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Love Hina: Perverted Edition
Chapter 2
Meet your new manager(s)
Thoughts in Italics
Dialogue surrounded by ""
"My name is Keitaro Urashima. I am twenty years old and living with my parents and my sister Kanako. I am a second year Tokyo U student. I failed my first time up but I barely passed but that isn't what been bothering me. I having had much luck in the relationship department and I would really like a girlfriend."
Kanako apparently woke up and greeted me outside my bedroom door and I let her in.
"Good morning, Keitaro. How was your night?"
"Good morning, Kanako. My night was good and how about you?"
"Same here. So what are we going to do today?"
"I don't know." It was at this point that my father yelled out to me.
"Keitaro telephone. It is your grandmother up at Hinata. She says that she wants you and Kanako to come up to see her." Keitaro's father yelled to Keitaro.
Hmm. I wonder what she wants us there for. "Well, we better head out and see what she wants us for. I don't want us to keep her waiting."
MEANWHILE
"I am retiring from my job as manager and going on vacation." Grandma Hina told the tenets.
"Huh? What about us granny? It won't be the same without you." Yeah, we can finally get out from under your tyrannical rule. This is the best news that I have heard in a long time. Naru said.
"Where are you going, Motoko?" Naru asked Motoko.
"I told you that I am going on retreat." Motoko looks at her watch. "And now I am surely going to be late. Thanks a lot, Naru. You can take care of things when I am gone." Motoko runs out of the house where several friends are waiting patiently for her so can see her as she leaves for the retreat.
And that was Motoko Aoyama. Freshman in high school, secrets arts master of her fighting school, and to a select few. . . pervert and proud of it. As a high school freshman student guard, it was her job and honor to protect the school from perverts and their ways. But she wasn't part of the solution, no she was part of the problem. Most people think the stereotypical pervert is a man but some times a girl can be perverted even more so then some men.
FLASHBACK
A young man is waiting patiently in a room which by the way was soundproof had one door with a small window that was being covered by a blind. Motoko steps into the room. She then closes and locks the door.
"So it seems that you were caught in the boy's locker room looking through a peephole into the girl's locker room while a girl's gym class was changing." Motoko said to the young man.
"You got to believe me, I am completely innocent." the man said.
She knew that he was lying about being innocent and her proof you ask. She noticed as she talked that the young man's eyes were fixated on her rather large chest. Now most girls would have been offended but being a pervert thought that it was her time to have some fun.
She motioned him to hush as she walked over to the young man. She loosened up her shirt to reveal some of her cleavage.
At this moment she placed down his pants and started to stimulate his male appendage. She looked into his eyes as she spoke.
" I can see you like to look at a woman's chest. The thought of how it would feel to touch it huh?" She noticed that his "little friend" had stood up and as Motoko continued to talk.
"You look through that peephole and watch the show they give you. You think of what they would do to you in bed. You think of the feeling you think you would get as you ride your favorite one in bed." After a while, he couldn't take it anymore and a sticky substance started to leak out onto her hand.
She pulled her hand out and started to lick it off. "Ok now that your brain is no longer between your legs and back in your head where it belongs, lets get to business." Motoko said to the young man.
"I will completely forget the rules that you just broken in exchange for something I want."
"And what do you. . . want . . . from me?" the man asked.
"Money, little man. About one thousand dollars ought to cover it." Motoko responded.
"I don't have that kind of money." the man said.
"Well you can pay it in a payment plan but one thing." Motoko told him.
"And that is?" the man asked.
"You try to screw me and I will make sure that these pictures of you in a compromising position are given to the principal as well as your parents and I don't think you want that, hmm. . ." Motoko told the young man.
"Ok I agree. Here's fifty dollars for now and I will pay you some more next week." the young man said as he handed her the money.
"Agreed." Motoko responded.
END FLASHBACK
And of course the blond headed girl talking to Motoko was Naru Narusewega. Even though she was two years older then her, they were in the same grade. She failed two separate times before she got her act together and became the smart Tokyo U bound student that she is today and to a select few was also a pervert who was proud of the fact but her methods at school were a bit different.
FLASHBACK
It was lunchtime at school and Naru looked around until she saw a boy that looked attractive to her. Of course, she knew full well that this particular boy already had a girlfriend and was going to make her move anyway.
She walks up to the boy and greets him.
"Well, hello you hot stud why don't you let me show you how a really good girl treats her man." Naru asked the young man. He started to get nervous because his girlfriend who was nearby might think that he was cheating on her which wasn't the case at all.
