Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto and if I did, I would already have a T.V. in my room.
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Poll: Some people voted for 2 pairings so if they voted Naruto x Hinita AND Naruto x Ino then I would count those as two votes and write it.
Naruto x Hinita: 13 votes
Naruto x Ino: 9 votes
Naruto x Sakura: 4 votes
I am going to write this chapter with no romance whatsoever. Please continue voting because I think I need more votes. Please just vote for 1 pairing.
1 thing I have to say to you all: This is MY story and I have MY timeline. Okay? Okay. So don't tell me in your reviews: If naruto graduated early why would he still be in the same team as Sakura and Sasuke.
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: A Changed Destiny:
in the last chapter…
Naruto got up and went to bed. Before he laid down on his bed, he opened his closet and took out a straightjacket and 5 tranquillizer darts. He would need use for it tomorrow for Sasuke.
' A ninja has always got to be prepared, especially when his psychotic teammate goes off the edge of humanity. That phrase describes Sasuke well. Too well for Sasuke's own good.' Naruto thought.
If only he knew…what was going to happen when the chuunin exams came….
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: Next Day:
Naruto got up and did the usual, you know, slipping on the floor while you're trying to get to the bathroom to brush your teeth. Brushing your teeth and washing your face. Then going to the kitchen to drink a hot cup of milk and scalding your tongue. You get it, the usual.
Naruto was about to wear his new outfit until he thought about it. If it was night then it would be good to wear black. But since in the sun ( don't read this if you learned about black absorbing heat) black makes the wearer hotter, then I should wear lighter colors.
He changed into an outfit that had a white T-shirt and white baggy pants ( 1). He also wore a vest that was white and had many pockets. It had a very big one on the inside of the vest.
Naruto decided that he would put the straightjacket there. It was, after all necessary and none of his other things needed to be brought.
'On second thought' Naruto thought ' Maybe I should bring…'
Naruto ran into his room to retrieve what looked like a small machine gun.
' Always be prepared for the worst' Naruto thought grinning evilly
1 more day until he needed to get the weights from Mr. Ed.
Naruto walked out of the door and proceeded to the place their instructor told them to go.
: Sasuke's place:
Sakura was sleeping outside of Sasuke's door in a sleeping bag. She kept on mumbling stuff like " Sasuke-kun" and " Marry me!" under her breath.
Meanwhile inside of Sasuke's house….
Sasuke was eating his breakfast. He was rushing because he was 30 minutes late for the test. He ran out of his door but tripped on Sakura's body.
" Shit" Sasuke cursed kicking Sakura's form. " What's she doing out here?" He said.
Sighing, Sasuke bent down and picked up Sakura's sleeping bag, which Sakura was still in. He ran to the training place with Sakura thrown over his shoulder. He didn't really care if Sakura didn't brush her teeth or wash her face.
'Serves her right' Sasuke thought ' If she keeps on doing this, I going to just pick her up and throw her into the road where she will get run over by people'
When Sasuke got there, He saw that Naruto was already there. This angered him to no end. HE was the great Uchiha, who dares to be before him? WHO DARES!(2)
Then suddenly Sakura woke up. As soon as she saw Sasuke she glomped him. She wasn't surprised when Sasuke moved away from her but she was even more surprised when she realized where she was.
" WHERE AM I?" Sakura screamed into Naruto's ear.
" Why the hell are you asking me?" Naruto asked her letting some of his real personality show.
" TELL ME!" Sakura screeched
" WE'RE AT THE PLACE KAKASHI TOLD US TO BE AT!" Naruto shouted back finally loosing his cool.
" WHO THE BASTARD THAT BROUGHT ME HERE!" Sakura screeched again.
" Me, do you have a problem with that?" Sasuke said to her. He could listen to her screeching, ignore her frequent declarations of love, but he couldn't hold back the anger of being called a bastard.
