was cut off by noticing only one person in the backseat.
Krad pulled over and got out of the car, only to be tackled by a shirtless, scratched up Dark. "Waaaah! Krad-chaaan! Creepy boy threw me out of the car! And I don't know why! Do something to him!" Dark clung to Krad. Krad, however, was trying to pry Dark off of him. "Niwa... get out here.. help me..." Krad groaned, for he was now being suffocated by Dark's hugs. Daisuke, seeing that Krad was turning blue from suffocation, went to go help him out.
-End Flashback-
Krad shook his head as he thought of what happened after that. After a few minutes, him and Daisuke were able to pry Dark off of Krad. Dark from then on had to sit in the front away from Satoshi. Also, Dark was forced to get rid of that CD, so something like that may never happen again. Any trips taken were then peaceful. Except for this one.
"Dark, why are you looking under your seat and feeling around for something?" Krad asked. "Looking for CDs. No good radio stations." Krad just looked at Dark and kept on driving. "AHA! I found them!" Dark smiled and put in a very familiar looking CD. Soon, very familiar music started playing. "I'm too sexy for my love..." Dark sang. Now it was Krad's turn to twitch. 'Satoshi's right... that IS annoying...' "May I?" Satoshi whispered to Krad. "Please." Satoshi smiled and opened the car door, pushing Dark out of the car. "Well, ends up Dark was right. His love did leave." Daisuke said, attempting to smile.
However, Krad being Krad, felt guilty about having Dark pushed out of the car and then driving off without him. So he turned around and went to go get him. Dark getting in the car, however, was not fun. Satoshi got hit on the head with a stick. "Stop throwing me out of the car already! Geez!" When Satoshi went to go strangle Dark, Dark jumped into Krad's lap to hide. "See Krad-chan? He's out to get me! What did I do to deserve this?" Dark hugged Krad. Krad eyed him. "Dark... why are you smelling me?" "Because! You smell nice! You smell like..." Dark took a second to sniff Krad again. "Like vanilla! And it smells nice!" Krad sighed. "Just sit down a-" "I am sitting." "In your own seat! So we can go. We're running late enough as it is." Dark pouted and climbed over into the passenger seat and turned the CD back on. Well, he would have turned the CD back on, but Krad threw it into the back of the car, where Dark couldn't reach it or even attempt at getting it without someone noticing and stopping him. "Why'd you do that Krad!" "Because it was getting annoying." "So mean.."
And with that they were off. Things rolled smoothly until about a half an hour later. "Are we there yet?" Dark asked. "No, for the upteenth time Dark, we are not there yet. If we were there yet, we would not still be driving!" Krad said. "Hey Krad... I have a question." "If it's 'Are we there yet?' then the answers no." "No that's not it..." "Then what is it?" "What did we just run over?" "We ran over something?" "Yeah, while you were yelling at me to stop asking are we there yet." "Joyous..." Krad pulled over and got out of the car. He inspected the front of the car. 'Everything looks fine.. better check the back though, just to make sure...' Krad thought as he walked to the back of the car. "Right side is fine... As for the left.." Krad looked over and hit his head. Flat tire. "Wonderful..." Krad said and sat on the trunk. "Krad-chaaaaaaan! What's taking so long?" Dark called from the car. "Flat tire." Krad groaned. Everyone got out of the car to look. "Hmm.. how are we gonna get ourselves out of this dilemma?" Satoshi asked, looking up at Krad. "No clue.." Krad said. "Why doesn't creepy boy use his cell phone and call for help?" Everyone looked up at Dark in shock. "What?" "Did Dark actually suggest a smart idea?" Krad asked, stunned. Daisuke nodded, even though he was a bit confused by Dark. "Well, let's give it a try."
Satoshi pulled out his cell phone and dialed a few numbers. However, when he put it up to his ear, a stange look came upon his face. He looked down at the cell phone and groaned. "What's wrong Hiwatari-kun?" Daisuke looked at Satoshi with a curious look. "No service." "Well, what are we supposed to do now that creepy boy's stupid phone went out?" Dark asked, kicking a rock. Just then a limo pulled up beside their car.
