Konnichi wa minna. Sugoi, I am on a roll. Two chapters in one day. Well I am trying to make it up to you all who reviewed and asked for the next update. Maybe if I don't get hungry I will write a third chapter today.

Anyways I just got done with my paper route and my karate class today so I might not have the energy to make a really good chapter. I hope you all liked the other chapters.

To tell you the truth I owe this whole story to one of my favorite authors Prosopopeia who inspired me to write a kuramaxyusuke fanfiction. So anyone who likes yusxkur fanfictions please check out her fic as well.

Well anyway today I am feeling pretty humorous but who knows what I could write today. Mostly I am writing down whatever comes into my head. I never had the time to write it on paper so everything I am writing is completely random.

Oh yeah, if you do not like profanity than you should already know not to read my fics because my imagination just gets worse everyday. Trust me. Well on with the story.

Oh yeah I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho. I just dream I do. So anyways please read and review. Ja ne

Yusuke's P.O.V.

'What the hell does Hiei mean when he says that Kurama is in heat?' "How the hell can Kurama be in heat, Hiei, if he's a guy," I yelled. I watched as Hiei crossed his arms and leaned against a tree.

"And what the hell is it with demons and tree," I asked. 'I mean, come on almost every demon I know who is actually not trying to kill me has some sort of obsession with trees.'

I watched as Hiei smirked and it looked like he was trying real hard not to burst out laughing.

"To answer your first question detective, Kurama is in heat because he is a fox. All animal type demons go though it, but instead of what human females go through both male and female demons go through a sort of lustful stageonceevery year.

This is usually in the spring, summer, and fall. But because Kurama is asilver kitsune he has it twice a year, which is during the spring and fall. To answer your second question, demons like trees because they remind us of home," Hiei explained.

"Okayyy," I said, "So what you're saying is that Kurama has this sort of mating season or something," I asked.

"That is mostly what I have been telling you now isn't it," said Hiei.

"Okay, I understand what your telling me about this mating season but there is one thing that I really don't get," I said. I looked at Hiei who now had a very annoyed expression on his face.

"What now detective?" Hiei barked.

"If this is Kurama's mating season then why the hell is he fucking lusting at me for," I yelled. 'Man I seem to be yelling a hell of a lot lately. My throat is starting to hurt.'

This time Hiei couldn't help himself and started chuckling but soon it turned into full out laughter.

"What the hell is so damn funny", I yelled…again. About two minutes later Hiei finally composed himself.

"You must be either blind or really stupid detective", Hiei said, an ever-present smirk was on his face.

"Whatever Hiei just tell me what the hell is going on," I said, feeling really fucking ticked off right now.

"The reason why Kurama is after you of all people is because he likes no LOVES you, and now that its his mating season he can't hide his emotions as well as usual", Hiei explained.

"Well that explains a few things", I said, "but why does Kurama love me, I mean come on there is nothing really to love about me."

"You really are stupid aren't you," said Hiei.

"I always thought you and Kurama were a couple," I said.

"We were but that was a REALLY long time ago," said Hiei, his eyes took on a distant look.

"How do you know that Kurama loves me anyway, how do I know that you are telling the truth I mean if this is some kind of prank or something between you two then it is so not funny," I said.

"Do you want me to prove it," Hiei asked. 'Suddenly I was kind of creeped out by the thought of Hiei proving that Kurama "loved" me.'

"O-okay," I said, not knowing what I was getting myself into. Suddenly I was once again grabbed by my arm and being dragged off unwillingly.

"God dammit Hiei, what the hell is it with dragging me like this," I yelled through the roaring winds. 'Damn it was starting to get cold.' After what seemed forever Hiei finally stopped.

A few yards in front of us was Kurama but his back was turned to us and his hair seemed washed from the ice cream.

He looked so… I couldn't explain it. Just innocent, with the setting sun reflecting his blood red locks and the way his hair was swirling around him. I blinked.

'Where the hell did Hiei go?' I thought looking around me but he wasn't there.

"Damn fire demon," I grumbled to myself. Kurama must have heard me because he instantly turned around and was now facing me.

"Yusuke I was looking for you", I heard Kurama say.

"Eheheheh is that so," I asked starting to feel a little bit nervous.

Kurama was now walking toward me until we were about a foot away from each other. Then before I could make any sort of movement, Kurama had his arms around me and his body was completely pressed against mine.

"Umm Kurama, what are you doing," I said as Kurama started nuzzling my neck with his nose.

"I missed you," Kurama whispered, not even bothering to answer my question.

"Ikinda already guessthat Kurama," I choked out as one of his hand unwrapped itself away from me and was now placing itself on my chest, stroking me.

"K-kurama stop that", I moaned, starting to feel aroused by his touches.

"Why Yusuke, you seem to be enjoying it," Kurama whispered huskily. "Oh shit," I moaned, "Not good."

So what did you think of this chapter. I hoped you all liked it. I can't make a lemon until I get my own computer again because mine is broken and the one I am using is out in the family room so someone in my family might read it.

None of them are very fond of anime and they don't like yaoi's either. So maybe on Monday I'll write one at the library. I promise I will write one soon. Well please review. Ja ne