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Love Hina: Perverted Edition

Chapter Four

Naru and the Kendo Girl

Looking for true love or easy sex

thoughts in italics

spoken words surrounded by ""

It was a rainy day at the town of Hinata Hot Springs and Motoko was walking home from her trip. Now everyone thinks that she was on a four day retreat but it was really a three day retreat. She lied to everyone because she wanted a day all to herself but one person knew the truth. She wanted to lose those three girls who followed her around everywhere because she wanted to have fun and they would ruin anything she had planned. The person who knew the truth was Naru Narusewega her perverted best friend. She had told Kanako that she was staying over a friends house and gave her a number so she wouldn't get suspicious. Kanako didn't really want her back so soon if she could avoid it.

She got off the bus at the bus stop and waiting at the stop was Naru.

Motoko walked up to where Naru was waiting for her.

"Hey Naru how are you?" Motoko asked.

"Fine." Naru responded.

"Did anyone get picked to be the manager?" Motoko asked Naru.

"Yeah, this cute guy and his bitchy sister." Naru responded to Motoko's question.

"Two people?" Motoko responded.

"Yeah, two people are running the Hinata Sou." Naru said to Motoko.

"Did you check him out? You know front and back?" Motoko asked Naru.

"Yeah he's got a nice ass and he is well "equipped" too." Naru responded.

"I have to meet him and do some "exploring" of my own. So lets walk into town and see if we can find something fun to do." Motoko replied to Naru's remark.

As they walked into town, two boys stopped them as they walked.

"Hey, do you want to go to the local bar and have some fun." Haitani asked Naru and Motoko. These two didn't know that neither one of them were at legal age to drink then again when did Motoko and Naru give a damn about that since being a pervert doesn't give much room for that thing called a conscience.

"Hey they look pretty cute but how do you know if they are worth your time?" Naru asked Motoko who had an answer to that question.

"I use my special three step technique for knowing if the guy you are wanting to date is worth it. You see the tall guy over there." Motoko said.

"Yeah." Naru responded.

"Well, that is the one that appeals to me so to check to see if he passes my test, I first stick my hand down his pants to see if his "equipment" is the proper size and then a good feel of his ass to see if it is firm since that is my thing. Of course, you have to make sure that he is you know straight since you don't want to be traumatized by dating a gay guy now do you?" Motoko said.

"Well no but how do you know that?" Naru asked.

"Easy. All you do is place his hand on your chest. You don't have to expose yourself for this but you can if you want. If he starts to nosebleed then you know that he is straight as an arrow. Now observe me and do what I do." Motoko responded.

Motoko starts the three step procedure described earlier. She sticks her hand down his pants and feels around for soon to be Motoko's plaything. His you know stiffens up when she puts her hand down there.

Ooh he is really big and he is just begging for some fun. Motoko thinks to herself.

Next Motoko gets a good feel of his ass. Not bad, I like this guy. He surely keeps in shape. Motoko is thinking to herself.

Motoko then places Haitani's hand on her chest and he starts to nosebleed.

Straight as an arrow and hot as hell. Motoko is thinking to herself.

"So what is your name, huh? I like to know what I should scream out when we are having sex." Motoko asked Haitani.

"My name is Haitani." Man this girl is so hot and a pervert too. I hope I can get lucky with her tonight.

Naru does the same as Motoko had done earlier. Oh yeah. He is big, sexy and straight as an arrow. "So what is your name, big fellow? I like to scream it out too." Naru asked Shirai.

My name is Shirai. Damn I find a woman who likes me and wants me and not to mention hot as hell and a pervert too.

"So what do you have in mind for today, huh?" Motoko asked the two guys.

"Well how about this place? You know for some drinks and entertainment. If we hit off, we can go to a hotel room for some intimate time." Haitani suggested to the girls.

"Sounds good to me. How about you, Naru?" Motoko asked.

"Oh yeah, what are we waiting for? Let's get this party started!" Naru responded.

They travel to a bar where even though Motoko is fifteen years old and Naru is only seventeen years old they slip by security because they weren't checking ids. They take a seat at a booth and order some drinks.

They watch the show and as they continue to drink they start to feel a little buzzed.

Motoko who by this moment can't stand waiting for it anymore. She whispers something into Haitani's ear. "I can't wait for you to show me your skills in bed." She feels his crotch as she speaks to him.

Naru does almost the same things to Shirai as Motoko had just done earlier to Haitani.

The only thoughts going through the heads of Haitani and Shirai were one and only one thing.

SCORE!

They rent a room and go up the stairs to the second floor and Haitani unlocks the door.

The second the door opens the girls push the men inside, close the door and start kissing them as they lead them to a twin bed.

The girls and their men each lay down on a twin bed and they get well intimate.

SEVERAL HOURS LATER

Motoko and Naru are laying down after an exhaustive session. Motoko lights up a cigarette and starts to smoke.

"Hey Naru, want one?"

"Sure." Naru responds.

She hands her one of her cigarettes and lights it up for her.

"Damn that was some mind-blowing sex we just had back there." Motoko said to Naru.

"You can say that again." Naru responded.

"I told you that my three step plan worked and boy did it pay off today." Motoko said.

"Yeah, it sure did." Naru responded.

"Well we better get some rest so we can return home for someone gets suspicious of our whereabouts." Motoko told Naru.

THE NEXT MORNING

They got dressed and gave their new friends their cell phone numbers so they could reach them on a private line. Then they headed back to the Hinata Sou as fast as they could so they wouldn't get suspicious.