" O-of course n-not Sasuke-Kun" Sakura said his name like she wasn't worthy of saying it.
" Hey, are you going to apologize to me?" Naruto asked.
" OF COURSE NOT!" Sakura shouted while hitting Naruto on the head. Hard.
" Grrr." Naruto growled as he sat up. Did that bitch really have to hit his head that hard? They were a team now but all she seemed to care about was that stoic asshole.
Sfx:Poof!
Kakashi popped up. " Hello"
" YOU'RE LATE!"
" Uh…I saw an old lady flying and she wanted me to get her down"
" LIAR" Sakura screeched
" Ahem, today we will be doing this exercise. The bell exercise."
" What's that?" Sakura stupidly asked.
" I have 2 bells, you three will have to get it from me." Kakashi answered
" But there are only 2 bells, wont one person fail?" Sakura asked again.
Kakashi only nodded at her.
" But won't that mean that if one person fails, that person will have to go back to the academy?"
" Yes."
" But-" Sakura started, but she was cut off by Kakashi saying
" The test ends at 12:00. be sure to come at me with a killer intent or else you will never pass." Kakashi said not wanting to listen anymore to Sakura's questions.
With that, Kakashi left with a loud 'pop' and the test began…
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Almost at once, the three ninja's ran to their hiding places. Sakura was hiding in the bushes. Only 1 feet away from where Sasuke was hiding.
Sasuke was hiding in a tree where he could see the big clearing in front of him.
Naruto was hiding in a place where no one could see him.
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Kakashi looked around. Good, they were all hidden. He knew where Sasuke and Sakura were hidden because if you saw Sasuke, you would see Sakura. The thing that bothered him was that he couldn't see Naruto anywhere.
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Sakura was stalking Sasuke when she heard Sasuke leaving his hiding spot. She was going to follow him until she felt a hand tap her shoulder.
" Sasuke-kun?" Sakura whispered thinking that Sasuke had jumped out of the tree to confess his love to her.
Sakura was disappointed when she saw Naruto behind her.
" What do you want?" Sakura said obviously pissed that Naruto interrupted her.
" Sakura, we have to work together-" Naruto started to say until her was interrupted by Sakura.
" Do you know where Sasuke went?" Sakura asked intent on stalking Sasuke instead of listening to Naruto
" Uh, I think he went that way but-"Naruto said but was cut off when he heard a loud noise. When he looked up he saw that Sakura had left in search of Sasuke again.
Mumbling " Idiotic rabid fan girl" under his breath, he went off to find Sasuke.
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Sasuke moved to a small but secluded place in the forest. He had tried to put a big amount of space in between Sakura and him because he didn't want Sakura to mess up his chances of being a real Ninja.
He was about to move again until he heard something behind him. It turned out to be Naruto
" Hey, Sasuke" Naruto said
" What dobe(3)?" Sasuke answered irritate that the idiot would DARE to even talk to him.
" Why don't we work together to get the bells?" Naruto asked thinking wait, no, KNOWING that Sasuke would probably decline.
" No, You two are just like stumbling stones to me. You just slow me down." Sasuke answered with some if his" Uchiha-too-good-for-you" look. With that he left leaving Naruto alone.
" SHIT! What's up with our lack of team work!" Naruto cursed.
'Looks like I'm going to be alone…' Naruto thought. With his current strength he could probably last 4 hours with the Jounin but that would ruin his false identity. If he continued to play the fool then he would be dead in about 7 minutes.
' Choices, choices.' Naruto thought irritably in his head.
Will Naruto really succeed?
Only time will tell…
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A/N: I am so proud of this chapter. I added a new weapon. A MACHINE GUN! Muahahahaha now Naruto can blow the head off of any person that threatens to hurt him.( Namely Sasuke and Kakashi)
Poll:
Should I make Naruto really show his power? Or should I not? Sasuke would probably kill Naruto for his power if he really showed it…
Next Chapter: Missions and more