ZK: I have a feeling this is going to be a weird one.
Sonic: And why is that?
ZK: It's 4 A.M.!
Sonic: Gah why did you have to scream?
Tails: He lost it.
Knuckles: He never had it.
ZK: And now before I make a fool of myself here's the fic.
Tails: ZK does not own Sonic the Hedgehog.
And so it began…
"I'm Hispanic."
"HUH?"
"Oh well I'm still gonna' shoot ya'." Said GC coolly.
"I have connections."
"Yeah right hommie."
"I just have to call them."
GC raised his gun, "Whatever."
Knuckles dove behind the desk just in time to avoid being shot. "Why little piece of..."
Shadow walks into the room,"What the hell are you doing in here?"
"Yo mama!" GC smirked.
Shadow just death glared him, then pulled out his gun.
( Sonic: Eeewwwwww...
ZK: Gah! Not that you sick freak!
Amy: Snicker
Sonic: WHA! Where did you come from!
ZK: And now back to the story... sigh Maybe that was too random...
Tails: Maybe. )
40,000 bullets later:
"How the hell did all of those bullets conveniently miss everyone?" yelled Sonic.
Then the author appeared, "It's a writer's convienents." he shrugged.
"ZK, you idiot, your just being lazy."
"And your running low on ideas!" yelled Tails
"..."
"The dots, that means we're right!"
"Dumbass cracker." added GC.
"HOW DARE YOU TURN ON YOUR CREATOR!"
"Wut you gonna' do about?"
Dramatic pause, "I HAVE A M-4 RIFLE YOU UNGRATEFUL CHAO!" he whipped out the M-4.
"Uh oh..."
"MWA! HA! HA! HA! HA!"
Then Amy walked in, "Sonic marry me!"
"AAAAAAHHHHHH AMY!"
GC walked up to her, "You my bitch."
SMACK!
"My head... I guess I am running out of ideas."
"You think!" yelled Shadow.
"Curse you evil writers block!"
(ZK: This no longer makes sense."
Sonic: Really.Rolls eyes
ZK: Maybe it's too random.
Tails: Maybe.
ZK: Oh well, it's too late it cannot be stopped!"
All:AAAAHHHH!)
"Scary." Shadow stared.
Then a helicopter flew next to the window, "This is the Chao Police Department!"
"Shit!" screamed GC.
To be continued...
ZK: I think this might be pushing it...
Sonic: Really...
ZK: But the voices won't stop!
Shadow: Sigh... kicks ZK
ZK: Doesn't notice
Shadow: Please read and review, or I'll kill you.Smiles like a psycho
ZK: Oh yeah! I'm sorry about not having more Hispanic Knuckles.
IMPORTANT: I've pretty much run out of ideas, so it'd be great if you'd all send me some idea's!
I have my e-mail in my profile if you want to contact me.