Disclaimer: Don't own anyone. These are people who work on the show, websites about the show, and fanfiction authors.
Derrick Wyatt was busy drawing his latest character design.
He was thinking, however, on the crazy people on the Teen Titan websites he visits.
Suddenly, there was a noise behind him. He turned around, and almost had a heart attack.
Mother-Mae-Eye, the character, was standing right before him. "Pie!" she screamed, and stuck a spoon of it in Derrick's mouth.
His face went from shock to a happy daze. "Thank you Mother-Mae-Eye…"
Glen Murakami and David Slack were busy talking over the next episode.
"It's the perfect way to bring Terra back! All we have to do is…"
He trailedoff upon viewing the warty face of Mother-Mae-Eye.
"Pie!" she screamed. A pair of scoops flew into their open mouths.
In unison, Murakami and Slack uttered "Thank you Mother-Mae-Eye."
And from there she went to the other Teen Titans staff. Amy Wolfram? "Pie!" Ben Jones? "Thank you Mother-Mae-Eye." Rob Hoagee? Alex Soto? Michael Chang? Andrea Romano? "Pie! Pie! Pie! Pie!"
Even the voice actors were not exempt.
"Thank you Mother-Mae-Eye." Scott Melville.
"Thank you Mother-Mae-Eye!" Hynden Walch.
"Thank you Mother-Mae-Eye." Khary Payton.
"Thank you Mother-Mae-Eye." Tara Strong.
"Thank you Mother-Mae-Eye!" Greg Cripes.
Even Ron Perlman couldn't save himself. "Pie!" "Thank you Mother-Mae-Eye."
From there, she proceeded to the staff of a certain Teen Titans website. In Montana, an engaged couple, known online as ixnay and Potassium were surprised and then rendered docile by the appearance of Mother-Mae-Eye and the consumption of her pies, respectively. In San Francisco, Butho, an animation artist with little direction, suddenly stopped caring about his life...and instead only cared about pie. In the Netherlands, Forau was sent into a dreamlike state by a warty witch.
A famed fanfiction author relaxed at his computer, waiting for his OC to cut his head off. When he turned around though, he got a mouthful of food. "Pie!" she screamed.
The insane author gained a modicum of sanity. "Thank you Mother-Mae-Eye."
She smiled, and then looked at the can of Dr. Pepper. "You shouldn't be drinking soda past your bedtime."
"Yes Mother-Mae-Eye."
With a wave, the can was annihilated. The she proceeded to other fanfiction authors.
"Pie!" That was BlackShield! "Pie!" That was Scribbler! "Pie!" That was Rose Eclipse! Author DarthNat always hated omnipotent super-villains, but Mother-Mae-Eye convinced him otherwise. He now loved all powerful creatures, especially if they made pie. Pandora and RavenStar, Fledging and Unbridled Joy of Flight, all of them forgot about their cares, and only thought of warm, delicious pie.
"Thank you Mother-Mae-Eye." "Thank you Mother-Mae-Eye." Those were not fanfiction authors. Those were Marv Wolfman and George Perez. And from the creators of the New Teen Titans Mother-Mae-Eye spread to the whole world.
"Pie!" she screamed. "Pie! Pie!
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"PIE!"
This author woke up from his sleep with that word.
His sister put her head up from her book and looked at him oddly.
This author shook his head. "Man," he murmured, "I have got to get more sleep."
The sister sighed and returned to her book.