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Love Hina: Perverted Edition
Chapter five
A trip to Kyoto and a visit from Tsuroko and Amalla
Author Notes: I am officially a member of the dark icon hence the addition to my pen name to reflect that. I have received several reviews about the format and I have (hopefully) fixed that so it is more readable. I have also cleaned up Shinobu's foul language. I don't know what I was thinking when I wrote that. It offended someone and I look back and thought it should be changed. Another thing is that Ep. 25 is poorly placed in my opinion so instead of the girls chasing after Keitaro and Shinobu, I thought that a couple of guests would come to the house and keep them busy. Thanks to big bear and tomdj for catching those mistakes. Yeah, I type so fast that I occasionally miss something but I usually catch it when I reread it but I guess those two slipped through.
Story Notes: I just want to thank all of my fans that have been reading this story. This story is on the favorites list of ELEVEN ( it is now TWELVE) users and on the alert list of TEN users. Since June 20 when a hit counter was activated for all users I have received 356 hits for this story by the time I have posted this. Since I posted this chapter the total has increased to 742 hits So do me a favor and review with your thoughts and comments or to say what your favorite part of the chapter is or anything, okay. My writing is based on several rules that I try to follow.
Try to be unpredictable.
Don't be afraid to use some wacky pairings (read some of my other stories under humor and will know what I am talking about.
If you mark a story under humor make sure it makes you laugh so hard you fall off of your chair and land on your ass. :)
"Today was the big day. The day in which I, Shinobu Maehara, would be going to pass those exams. Yes, today I would pass the test and become a Tokyo U student just like Keitaro."
As she spent time with him, she enjoyed his company and became friends quite quickly but her heart wanted more.
She started to have feelings for him but was afraid. . . . afraid of what he would say. What if he didn't feel the same way. Even though she was an adult now, she still was shy when it came to these sort of things but the thoughts of him continued to appear in her mind.
She shook her head to get the images out. "I must stay focused on this test now and I can't have anything clouding my mind at this critical time. I must pass that test and prove to myself and to everyone of what I can do."
"So Shinobu, are you ready for your big day?"
"Yes." I hope so.
"Yeah, I thought so. No matter what happens I will always think of you in the same way. Don't worry about what I think. Just go to that exam hall and try your best. That is all that matters to me."
I can't believe it. The quality that he possesses. That he would think of me no different if I failed for the third time is what I like in him. A man who would think of me no differently if I had failed or succeeded. I must show him how I feel but I don't know what to do.
It was at that moment a scream was heard and it was coming from one of the rooms.
"I got it Keitaro!" Kanako yelled out to check the rooms for the source of the scream.
First Kanako went into Naru's room. Inside she found Naru trying to get some "self gratification".
Kanako was pissed. "Underage children live in this dorm! You perverted idiot!" She gave her a Kanako punch and she sailed out the window.
"Damn pervert! When will that girl ever learn?" She heard the scream again.
She ran into Kitsune's room and found a half drunk Kitsune stumbling around in her room. "She may be drunk but at least she isn't like that perverted girl Naru."
Kanako ran into Motoko's room and there she found the source of the screaming.
Motoko was running around with her sword trying to hit a turtle shaped alarm clock that was flying around and giving off an irritating ring.
"Damn turtle! Stop moving so I can break you!" Seeing that Motoko couldn't break it, Motoko tried to grab it with her hands and after a few tries she finally caught it.
"Now I can turn off this stupid clock."
Of course since Su built it you really shouldn't touch her toys because you never really know what they actually do.
The clock beamed out a message . . . "Unauthorized user must detonate in five seconds!"
One thing went through Motoko's mind at that one moment
OH SHIT! It exploded but being small it didn't kill her. Nah, it just hurts like hell like most of Su's inventions.
Through all of the commotion nobody noticed that Shinobu left to go to the school to take her entrance exams.
MANY HOURS LATER
Shinobu had finally finished the test and went home. She was tired and exhausted but it was finally over.
