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Out of the Fire and Into the Crock Pot!

"Lemme go! Lemme go! Lemme go! You stupid, pig-headed, egotistical, jerk-off bastard!"

"Ow!"

At this point of the day, Aerith and Constantine had recovered and Constantine apparently wasn't going down without some kind of fight. So, she bit Axel….five times. This time he dropped her in the dirt.

"Wow. Why didn't I think of that?" Aerieth asked aloud. She was watching her friend laughing while she was positioned on the other muscle of the three Stooges, with her head propped up on her hand.

"Would you be so kind as to shut at least one of them up?" Larxene asked.

"Oh my god! It's the voice from beyond! Obviously the brains of this faction." Constantine said pretending to be shocked as she tried to get off of her now sore bum. Axel just rolled his eyes and threw her over his shoulder again and took off for wherever they were going.

"I'm so bored. Are we almost there yet?" the brunette asked.

"No." Axel replied all too quickly. Suddenly Constantine got an evil smirk on her face then started humming.

"Ow! What the hell are you doing?" Axel all but screamed.

"What now?" the 'brains of the faction' asked irritated.

"She pinched my ass!"

"It's only fair if you get to stare at mine for more than a few hours!" Constantine fired back trying to hard not to laugh but it wasn't working. Axel just grumbled something about stupid wenches and kept going.

"Aerieth?"

"Hmm?" Aerieth was tired of her name being called.

"Play a game with me?" The girl asked.

"Like what?"

"I spy."

Aerieth looked at her for a second like she was nuts then replied, "Sure, why not I guess?" Axel and company just rolled their eyes and kept going.

"Okay! I spy with my little eye a tall person who's very moronic." Constantine said obviously trying to annoy her captor.

"Oh that's so hard! There's three to choose from." Aerieth replied bluntly. Axell had a vein on his head that was throbbing and was about to explode as he finally exploded himself.

"I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE! I CANT STAND HER! YOU TAKE HER BECAUSE IF I STAY AROUND HER ANY LONGER, I'M GONNA KILL HER! THEN I'M GONNA KILLED FOR KILLING HER! AND…."

"Shut up and stop complaining! Put her down and let her walk. It's not like she'll get far if she runs off somewhere." Larxene said. All she wanted was for ALL of them to shut up and to get home so she can finally have peace.

"Wow. She really is the brains. Put me down and I'll kick your ass!...Again." Constantine said. 'They act like I can't hear! Besides, I don't want to walk that far!'

"You couldn't the first time. What makes you think you can this time?" the red head asked.

Larxene grunted then said, "I just want to get home! Forget it and let's go!"

"Fine." Axel adjusted her on his shoulder and continued west. About 40 minutes later, Constantine was swinging her feet with her head propped up on her hand.

"I have a song stuck in my head!" She said. Constantine finally got bored enough that she started singing the song.

'Never made it as a wise man

I couldn't cut it as a blind man stealin'

Tired of livin' like a blind man

I'm sick of sight without a sense of feeling'

Then Aerieth joined in because she new the song she was singing and sure as hell had nothing better to do!

'This is how you remind me

This is how you remind me of what I really am

It's not like you to say sorry, I was waiting on a different story

This time I'm mistaken for handing you a heart worth breaking

I've been wrong I've been down been down to the bottom of every bottle

These five words in my head scream "are we havin' fun yet?"

It's not like I didn't know that

I said I love you and I swear I still do

And it must have been so bad

'Cause livin' with him must have damn near killed you

This is how you remind me of what I really am

This is how you remind me of what I really am'

By then surprisingly everyone was singing until axel stopped abruptly.

"We're here."

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Kairi sat on a rock as she watched the scene before her. Rinoa, Squall, Seifer and Cid were trying to hold back Seperoith, while Selfie, Barrett, Tifa, and Tidus were trying to hold back Cloud.

"YA LET THEM TAKE HER! NICE GOIN SPIKEY, MISTER I KNOW IT ALL! IT'S YOUR FAULT SHE'S GONE! IF YOU KNEW WHAT YOU WERE DOIN, CONSTANTINE WOULD STILL BE HERE!" Seperoith was seething now as he was yelling at him sometimes somewhat sarcastically.

"WELL IF YOU WEREN'T SO BUSY KILLING EVERYTHING, THEN MAYBE YOU COULD HAVE SEEN HIM AND TRIED TO PROTECT HER AND THEY'ED BOTH BE FINE!NOT TO MENTION…"

Sora had snuck up behind Kairi and said in her ear, "If this keeps up we won't even be able to find a brick."

Kairi jumped then replied, "You scared the shit out of me! Dont come up on me like that!...But yea you're right. This really isn't helping much. Well all great one! Why don't you say somethin' shorty?"

"Hey! I resent that." The brunette whined.

"Well you're the Keyblade guy! Stand up and say what's what! Take charge and do somethin'! We cant sit here forever ya know?" the red head said as she jumped off her rock and getting into some kind of weird victory pose.

"Ummm…..sure. I guess?" Sora said. He really wanted to know what was going through her head to make her so confident. 'But then again,' Sora thought, 'that girl has always been the one keeping us going with confidence, so what's new about this?' He chuckled to himself , then grabbed her arm and said, "Fine. But you have to get their attention."

"That shouldn't be to hard!" She said then ran up to the crowd, put her thumb and index finger in her mouth and whistled very loudly.

"I didn't know she could do that! Did you?" Riku asked as he looked at LuLu. She just shrugged her shoulders and shook her head. The only two that didn't shut their mouths were Cloud and Seperoith who were to busy with their argument over Aerieth and Constantine. She went over to them and smacked cloud really hard in the back of the head then strutted over and plucked Seperoith on his nose. In response she got two ow's and evil glares.

"Sora's got the floor so shut your damn mouths for two minutes and let the guy speak!" Kairi said looking directly at the two older men. She then sat beside Pluto and Red and gave a reassuring nod towards Sora. He gave her one of his goofy smiles then turned completely serious for once and said, "Look, I know this is hard and everything has pretty much just gotten screwed. But, arguing and fighting is not going to help us find them. I'm sure they're fine and that Constantine is doing her very best to annoy the shit out of them," everyone laughed at that, the first laugh all night. "but, we need to be using all of this new found energy some of us seem to have and time to be finding them! No one knows what the hell they're up to this time but it cant be good! So, let's get it together and crackin' on a plan and find them! Kay?" Everyone lit up a little at the confidence that was much needed and were ready to get on it.

"Couldn't have said it better myself." Kairi said as she walked up and kissed him on the cheek. Sora blushed and brought his hand up to his cheek as she walked away. Riku walked up to him laughing so hard he looked like he was going to fall and said, "Nice one!"

"Uh huh." Sora said dumbly and followed the rest into the inn.

A.N.: Aww that's cute! Anyway that's finally chapter 3! I've kinda lost my muse and I'm not getting any reviews so this is getting hard. So, I will not update chappie 4 until at least have 10 to 12 reviews. Sorry folks. Anyway I thought this one was funny but that's just me. Eventually the plot will thicken but I'm kind of just going with the flow here. So! With that said, please review and give your wonderful opinions! Flames also excepted although I warn I don't know how well I'll take it! Until next time, Chapter 4, Meanwhile! See ya!