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: A Changed Destiny:
in the last chapter…
Creating a small and simple trap so that when their instructor came in, he would be hit by the eraser.
" That will never work Naruto" Sasuke said
" YEAH! Naruto you Baka" Sakura said immediately taking the side of her idol.
" too late" Naruto happily (and fakingly) said.
When the door opened they saw………..
A guy with gray-whitish hair and a facemask. The facemask troubled Sakura greatly because this meant that she couldn't say her sensei was handsome and brag about it to Ino.
When the guy opened the door, the eraser fell and plopped onto his head.
Naruto burst out laughing saying " Hahahahahahahahhahahaah! You fell for it!"
" Gomen, sensei. I tried to stop him but….." Sakura said out. (1)
The instructor looked up. He placed a finger under his chin. " Hmm, well my first impression of you is….I hate you" He said
Almost immediately the three genin's face all held the rejected expression.
" Okay, meet me on the roof in 5 minutes. There we will get to know each other better." Their Instructor said as he 'poofed' away.
" Great we have an instructor and he doesn't give us his name." Naruto said as he gave a mental role of his eyes.
Naruto turned to look at his teammates to find that Sasuke had left with Sakura trailing behind him like a lovesick puppy.(2)
" So….This is what our team is made out of. A stoic asshole, a rabid fan girl, and me. My lucky day." He said while giving another mental eye roll.
:At the roof top:
The three genins were sitting down on the roof while their jounin instructor was sitting on the railing.
" Okay, I am your instructor. Now will give brief introductions of ourselves so we will get to know each other." Their instructor said.
" Sensei, don't you think you should give us an introduction of yourself first?" Sakura asked.
" Okay, My name is Hatake Kakashi. I have many likes and dislikes. I don't want to tell you my dreams, ambitions, or hobbies."
" The only thing we learned was his name" Sakura whispered to her teammates. Naruto nodded in agreement. (3)
" You, pinky, next" Kakashi said to Sakura.
" Haruno Sakura, I like ( brief glance at Sasuke). My dreams are…( brief glance at Sasuke) My hobbies are…( another brief glance at Sasuke) my ambitions are…( insert high-pitched squeal)"
" And your dislikes?" Kakashi said while secretly fighting down a pissed expression.
" Ino-pig and naruto" She said with a face of disgust.
Naruto acted like he was hurt.
'That girl probably enjoys being a fan girl of Sasuke's. She doesn't put a lot of effort into training for sure' Kakashi thought
looking at the girl, Anyone could notice that Sakura didn't have any muscles at all. She was only little more than skin and bones. It was obvious that she didn't want to have muscles and was on a diet.(4)
" Okay, you, in the blue shirt" Kakashi said addressing Sasuke.( arg! That's the 5th time typed Sasuke's name " Sasuek")
" Uchiha Sasuke, I like nothing and Dislike many things, I think dreams are meaningless and I don't have a hobby. I have an ambition though. To kill a certain man."
' Hmm…reasonable' Kakashi thought
' Wow! Sasuke-kun is so cool!' Sakura thought
' Remind me to have a straight jacket when this guy comes near me. I thought that Kyuubi was insane but at least he can't do any damage!' Naruto thought while making mental note to bring a tranquilizer gun and a straight jacket the next day.
" Okay. You, blond kid" Kakashi said
" Uzumaki Naruto, I like ramen, and learning Jutsu's, I dislike Sasuke ( glare from Sakura), perverts, and stuck up assholes. I have a dream and a ambition to become hokage and surpass "him". My hobby is training." Naruto said
No one had bothered to ask about who the "him" was when he said his ambition. No one had bothered because Sasuke was acting cool and indifferent while Sakura was staring at him with hearts in her eyes. Kakashi was the only one who had paid attention to Naruto. He had dismissed the "him"(5) as someone non- important.
" Okay, now that we know each other, we will have a survival test tomorrow and I will see if you really are ninja material." Kakashi Said
" What? Aren't we already genin Kakashi-sensei?" Sakura asked.
" Becoming a genin isn't only knowing Bushin no Jutsu Sakura." Kakashi replied.
" So what will the survival drill be on?" Naruto asked.
Suddenly Kakashi started laughing
" What are you laughing about?" Sakura asked angrily
" No-nothing, it's only that, there is a 66 percent rate of failure." Kakashi said while his laughter died down.
" WHAT!" Sakura shouted.
" Come tomorrow morning and I will give you the details to your test." Kakashi said. " Also, don't eat breakfast tomorrow morning."
" Why?" The ever-interrogative Sakura questioned.
" Because, you will throw up." Kakashi said as he 'poofed' away.
Once Kakashi left the genins went back to their normal routines ( except for Naruto).
" Ne, Sasuke-kun. Will you go out with me?" Sakura asked with all her willpower concentrating on trying to send Sasuke's mind the answer "Yes". Unfortunately for her, it failed and the Uchiha said as always,…
" No." He walked away while a flash of rejection swept up on Sakura features before she was set back to her: " Stalk Sasuke mode".