She walked back to the Hinata Sou where everyone is waiting for her.
"So did you pass the test?" Everyone asked her as they saw Shinobu walk up the last of the steps to the Hinata Sou.
She hesitated for a moment and then she yelled out.
"I think I finally aced this test! Yes I really feel it this time!"
"Great and now lets have a party so I can totally drunk on sake." Kitsune yelled out to everyone.
"Yeah!" Everyone said with a smile.
"And I will beat up Naru for some act of perversion or some stupid thing she will probably say or do and if she actually behaves herself I will hit her anyway. I will claim that I didn't know she was innocent because I think everything she does is perverted or stupid. I always have and always will despise her and her perverted ways." Kanako said with a smile on her face.
"Hey Shinobu, the test scores should have been posted by now. Do you want me to go with you to see if you passed?" Keitaro asked Shinobu.
"Ok." Shinobu responded.
They both walked to the place where the exam results were posted and Shinobu searched for her name and number on the list.
After searching for a while she turned around and ran off.
"Hey Shinobu wait! Where are you going?" Keitaro asked as he tried to catch up with Shinobu.
"Stop following me!" Shinobu yelled back as she continued to run.
"Why are you running away from me? Did I do something wrong?" Whatever it is, you can talk to me about it. Keitaro responded to Shinobu.
She ran to an intersection where a passing car stopped her in her tracks. Keitaro caught up with her and was quite tired from running so much.
"What's wrong Shinobu? Why are you running?"
She just sat on the ground and didn't say a word.
She turned her head and her face was covered with tears.
Why are you sad, Shinobu? You can talk to me.
"I . . . I . . . failed again. I failed for the third time and I feel so stupid for it."
"Don't feel that way. I care for you the same way no matter how many times you failed. But I hope you pass some time."
It was at that moment that Shinobu reached out and embraced Keitaro as she cried. She let out all of the pain that came with failure.
"It is all right. Let it all out and you will surely feel better. At least that is what I think anyway."
He cares so deeply for me even thought I am a three time failure. He treats me the same love and respect no matter what. I only wish that I can return the feelings but I am so shy when around so many other people.
It was at that moment that Shinobu noticed a flyer that was posted on a window. A trip to Kyoto? At a discounted price! That would be perfect. I can afford it and maybe Keitaro would like to accompany me on this trip.
"Hey Keitaro."
"Yes Shinobu"
"I was wondering if you would like to . . ."
"To what?"
"Go on a trip with me to Kyoto."
"I would love to but I don't think I can afford it though."
"Read the sign over there. It says that they got tickets to Kyoto at a discounted rate."
"Well, in that case then I would love to go on a trip. I never been to Kyoto before. I wonder what it is like."
"I guess the only way to find out is to go there."
"Yeah I guess you are right."
THE NEXT DAY
Keitaro and Shinobu left for their trip to Kyoto and nobody knew where they went except for one person. Kanako knew where they went off to.
"Where is Keitaro and Shinobu?" Naru asked everybody.
"I don't know where he went off to. He just took off and left with Shinobu, I guess." Kitsune responded.
"I know where he is. He went to. . ."
At that moment a telephone ring could be heard.
"I got that." Kitsune said.
She picked up the telephone and Shinobu's voice was heard on the phone.
"I went a trip to Kyoto and I will explain everything when I get there." The phone suddenly cut out at that moment.
Shinobu went to Kyoto by herself. It isn't wise for a girl to go all alone by herself.
"Well, I am not so sure about that. I could have sworn I heard Keitaro in the background."
"Yeah I know all about it. They are going on a trip to give her some much needed relaxation after she failed her entrance exams. Personally, I thought it would be good if Keitaro and Shinobu went out together. I think they would make a lovely couple."
"You mean Shinobu and that dumb guy?"
"Shut up you stupid pervert!" Kanako punched Naru in the face and sent her flying towards the wall.
