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Chapter Two: Meet the Pirates

Hermione found herself lying on a deck looking at a pair of big feet.

"Get Up!" growled the man that the big feet belonged to.

"S Sorry s sir!" Hermione Mumbled.

"And you too get UP!" Growled the man again but to Malfoy this time.

Malfoy and Hermione stood next to each other. Where am I? Hermione wondered. How are we supposed to get back? Malfoy looks good today! Ahh! What am I thinking? I just thought Malfoy looked good! EWW! The Salty air is getting to me!

"I am Cap'n John Graybeard! What are your names?" Said the man who had growled to them just moments before.

"I'm Hermione Granger!" said Hermione Happily; because she was glad the captain was nice.

"I am Draco Malfoy, sir." Said Dr- I mean Malfoy.

"Do you know where we are captain?" asked Hermione

"Yes, we are just south of Jamaica." Said old Graybeard

"Thank you, sir. Do you know what year it is?" asked Malfoy

"Well it's the year 1775! It's in the summer months if that helps yer! The war just started!" John stated happily.

"Thank you! So what's going to happen to us?" said Hermione pointing to Malfoy and herself.

"Well yer could help out with the work! And I won't make yer walk the plank!" Said Captain Graybeard jokingly but Hermione didn't find it funny.

"Okay I'm sure Granger wont mind doing work!" Malfoy said with a drawl

The captain look at them looking very confused and said "Yer guys need a new name! Hermione you will be 'Monkey' Tess Cutty! And Draco yer will be Cap'n Harvey Jellybones! Well then let's find yer some new clothes and a place to say!"

Hermione glared at Jellybones. But as they entered the room they had to share they were both lost for words. Wow this is amazing! Too bad I have to share it with Captain Jellybones over there! sigh

"Wow this is amazing!" Hermione said.

"So it will do then, miss Tess Cutty?" Graybeard asked

"Oh yes its great" Hermione replied.

"Now lets go meet me Crew!" the captain said, "This is Louise Mauvebeard," He said referring to a tough looking Chick "this is Stutterin' Morgan" He said pointing to a big but friendly looking Pirate. Hermione didn't listen to the rest of the peoples names she was just taking in the whole scene. "So that's me crew! I'll see yer two at dinner!" and with that he left them to go back to their room.

"Wow huh?" asked Malfoy acting civil towards her.

"Yeah wow! This is cool!" she replied they walked back to their room in silence.

A/n: hoped you liked my second chapter! I got the pirate names off of this cool website, though I can't remember what it was. I work really hard on this so I hope you like it! R/R!