Motoko took a bath and was putting her clothes into the washer machine when Keitaro happened to walk into the laundry room. Not realizing that someone was in there he walked to where Motoko was standing and bumped into her and he fell to the ground.

Hmm. . . this must be the man that Naru was talking about. He does look rather cute and I wonder if he is as well "equipped" as Naru told her. Motoko thought to herself.

She quickly got on top of him and held him down while her other hand did some "exploring" of her own.

My my he is quite long and so stiff too. Motoko thought to herself.

Shinobu happened to walk by the laundry room and what she found pissed her off.

"You pervert!" Special technique Hurricane Blade! Shinobu yelled as she attacked.

The technique caught Motoko off guard as she flew into the air and landed on the ground.

"Hey Keitaro are you all right? Did that pervert do anything that she might regret." Shinobu asked Keitaro.

She tells her what she did.

"I don't believe it! You perverts try anything funny one more time. You will surely regret it. I guarantee it." Shinobu warned Motoko as she left the room with Keitaro.

Shinobu leads Keitaro out of the room while carefully watching those perverted girls so they don't try anything.

HOURS LATER

Keitaro in is room when he notices something about his room. There is a large hole in the ceiling and he wonders where it leads. Unbeknown to him, the hole leads to Naru's room and right now Naru and Motoko are in her room at the moment.

He gets up high enough to poke his head through the hole and Naru and Motoko notice who is coming through the hole.

"Hey Motoko, look who came for some fun?" Naru said to Motoko.

"Yes Naru, lets have fun. You can go first." Motoko responded.

They both grab him and pull him up and secure him so he can't run away.

While Naru starts to have her fun, Motoko ties herself up but Naru doesn't seem to notice that Motoko is covering her ass for the eventual return of Shinobu.

"Well Keitaro, you can't stay stiff all of the time. Why don't I relax your "little friend" with a "massage." After a while, he can't take it any longer as a sticky substance covers her hand and she starts to suck it off of her fingers and licks it off of the palm of her hand. Naru said to Keitaro.

Shinobu not seeing Keitaro for some time starts to suspect that the perverts are at it again.

She barges into Naru's room and finds Naru doing something perverted to Keitaro.

"Help me Shinobu, Naru forced me into her room and tied me up so I can watch her in action because she gets her thrills by being watched. You gotta stop her from doing that to him." Motoko says to Shinobu.

Now, one would say that Motoko is full of shit and is just as guilty. The pervert basher often times makes some poor split decision making and this is one of them.

"You pervert. How dare you do that to Kanako's brother and then force your house mate Motoko to watch your acts of perversion! I challenge you to a duel to regain Keitaro's honor and to punish you!" Shinobu yells at Naru.

"A duel? You'll kill me!" Naru frantically replies in order to escape her punishment.

"That's the idea!" Shinobu responded with a smile on her face.

Shinobu throws Naru a sword that she knows nothing about and then starts to attack her.

Naru by some force of luck blocks her attack and drops the sword and runs away.

The war cry of a crazed Shinobu chasing Naru all over the house is heard throughout the house as everyone goes to watch the fight.

Naru in a desperate move to escape from Shinobu runs up the stairs to the roof.

Oh shit, the roof. I have no place left to go. Naru thinks to herself as she tries to escape from Shinobu.

"Ah the roof! You have made a poor choice because I know the roof like the back of my hand. Now I will punish you once and for all." Shinobu yells as she is about to "kill" the pervert.

She raises her sword to punish Naru once and for all when Kanako stops her.

"Don't do it. It isn't worth it. You should stop fighting her." Kanako tells Shinobu.

"Why should I do that? This pervert needs punishing." Shinobu responds to Kanako.

"Don't worry about that. I got something in mind." She gives her a wink telling her that her plan is well evil. Kanako tells Shinobu.

A HALF HOUR LATER

"So what do you think?" Kanako asks Shinobu.

"It is different then what I was expecting so what do we do?" Shinobu responds.

"Well, I hanged Naru from this tree by her wrists and we beat the shit out of her with these." She shows Shinobu some boxing gloves. Kanako tells Shinobu while showing her two pairs of boxing gloves.

"And what do we do now, Rocky?" Shinobu asks Kanako.

"I bought these boxing gloves after I saw the Rocky movies but I never had a chance to try them out since I couldn't afford a punching bag. I think Naru would make a good punching bag. What do you think?" Kanako says to Shinobu.

"Yes, I think it would be a wonderful idea. There is never anything wrong by having fun while punishing perverts." Shinobu responds to Kanako's idea.

"So shall we begin?" Kanako asks Shinobu.

"Sure." Shinobu responds.

Kanako and Shinobu each take turns hitting the "punching bag" who happens to be Naru.

Oh by the way, they put a gag in her mouth since the screams she would have made will ruin the fun.

But you know, Naru should be glad for one thing.

She should be glad that she isn't a man since I don't think Shinobu or Kanako are above using low blows as punishment.

END of Chapter four

Chapter five

Keitaro and Shinobu go on a trip to Kyoto after Shinobu fails her entrance exams for the third time. Meanwhile Amalla Su and Tsuroko Aoyama come to Hinata Sou to take Motoko away to become leader of her fighting school but Su has a plan to stop her from taking her favorite torture victims oh I mean friends away. One thing though, her sister forgot to mention a few things