Both of them left leaving Naruto just standing there doing nothing.
'….I'm eating breakfast tomorrow morning' Naruto thought before going into his : "full-smiling" mode that people usually saw.
: Scene change:
Naruto walked to his usual training spot. He was going to practice Kanashinobari no Jutsu so he could use it in the survival test. He knew what this test was all about. It was about teamwork. Something that his team was severely lacking.
Heck, the only thing that Naruto could think of that would involve both fighting and teamwork was if Sasuke was going be attacked and Sakura jumped in to save Sasuke, then he could go in for the kill. The only problem was that Sakura would probably die, and he would probably be beaten down.
Great? I think not! Two members of team 7 would be killed and the survivor would be a stoic asshole that thought that he was better than everyone else. How fun . NOT.
He sighed as he started training. Two hours into his training he decided to do something better. He suddenly realized that he should ditch is old outfit. His old outfit was an orange jumper that stood out brightly. Many of Konoha's villagers had complained on how bright it was. He didn't really have a choice because a while back he didn't have much money.
Now that he had more money it would probably be better if he had changed.
He sighed as he took from his pocket his most prized possession: A Black Ipod(6)
He walked while listening to his favorite song : Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Green Day
Boulevard of Broken Dreams
I walk a lonely road
The only one that I have ever known
Don't know where it goes
But it's home to me and I walk alone
I walk this empty street
On the Boulevard of Broken Dreams
Where the city sleeps
and I'm the only one and I walk alone
I walk alone
I walk alone
I walk alone
I walk al...
My shadow's the only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating
Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me
'Til then I walk alone
ah-ah,ah-ah,ah-ah,aah-ah
ah-ah,ah-ah,ah-ah
I'm walking down the line
That divides me somewhere in my mind
On the border line
Of the edge and where I walk alone
Read between the lines
What's fucked up and everything's alright
Check my vital signs
To know I'm still alive and I walk alone
I walk alone
I walk alone
I walk alone
I walk ah...
My shadow's the only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating
Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me
'Til then I walk alone
ah-ah,ah-ah,ah-ah,aah-ah
ah-ah,ah-ah,ah-ah
I walk alone
I walk ah...
I walk this empty street
On the Boulevard of Broken Dreams
Where the city sleeps
And I'm the only one and I walk ah...
My shadow's the only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating
Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me
'Til then I walk alone...
Naruto was at the cloths store now. He went in and noticed the dirty looks that he was getting from the other people inside of the shop. But, who cares? Naruto got this every single day.
He walked down the aisles looking for something black. Black blends in with the night.
Giving a loud mental cry of " AHA!" he saw what he wanted. It was a outfit that was all black. It was pure coincidence that there was a Uzumaki Symbol on the back of the vest. The outfit suited his tastes. The shirt was black with a 'V' cutting right below his neck. Like this/V ( the slashes are his shoulders). The outfit had baggy black pants and had a lot of pockets for scrolls and kunais. The vest had 2 pockets used to store scrolls. The outfit almost seemed to be made for him.
He took the outfit and went up to the counter.
" I want to buy this" Naruto said to the shopkeeper
" 2400 yen(7)" The shopkeeper said.
"okay" Naruto said as he handed over the money. After he gave the shopkeeper the money he took the outfit and walked out of the shop.
There was no point in the shopkeeper refusing to serve him. If the shopkeeper did refuse to serve him, the shopkeeper would already be dead or exiled.
And so Naruto went back to his apartment. Locking the door behind him, he proceeded to meditate to kill time.
:2 hours later. It was night time:
Naruto got up and went to bed. Before he laid down on his bed, he opened his closet and took out a straightjacket and 5 tranquillizer darts. He would need use for it tomorrow for Sasuke.
' A ninja has always got to be prepared, especially when his psychotic teammate goes off the edge of humanity. That phrase describes Sasuke well. Too well for Sasuke's own good.' Naruto thought.
If only he knew…what was going to happen when the chuunin exams came….
A/N : NUMBER CORRESPONDANT
1: Trying to make a good impression
2: Yes, Sakura will be acting like a Sasuke-obsessed idiot
3: Naruto was pretending, like usual
4: Sakura wants to look good, and does not to be working very had
5: Youdaime or rather Naruto's father. ( again, MY story. Don't try to make me change it)
6: I created it just because. It's just about the only thing that's going to be technology-like. The other thing is headphones.
7: It's expensive. 1 USA dollor 8 Yen. Therefore. 2400 yen 300 USA
A/N: I am proud of this chapter for no reason. Don't ask… I am going to take a poll right now. Please vote for pairings.
Pairings:
Naruto x Ino
Naruto x Sakura
Naruto x Hinita
Please vote people because I am making my next chapter. I am taking your offer into consideration to be my BETA