This particular boy's girlfriend noticed what Naru was doing and stormed over to where she was standing to confront her.
"Get your stinking hands off of my boyfriend you sick twisted pervert!" The young man's girlfriend yelled at Naru.
"Oh, I didn't know you were his girlfriend. I am so sorry but I mistaken you for an ugly guy." Naru responded.
"YOU BITCH!" She yelled as she threw a punch at Naru who caught it and squeezed it.
"How does it feel, huh? Have you ever heard the sound of the bones of a hand break? Well, you will if you try that again." Naru told the young girl.
She tried it again anyway and the girl missed and Naru threw a punch and sent the girl flying through the roof.
"Well that is all of the fun I can handle for now. I think it's time I had some lunch for lunchtime ends." Nard thought aloud to herself.
END FLASHBACK
"Hey huge ass want to play?" Yelled a over active Su who slapped Naru on the ass and ran away and could care less that they no longer had a manager and didn't think seriously about much of anything.
"Damn it Su, I have a name you know." Yelled Naru who didn't like Su's style of referring to the people she knew. Now usually you would have chased said person but chasing Su is like chasing a freight train on foot. She had several nicknames for her friends and no one liked being called any of them. Now one may think that she was a pervert too but she made it abundantly clear that she wasn't a pervert
FLASHBACK
"Damn it Su, I am tired of your perverted bullshit." Naru yelled at Su.
"I am not a pervert, I am an asshole. There is a difference there." Su responded.
"And what kind of difference could there possibly be?" Naru asked Su.
"Perverts do things to people that excite them. I do things to people because it pisses them off." Su answered Naru's question.
She just stood there dumbfounded by her revelation.
END FLASHBACK
Of course, she also tried this with Haruka but she had a different way of voicing her displeasure.
FLASH BACK
"Hey tall, dumb and ugly what's for supper tonight?" Su asked Haruka who just stood there emotionlessly and seemed to ignore what she said.
When she asked if she heard her, Haruka gave many painful and informative lessons which ended Su's usually colorful introductions to her and now must call her miss Haruka Urashima if she likes to walk without using a wheelchair.
"Does that answer your question short, stupid and irritating?"
END FLASHBACK
It seems that Su is either really stupid or her goal is to drive her house mates insane.
"Kitsune?" Naru called out to her.
"Naru please let me rest. I have been up all night drinking. This is serious shit, Kitsune. If we don't get a manager soon, some of us won't be allowed to stay. Does anyone else give a shit besides me." Naru said.
MEANWHILE
"Last bus leaving for Hinata Hot Springs boarding now. The bus ticket is. . . . and you must have the exact amount." The bush driver told Keitaro.
"Uh I don't have exact change, sir." Keitaro responded.
"Keitaro, why don't you take a seat over there? I will handle this." Kanako told Keitaro.
He takes a seat over where Kanako pointed which obscured his vision of the bus driver.
"Hey I don't have the exact amount buddy and you are going to take this slight underpayment and you are going to like it or else." Kanako told the bus driver.
"Or else what?" The bus driver shot back at her.
"Or I am going to show you a level of pain that no man has ever experienced and live to tell about it." Kanako warned the bus driver.
"Ooh I am so scared." The bus driver responded sarcastically.
Now rule no. one . . . egging Kanako like that will get you hurt. . . . really hurt.
15 MINUTES LATER
"So do we have an agreement on that?" Kanako asked the bus driver.
"Yes yes we do. Just don't hurt me anymore." the bus driver begged for mercy.
"Great and thanks for being so understanding and kind." Kanako said to him with a smile on her face.
She goes over to where Keitaro is sitting.
"Brother, it is all taken care of." Kanako said to Keitaro.
"So lets hurry on up to the Hinata Sou." Keitaro responded.
"After a long walk, they decided to take a break and sit down on bench that is sitting next to the bridge they just crossed."
"Hey Keitaro I am going to go into that store and get something to drink. You want anything?" Kanako asks Keitaro.
"Hey get me a soda." Keitaro said to Kanako.
"Ok be back in a minute." Kanako said.
She leaves to get Keitaro and herself something to drink.
As he waits for her, he notices a young girl sitting on the bench on the other side of the bridge. The girl is tall slender and has short blue hair and she has a sword at her side. She seems to be crying about something.
