Gangsta' Chao Chapter 2
ZK: "Sonic say the disclaimer."
Sonic: "Tails say the disclaimer."
Tails: "Why me."
ZK: "Because I'm in control of your lives right now."
Tails: "ZK does not own the rights to the Sonic franchise!"
Sonic: "Get us out of here!"
ZK: "Oh shut up and get to the story."
We now join Sonic who has collapsed after hours of break dancing.
"H-how can you keep break dancing?"
GC is complete oblivious to Sonic.
Sonic thinks for a minute, then pulls out his cell phone. Beep-Boop. "Hello, Tails?"
"What is it Sonic?"
"What do people do when they want you too shut up?"
"They give me candy."
"Okay thanks." Boop. Sonic put the phone away. "Who wants candy!"
(ZK: Eewww... that came out wrong, but I'm not gonna' change it!)
5 minutes later...
"Tail the beeping candy only made thing worse!"
"Sorry."
We now see GC literally bouncing off the walls.
"Tails get your beeping ass over here right now!"
"Okay."
"And quit pressing the beeping phone numbers every time I swear!"
"Heh."
10 minutes later...
"Okay here's the plan I'll throw a water melon at him while you distract him."
"But Sonic what if you miss!"
"That's a chance I'm willing too take."
"What about Cream's reaction?"
"It was Eggman who did it."
The plan then went into action, Tails got served, Sonic missed and hit Tails with the water melon.
"You just hate cause I'm black!" GC screamed.
"No you're blue." Sonic replied.
"'Don't make pop a cap in your cracker ass!"
"Hey I'm not white I'm blue!"
"Shut up!" he pulled out a gun and shot it into the sky.
"Shit he has a gun!" Sonic dived behind a desk.
Then Knuckles walk in, "What the hell is going on here?"
"Another cracker ass cracker to shoot up!"
"Hey I'm not white, I'm hispanic." Knuckles said proudly.
"HUH?"
To Be Continued!
ZK: The suspense will most likely kill you.
Sonic: This is bull crap."
ZK: "Please look away."
Sonic: I'm sorry don't shoot me!"
ZK: "Heh, it's not even loaded, yet."