IMPORTANT A/N - First off myfirst chapterwas rude without the Author's Note. And the reviews back were worst. But when one of my favorite authors almost or basically flamed my work, that stung. And OMG I WISH I WAS KAORU LOL, please don't ever insult me in a review. If you do, I will insult you back. When I say flame, I mean flame the story not me. I am a black bitch and I know it so don't piss me off. I have enough problems in my life and I don't need some crazy-ass bitch to insult me. My so-called piece of shit isn't against the rules but silly me, you know so much, I'm just an obese sophmore who has nothing better to do than diss Tomoe.

Anyway, I'm back with Ch 2 that addresses Kaoru bashing. First off, in the reviews, I don't want to hear about how stupid and dumb Kaoru is or how much you hate Tomoe. Because you're basically dissing my favorite two characters. Yeah, get that straight, Kaoru and Tomoe are my favorite two characters. I like them for different reasons and I believe Kenshin loved both of them for different reasons. It is plain rude to be bashing them and I really don't want to hear it in a review. If you want to flame my story, flame bad writing not characters. I'm sick of hearing why people hate Tomoe and Kaoru. I've read fics and I know the reasons, unless you want your prejudiced reasons to come out on my fic, don't venture into bashing.

The long-awaited part two of HOW TO BASH TOMOE. This episode is a special feauturing the ever so annoying character known as Kaoru!

Featuring: Kenshin-And-Me-4-Eva (otherwise known as 4Eva)

With help from one of my first reviewers - I WISH I WAS KAORU LOL

She is here to talk about the annoying girl known as Kaoru and the hell she's put Kenshin through.

"Nice to meet you, 4Eva." Crystal Waves said.

"Same, CW." 4Eva Replied.

"So tell us about yourself." CW said.

"Well, I'm a Battousai fan! I mean seriously the man is so hot. I hate Kaoru with a passion and I hope she goes to hell!"

"Um okay. So tell me, when you first thought when you saw Kaoru."

"I thought what a spineless piece of trash."

"But in the beginning, wasn't she trying to save her father's dojo by risking her life."

"Um, who cares? Kenshin saved her."

"But that isn't the point."

"Whatever. Anyway, as I was saying, Kaoru is so dumb and weak."

"I thought in the magna Watsuki said she was strong and a National-level champion."

"Watsuki obviously was wrong."

"Um okay. Do you think Kaoru is a kind person. I mean she did welcome Megumi, Sano, Yahiko and Kenshin into her home?"

"Well obviously, she needed the cash."

"Which cash, none of them bring funds in."

"Yeah they do! Don't challenge me on this, I know what I'm talking about."

"Okay... What do you think of her following Kenshin to Kyoto?"

"That was plain stupid. She was just a waste of space in Kyoto."

"But she and Misao defeated Kamatari."

"Misao did most of the work, she was just there to so later she could say 'I defeated Kamatari' "

"Well, let's fast-forward to Seissouhen. What do you think of Jinchuu?"

"Obviously more the reason to hate Kaoru. It's all Kaoru's fault that Enishi made everyone think she was dead. Anyway, Kenshin had to worry about her and he could have gotten wrinkles with all his worrying."

"Of course. Why do you think Kaoru and Kenshin got married?"

"Because Kenshin was drunk one night, had a one-night stand with her and decided to marry her to keep his honor. That's why he leaves her and her bastard son most of the time."

"I thought Kenshin left because he still regretted what he did during the Bakamatsu."

"Are you kidding me? You obviously know nothing about Rurouni Kenshin."

"Right. What did you think at the end of Reflections when the only thing Kenshin said was 'Kaoru' ?"

"Sano obviously brainwashed him to thinking that he loved Kaoru."

"So, when Kenshin died in her laps, he was brainwashed?"

"Yeah! You get it!"

"Um, Thanks for this great interview. Look out for more episodes of Bashing RuroKen characters. Till next time, I'm Crystal Waves!"