Hey she could use someone to talk to. Keitaro thinks to himself as he walks over to where she was sitting.
"Do you mind if I sit here?" Keitaro asks the young girl.
"No . . . I don't mind." The young girl replies.
"Hey is there something bothering you?" Keitaro asks her.
"Who do you think you are prying into other people's business?" The young girl shot back at Keitaro.
"No it isn't that. I just thought that you could use a shoulder to cry on, that's all." Keitaro replies to the young girl's question.
It was at this moment that she burst into tears.
"It was so awful. I just got home from working hard at the place I work at. I am trying so hard to pass my Tokyo U entrance exams even after two failures. I am also trying to keep the relationship going with my current boyfriend and you know what I find when I get home? I find him in my bed with another woman. It makes me so mad and sad at the same time. I just ran out of the house. I can't even stand being there anymore or even looking at him. I know I really shouldn't bother you with all of my problems." The young girl said to Keitaro.
"It is all right. It is better to let it all out rather then hold it all inside. Hey you know my grandmother owns an all girl dorm named the Hinata Sou and I remember her saying that she is looking for new tenants. Maybe you should stop up. You know, to take a look around and maybe you like to stay there." Keitaro tells the young girl.
"That sounds like a good idea. Yeah, I'll try to stop up there later." He sounds like such a nice guy. I wish I had a friend like him. "I have to do a few things first so I will see you later bye." The young girl said to Keitaro.
"Yeah bye now." She walked off to do whatever she had to do. "Damn, I never asked her for her name. It's all right, I will find out later." Keitaro says to himself.
I feel so much better now. I will go up there and take a look. I know that it will be better then staying at my current place. The Hinata Sou, I remember all the happy times I spent there as a child. The young girl said to herself as she walked home.
It was at this point that Kanako returned to where Keitaro was sitting with the drinks she bought at the store.
"Here you go, Keitaro." Kanako hands Keitaro his soda.
"Thanks Kanako. We better head up there now." Keitaro responds.
"After a long walk, they finally arrived at the Hinata Sou. It was late in the afternoon when they arrived. They knock on the door but no one answers."
"Hey, I guess nobody is home. Well she wanted us here for something so I guess we can just walk in and wait for her." Keitaro says to Kanako.
They both walk in and look around the place to see if anyone is inside.
"Hey Kanako I am going to the hot springs to take a bath so you can wait here while I take a bath, okay." Keitaro tells Kanako.
"Don't take too long, ok." Kanako responds.
"Ok." He walks to the hot springs and disrobes and gets into the water.
"Wow. I haven't been in a hot spring for ages and it feels so good."
As he swam in the hot springs, someone else got into the water.
Huh? I wonder who that could be?
He puts on his glasses and the figure entering the hot springs becomes clear.
"A. . . A. . . girl! Oh no, It isn't right to be in here with a girl." Keitaro says to himself.
"Ah, It feels so good to take a hot mineral bath. Hey Kitsune, what are you doing all the way over there?"The girl says to who she thinks is Kitsune.
She moves over to where Keitaro is and thinking Kitsune is taking a bath reaches out to touch "her" but falls and grabs onto something hard.
Oh a man and so big too.
She flashes a smile and he starts to run away while Naru has her hands firmly wrapped around it.
"AH HELP!" Keitaro yelled as he tried to get away from Naru.
Kanako heard someone yelling for help. "That sounds like Keitaro is in trouble." She runs to the hot springs and what she finds there really made her mad.
"Oh you damn pervert, get your hands off of him." She runs after the girl to give her a good punch and hits her. Naru flies up into the air and slams back into the hot spring and she starts to run
"Oh shit! I better run." Naru tries to escape as Kanako chases after her while trying to throw more punches
"Stand still so I can beat the shit out of you!" Kanako yells as she chases after the pervert and they start running all over the house stopping only when Kanako hits Naru and sends her flying up and hitting the ceiling and crashing back down.
As they run around Naru bumps into Kitsune and knocks the laundry basket out of her hands and falls onto Naru's head. Seeing that Kanako is fast approaching she starts to run away.
"God damn it Naru, come back here with my clothes. I am not in the mood for your bullshit today." Kitsune yells at Naru. Now Naru is being chased by an angry Kitsune and Kanako and she continues to run.
After a while she stops when she thinks she lost Kitsune and Kanako. As she walks down the stairs she sees Su playing with her toy tanks while dressed like an army soldier.
