Yay, this is the fanfic that has my 2 favorite characters in it! So don't diss it! (Please...)

Laharl: like people are going to listen to you...

... You know what, just read it, I'm not very good at writing love stories, but here we go! Um, just to tell you this is like 600 years in the past, when all the making characters may not even been made yet, and if they were, they may be like about 600-700 years old. (In earth, that's about 6-7 years old!

DISCLAMER: I so do not own disgaea. although it's a cool game, and I would gladly like to own it and...

Laharl: Shuuuuuttt uuuuuppp!

"WHAT?" The netherworld castle filled with a shout.

"What? What's so wrong with having a crush?" The little blond haired archer asked.

"Well, first of all you're only 625 years old..." Dirty blond haired strider marked.

"Joe's right, and you're not that cute, Merilu." Another blond thief with red eyes added.

"Is that suppose to encourage me, or to disappoint me?" Merilu looked up to the two boys with a little mad look. "I didn't mean it like that, but still..." "It's not fair! Why can't I like a boy and Joe can?" Merilu complained. Then, the red eyes stared slowly to the strider, "Don't tell me..." "You have to understand Ari, she's really cute and ah... Well, I can't help it but stare, okay?" Both Ari and Merilu looked at Joe with a sweat drop.

Ari turned his brain back to the main point. "Well anyways, why, why, why the heck do you like this guy?" "Just... because... he's cool, and smart, and..." Her words drifted off as she continued. The boys smirked and said out loud cheerfully," Then ask him out!" "No thank you, I want to keep it a secret." silence... bird's chirping... "WHA-? Then there's no meaning to like him!" The boys in state of shock asked why. "Well, ...A girl in love should never show or tell that love to anyone else! Right?" A little tsunami vision splashed behind the fired up girl. "That's wrong. It's suppose to be 'A girl in love should tell her true emotions...'" Joe corrected with a murmur.

"That's not right..." Ari shook his head; "It's not interesting that way if you don't ask him out!" Ari raged up, the other two shook a little, as if he was going to kill them. "Here, if you need practice on asking him, then practice with Joe!" Ari pointed right at the strider. "! Why me?" Joe pointed at himself looking straight at Ari. "It's okay, this is like your only chance to feel how it's like to get asked out!" Ari commented. "I don't like the future you see me in..." Joe said with a look. "Well, um, please, teach me!" Merilu looked with excitement just ready to come out. Joe turned his head with another look, "Are you serious?"

"Well, well? What should we practice on?" Merilu jumped with joy. "Uhh...," Joe thought for a while, "I guess you should work on how to ask your date!" "Right!" Merilu cheered. That's already the last step... Ari thought, still thinking that they should at least work on what she should wear or something.

Merilu started her speech, "Um, I... had a crush on you for a ... couple of years, but... can I go out with---" Merilu was cut off by a sudden scream. "I've been defeated!" Joe fell to the ground. "?" Both Merilu and Ari stared at the defeated boy. "I'm sorry, but it's just not right when the girl who's askin' ya out is Merilu..." Joe's head plopped onto the ground. "I feel for ya." Ari said with no worries. Next to him was Merilu who was all furious inside. "I DON'T NEED YOUR STUPID COMMENT, YOU IDIOT!" She kicked Joe and Ari high up into the sky.

Step 1: Dress nicely.

"Something like this?" Merilu raised up a little black and white outfit. "Nah, it has to be something more sexy. Like what the Nekomata monster wears." Ari suggested by looking at the piece of clothing. "Hey..." Joe raised a hand saying that that's not right.

Step 2: Practice! Practice! Practice on your speech!

"I like you! I like you! I like you!" Joe covered his ears so that Merilu's screams wouldn't hurt it.

Step 3: How to kiss.

"That's how you kiss a guy!" Ari demonstrated. "Wow..." Merilu took notes. In the back round, Joe is barfing up from the last kiss he had with Ari as an example. "Again!" Merilu cheered. "Okay!" Ari also cheered with confidence. "What? Nooooo!" Joe turned pale.

"Here we are, at the Netherworld Castle! With a new Merilu!" Ari announced to the crowd, which was only Joe himself... Ari dropped the curtain down, and behind it was Merilu all dressed up. Light glimmered behind her "The... light! It burns! I can't see! Agaaa!"

Laharl: Wait a second! Time out! Time out!

You know, people usually don't interrupt when the story is rolling...

Laharl: What do you mean people? I'm not an ordinary person! I'm a demon! An Overlord!

What ever, what do you want?

Laharl: Why does my vassal sparkle?

... Sigh to make it more comic like. Now, on with the story!

Really, it was just Ari holding a big flashlight thing in the back. "Dude, really, I can't see a thing." Joe whined, covering his eyes. Ari shut the light off and Joe saw Merilu all twirling around like a little girl. "Nyahahahaha" Joe looked up to her with a weird look on his face. Is it really okay like this? He thought.

...The next night...

"It will be raining all week in Netherworld, isn't that right, Meena?" The reporter from the Netherworld news asked. "Yes, that's right Kirk! It is the start of April, so that means April shower! Now, the part that will be raining the hardest will be-"

The girl who was called 'Meena' continued to say her lines as Merilu stared above where the TV was. She sighed, looking out through the window. Then a girl behind her commented "It's really raining hard..." Merilu slowly turned her head to see who it was. She saw a girl with long purple hair and a purple-blackish dress with matching purple eyes. "Ayu..." Ayu was one of Merilu's friends. Also known as the girl that Joe kept staring at. "What's up?" Ayu smiled, this made Merilu hurt a little. Merilu talked about what happened so far. "So, that's what's going on, I thought you were a little crazy when I saw you with those two guys and stuff." She chuckled. "But... you know, it doesn't have to be a perfect day in order say that you like him." Merilu looked up at Ayu. "I mean, ya, it may be a nicer way to do it..., but, if you love someone that much, you can say 'I like you' just about nearly everywhere!" Merilu stared at Ayu who forgot all about what love meant. "Isn't that what 'love' means, anyway...?" Ayu put on a smile. Merilu slowly turned her frown into a happy face, "Yes..."

"Whoa... she IS cute," Ari looked through the little binoculars. "I think I'm going to make her my new girlfriend..." "Wait a minute! I spotted her first! She's mine!" Joe complained. Then a little female warrior with green hair and light blue eyes came across. "Hey you guys, what are you guys doing?" She bent down and tried see what they were seeing. "A...yu...?" She sweat dropped. "Wah!" The bots fell down on their backs, surprised to see the green head. "Nike..." Joe said, trying to catch his breath. "What, what do you want?" Ari yelled. "Nice to see you guys too... Anyways, have you seen Merilu?" All of them looked at each other. "N-no, why?" Nike sighed, "Well, I didn't see her during dinner time? And Etna is also looking for her." The boys were shocked. "That's bad!" Joe stood up. "That's really bad!" Ari also stood up. "Right." Nike agreed. " The food... will get wasted!" Joe yelled. "Totally!" Ari added. "Right... WHAT? NO! Wait!" As Nike spoke, the two had already vanished. Below, Ayu was staring where Ari, Joe, and Nike were. Merilu...

This was pretty long... Whatever. What happened to Merilu by the way? Find out in the next chapter!