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Mother-Mae-Eye loved her children.
There they all were, feeding on their yummy magical pie.
It was almost a pity she had to bake them. Oh well, love doesn't come easy.
DING DONG!
Robin quickly got up.
"Sit down, little Robby-Wobby! Mother will get it."
The Boy Wonder smiled. "Thanks Mother. For everything."
"It's just what a mother does!" Chortled Mother-Mae-Eye as she proceeded to the front door.
She opened it, eyes closed. "I'm sorry, but all the kids are eating right now, and…"
"I don't think you have any say in the matter," hissed a feminine voice.
Mother-Mae-Eye opened her three eyes and looked at the five people at the front door.
The first was blond, blue-eyed woman, wearing a crimson circus costume. She stepped forward, the pink feather in her cap wavering. "The name is Mary Grayson."
The second woman was an African American, with a white coat, a green top, black hair, and glasses. "Elinore Stone."
The woman on the other end stepped forward. She was dressed like she was in the jungle. She had brown hair and blue eyes. "Marie Logan."
The next woman had alien green eyes and long read hair. She wore purple robes that were obviously royal. "Queen Luand'r."
The final woman is dressed in white hooded cloak. She pulled it off, revealing long black hair and indigo eyes. "Angela Roth."
Mary spoke. "We are the Titans mothers. Their real mothers."
"And you're taking our children away from us." Finished Elinore.
"For your sake," said Marie, "you will leave the Tower and turn our kids back to normal."
"Or else," said Luand'r, "We will be forced to ge'tiah you."
Mother-Mae-Eye blinked again, in shock. Then she lifted her head and laughed.
"You think a bunch of spirits will take me away from my new children? Oh no! Besides, they love me more than they could ever love you! After all you're all dead."
"Are you calling us bad mothers?"
Angela spoke calmly, quietly, but Mother-Mae-Eye realized she had said the wrong words.
In Angela's eyes, in all their eyes, glowed an intense anger.
"You know…" she murmured, "I think you are." The other four women nodded their assent.
Mother-Mae-Eye thought quickly, and fired a blast of pink magic from her spoon.
It went right through the mothers.
Now their faces showed their anger.
"GET AWAY FROM OUR CHILDREN, YOU HAG!"
They charged.
T-T-T-T-T-T
The Titans were eating pie when Mother's voice came ringing out through the whole Tower.
"ALL I WANTED WAS LOVE!"
It was answered by five feminine shrieks of pure, merciless anger.
Suddenly, the pie was gone. The Titans returned to normal. The hypnosis wore off…
"Dude..." murmured Beast Boy, "what just happened?"
"I remember pie," Starfire answered.
Cyborg was totally clueless.
Robin looked at Raven, who looked back.
"Someone was here." It was a statement.
Raven nodded her assent.
T-T-T-T-T-T
"So let me get this straight…she gave you a pie?"
"A pie containing an imprisoned witch. She put my daughter in a dress."
Slade was in the underground, speaking to Trigon's symbol.
"Arella put Raven in a dress?"
"No! The witch! And the Angela got the spirits of the Titans' other mothers, trapped her in the pie, and left it on my doorstep."
"I wish my dead wife could leave gifts," Slade muttered ruefully.
"Angela was not my wife! She is merely the mother of my child! And Adeline still wants you to rot."
"How ironic. So what are you going to do with it?"
"Maybe that's why I CALLED you? Speaking of which, you may want to shorten your visits with your friend Wintergreen-he's getting rather nauseated."
Slade grumbled. A demon lord with limited psychic powers could be a very difficult…employer.
"I heard that!"
"Yes…well…maybe you could make the witch your own personal Granny Goodness? You know, that old lady who works with Darkseid?"
"Hmm…think he'll mind?"
"He's in another planet. You're in another dimension. No, he won't even know."
"Yesssss...that would work quite well."
And the pie disappeared in a ball of flame.