"Oh great, the self proclaimed asshole is here waiting to make my move so she can make my day into a full blown living hell." Naru tries to walk around the tanks but she steps on one and it explodes.
"Ow that hurts damn it!" Naru yells to herself.
"Ah you fell into my trap! Now, ready, aim, fire!" Su yells as the tanks start firing mini explosive rounds that send Naru flying out the door where Kitsune and Kanako are waiting.
As she looks up at the face of an angry Kitsune and an even more enraged Kanako.
"Who do you think you are? First you sneak into the hot spring where my brother was bathing and then then you. . ." Kanako asks Naru.
"Not to mention, stealing my clothes and making me have to chase your fat ass all over the building. Oh by the way, it isn't very funny you know." Kitsune adds her two cents to what Naru has done.
Now what should do with her. They all think to themselves.
"I say hang her from a tree and use her as a punching bag." Kanako suggested.
"I say I make her pay for enough bottles of sake to last me for a week." Kitsune suggested.
"I say I should use her to test my greatest and latest inventions." Su suggested.
The thought of them doing those things to her put her into a panic and she was hoping for anything to stop them.
Suddenly Haruka walked up the steps and noticed that Keitaro and Kanako arrived.
"Hey Keitaro and Kanako you finally arrived to be our new managers. Naru, Kitsune and Kaolla meet your new managers, my nephew and niece, Keitaro and Kanako." Haruka says to the girls.
The three girls each had a thought on their minds as what this means to them.
For Naru it was cheap thrills.
For Kitsune it was free sake.
For Su it was bananas. Don't ask.
For Keitaro and Kanako it was one thing.
WHEN THE HELL DID I SIGN UP FOR THIS JOB?
End of chapter 2 all girl dorm and outdoor hot spring complete with perverts
next chapter 3 Meet the New Resident: Swordmaster Shinobu
Story Notes: I thought that having Naru and Motoko as perverts would make for an interesting story. I don't want to get flamed by the supporters of one of the girls so I said to myself make them both perverts which I feel that the supporters of one girl ( Naru or Motoko) despise the other. I thought this story needed balance so you have the target (Keitaro) the perverts (Naru and Motoko) the pervert bashers (Shinobu who is the same age as Keitaro) the blackmailer and dirty trickster (Kitsune) and the self proclaimed asshole (Su). Yes in this one Su's inventions (toys) are made just to piss off her friends on purpose. What can I say, she's evil.
Author Notes: I got ten reviews just for an intro. I am impressed to say the least. This took a while because I have a lot of people to impress here. It seems this idea caught the eyes of a few people at least and one person who didn't review put this story on their favorites and three of my fans( people who are on author/ story alert) one of them put this on story alert and several people who have reviewed several of my works are reading this as well. I have been contacted by the Dark Icon to join their group. I am honored and also interested in the idea. Two things have been bothering me lately.
One is that some people seem to have a problem with the amount of stories being written. They say that it will degrade the quality of the stories. In all of the stories I have written I haven't gotten one bad review so I am little confused by this. So many people are constantly bitching because they don't update fast enough and here I got people who say I write too much lol. I want to know if the amount and frequency of stories is bothering you since this has been brought to my attention. Some people have what is referred to as writer's block ( the inability to get a good idea to write about) my problem is the exact opposite. I can't stop this never ending flow of ideas that pops into my head. It is a blessing and a curse. That is why I write so many different stories Many of them are completed or one shots by the way.
Another thing is reviews. I look forward to reading each and every review and will answer almost any question. Reviews to me are important because it helps me to know if you have read the chapter/story and what you think of it. Two stories are being written right now. Love Hina The Next Generation and Love Hina Perverted Edition. Which one gets an update depends on how many reviews I have received so if you are reading this please review every chapter to voice your opinion and by reviewing the story you put a vote towards the one you want me to give an update too first. It is an incentive plan to review so we all win in the end. Hey if you really like it put it on your favorites list. If you like these kind of stories then put me on author alert because this is what I will primarily write so you don't want to miss a thing.
To cactus it is a coincidence that my story format is the same as your story ( LH: corporate edition) by the way where is it? I wasn't thinking of it when I wrote mine.
I think writing an intro before starting a story is the best way to start a story and I have two reasons. When you pick up a book, movie or video game what is the first thing that you do. Buy it without thinking twice and bringing it home or do you look at the back to see what it is all about. Second, it gives the reader a little idea of what to expect and they know right away whether they will like it or not.