"Hello! Is there a problem?" A short guy with sandy brown hair walked out of the car. "Um, actually there is. We have a flat tire and we don't have service on our phones. Do you think you could help us out mister?" Daisuke asked. "Why you're in luck! I was on my way to my house, which is not to far away from here. Would you fellows like a ride? You can use the phone there to contact someone for help." The man asked. "That would be appreciated! Thank you, umm..." Krad said, that last part with a little uncertainty. "Hayata Yukio at your service!" The man bowed and the other four returned the favor. "Ah, thank you Hayata-san." "We can finish introductions in the car! Let us go!"
In the car, everyone exchanged names with Yukio. They also told him where they were going and all that good stuff. After about 15 minutes they reached Hayata's house. "This is your house!" Dark asked, staring in wonder. The 'house' was huge. It was very pretty too. "Wow... you have a lovely house Hayata-san..." Daisuke said in awe. Yukio chuckled. "I guess I should've mentioned my house is more of a mansion... It even has its own name!" Yukio explain this to them as everyone walked up to the door. "And what would its name be, Hayata-san?" Daisuke asked. "Crystal Mansion!" Yukio exclaimed as he threw open the front door. Everyone stared in awe. Crystals seemed to be everywhere, both inside and out. They looked around in awe. Then, Satoshi felt something. More like he sensed an evil spirit or something. He walked over to Krad. "I don't like this place... something's not right... do you feel it?" He whispered into Krad's ear. "Yeah... Dark, come here..." Satoshi called Daisuke over too. "There's something not right about this house.." Krad said, looking around suspiciously. "You felt it too?" Daisuke glanced over at Yukio, who had wondered down the hall, humming. "Well, we know something's up, so I guess we'll just have to keep our guard up..." Dark said. "Let's try calling Kaa-chan..." Daisuke said, wandering down the hall to ask Yukio where his phone was. Satoshi nodded in agreement and everybody followed after him.
"Kaa-chan? It's Daisuke. We had some car troubles. We probably won't be there until tomorrow. Yes, yes, everyone's fine. Okay. Bye." Daisuke hung up the phone. "Okay, everything's cleared with Emiko-san... now what?" Dark asked. "Hello everybody! Did you get everything all cleared up with everybody?" Yukio popped into the room. "Yes Hayata-san. Thank you very much, it is appreciated." Satoshi said. "Anytime, anytime! I love to help people! Speaking of helping people.. it is getting late. Would you like to stay the nite and accompany me in dinner? I will send the maids with fresh clothes for all of you and you may clean yourselves up a bit." Yukio smiled brightly. 'Man, this guy is way too happy...' Dark thought. "Ah, thank you for your hospitality Hayata-san. We would love to." Krad said. "Wonderful! Please head upstairs, and from there my butler will guide you to your rooms! I will also have my driver go fetch your stuff from your car! Now go, go! Supper is almost ready!" Yukio rushed them upstairs. The butler showed them to their rooms. Right before they departed into their rooms, however, Dark felt he should tell Krad what he thought of our Yukio here. "I don't like this guy Krad... way too cheery... He's suspicious..." "Yes, Dark, I know, I know, but there isn't anything we can really do as of now." Krad opened the door to his room. "I'll see you at dinner, I need to clean up, and so do you. You were thrown out of a car." "Yeah, yeah, don't remind me." Dark walked into his room and shut the door. He laid down on the bed. "Today is so exhausting... I think I'll just rest a bit before dinner..." Dark closed his eyes and fell into a deep sleep.
Dun dun dun! Chapter two! I apologize for the long wait ;; I'm so horrible with updating fics TT Sorry if the ending is bad, I suck at ending chapters XP Unless it's a cliffhanger Onto the review responses! (Thanks to everyone who reviews... they're ego-boosters, lol)
neko-nya - Yay first reviewer! D I updated! At last! Lol. I hope you like. And yes, Satoshi and Daisuke are underaged. But yeah Dark always has his mind in the gutter. Anyways. It's thanks to you I finally updated XD;;; You and Dark lol. I will update quicker for chapter 3! I hope... I mean I will D Lol
Les Scribbles - 2nd reviewer! Yay! I love reviews. ) Glad to hear you liked the fic so far. And the second part of the bet is ... you don't get to know yet! Hehe. And yes, too much time around Dark. And let's say a lot.
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