Goggles: New story here! Yay! Sorry to all the people who like CrossDress To Impress, right now I'm having a writer's block. Anyways, a short chapter, I just want to see if people actually like it. If not, I'll delete it and add it to my growing pile of junk.

How did this idea come to me? I have nooo idea. I was listening to Snow Patrol, and it just hit me. There are so many crossdressing fanfics, but has there actually been a fanfic where the character wanted to have a gender change?

Oh, and I love Tai. I don't want to make him seem stupid, but this idea gives him lots of love from his favorite two girls. And maybe some not so wanted love from a few clueless guys.

Summary: Tai wants to be a girl, not because he likes guys, but because he thinks girls have it easy. It'll take the help of 2 special ladies to help him understand, just how hard it is to be feminine.

Possible Pairings: Tai/Mimi (Of course!) Tai/Sora (Are you really surprised?) Tai/Matt (Uhh...WHAT AM I THINKING!) Matt/Mimi (O.o Right...) Matt/Sora (Let's face it, he's a ladiesman! Even if I do hate him, I have to admit that he has a certain charm.)

-Start Chapter-

"Pass it here!" Tai gasped, as he ran along the soccer field.

His team was down, 1 to 2, but as the field was open for Tai, he hoped to tie it.

5 seconds till the final buzzer.

His teammate kicked the ball towards Tai.

4 seconds till the final buzzer.

Trapping it with his chest, Tai let it drop to the floor, before dribbling it towards the goal.

3 seconds till the final buzzer.

With a grunt, Tai kicked, aiming for an open space between the goalie and the net.

2 seconds till the buzzer.

The ball flew in the air, it had to make it.

1 second till the final buzzer.

With a lurch, the goalie snatched the ball, landing on his back. The ball tucked safely into his chest.

" BRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGG!"

End Game.

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"Tai, you loser! You could've scored!"

"Yeah, Kamiya, you blew it!"

Bombarded by an avalanche of sweaty towels, Tai sighed.

The one time he missed an easy shot just had to be in the final game. If he had scored, they would have been able to go into overtime and another chance at victory.

This just wasn't his day.

"I think Tai deserves some punishment!"

"I think I have just the thing, it was for my sister, but I'm sure Tai can make better use for it." The team captain said, as he started rummaging around his locker before finally pulling it out and showing it to the rest of the team.

"Yeah!"

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"WHAT!" Tai's mouth dropped. "Please...I-I won't miss..again..NOOO!"

Hearing the doorbell ring, Mimi got off her couch, quickly stuffing her copy of Icha Icha Paradise under a cushion.

Walking towards the door, she could only wonder who it was.

"Hello- ARGHHHHHHHHHHH!" Mimi jumped backwards, as she opened the door to reveal her worst nightmare.

Tai in a dress.

"What are you doing? Are you trying to tell me I'm fat!" Mimi shrieked before yanking him inside.

Tai mustered the dirtiest look he could at Mimi. " No. I lost the championship."

"Oh, Tai, I'm so sorry...BUT WHY ARE YOU IN A DRESS!"

Mimi started freaking out as she got a close-up glance off a hideous pink gown, covered in ruffles and frills. It was even stretched to a tearing point to fit Tai.

"Stupid soccer team. I've had enough of them, I'm quitting the team!"

"What? Over a stupid, very stupid, dress?" Mimi asked, trying hard to keep a straight face.

Tai growled. "It's not just this, they've also put bras in my locker, and even commented on how I sometimes wear pink underwear! If only I was a girl, none of this would never have happened to me."

Tai thought for a minute, before a small smile formed on his face.

"If only I was a girl..."

Mimi blinked. "Tai, can I give you some advice?"

"What?"

"Take off the dress!"

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Goggles: Okay, that turned out even suckier than I planned. I'm not even sure what to do from here.

Anyways, please review! You'll make my dream come true if you do!

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