The telephone rang again and Su answered it.
"Hello this is the Hinata hot springs' house of horrors. How may I torture you today?"
Kanako smacked Su in the face and took the phone.
"Hello! This is the Hinata Sou. This is Kanako speaking."
"Hey Kanako. I just want to let everyone else know that I am on a trip to Kyoto with Shinobu."
"Ok Keitaro. When will you be back?" Kanako asked.
"I will be back in". . . Keitaro replied.
The phone cut out at that particular moment.
"This phone. . . You know maybe someone should think about repairing it. Oh well, at least everyone knows where I am." Keitaro said to himself.
"So when will they be back?" Everyone asked.
"I don't know. The phone just suddenly cut out just before Keitaro was going to tell me when they will be back. I know that they will back soon." Kanako replied.
"I don't know about you but we must follow the typical Love Hina plot lines and chase after them like a bunch of annoying flies. We must run around Kyoto chasing after them while doing more damage then necessary and in the end interrupting a very private moment because it just wouldn't be us to leave people alone for a single moment. Well lets go to Kyoto." Motoko said.
It was at that moment there was a knock at the door.
"I will get it". Motoko said as she walked to the door.
When she opened the door, the sight that laid before her made Motoko freeze like a block of ice.
It was her sister Tsuroko and another young woman and they were kissing. . . passionately.
"S. . . S. . . sister! What are you doing here?"
"Hey Tsuroko. I think someone wants to talk to you." Amalla said.
"What was that, Motoko?" Tsuroko asked
"Oh hello Motoko. This is my "wife" Amalla Su."
Motoko just passed out on the floor.
"Hey Motoko are you all right?" Su asked while poking her with a stick.
"May I come in or do I have to stand out here all day." Tsuroko asked no one in particular.
"Yeah sure come on in." Kanako said while letting Tsuroko and Amalla in.
Tsuroko explained about herself and her sister Motoko and how she met her new love of her life.
Eventually, Motoko came around and she got to hear most of what she said.
"Sister, I thought you were married. . . to a man." Motoko said.
"Well, I was but when I was away visiting Mol Mol, I seems that my husband was cheating behind my back. When I got a phone call from home and someone found him in the arms of another woman. I was so pissed at him." Tsuroko said to Motoko.
"So what did you do to him?" Motoko asked.
"Well, I punished that man, Bobbitt style." Tsuroko said to her sister.
"Wasn't that a bit much you know? I don't think that was required. Motoko said.
"Well, I give someone my trust and they break it. It hurts me a lot so I make sure that person who broke my trust is also hurting just like me." Tsuroko said.
"It was between the time that I swore off men and I found someone who could take care of me in just the same fashion. She was the best thing that ever happened to me. Not to mention she knows how to pleasure a woman in bed." Tsuroko said to her sister.
"Please sister, spare me the details. I don't want to know what happens behind closed doors." Motoko said to her sister.
"Oh but that is the best part." Tsuroko said.
Tsuroko goes on a long winded X rated conversation that gave everyone one too many details into the personal life of Tsuroko Aoyama.
Motoko face turned beet red and the vision of a tombstone which read Motoko Aoyama, died of complete and utter embarassment appeared in her mind.
Everyone was hiding their disgust at what she said being straight and all but for one person it gave that person a different reaction.
It started to turn that person on.
"Why do I feel this way? Does it mean that I am. . . not straight?" She thought to herself.
"Um may I ask why are you here? I really can't picture you just coming up here to talk about um personal matters." Kanako said hoping to end her rather disturbing and informative discussion on how lesbians interact with each other in the bedroom.
"Well actually, I was here to take Motoko away to assume leadership of the divinity school of swordsmanship." Tsuroko said.
I can't go now. I have not even finished my training and I am not ready to assume the leadership position just yet. What can I do to stop her? Motoko thought to herself.
Oh no! I can't have my favorite victim oh I mean friend leave just yet. What can I do? Hmm. . . AH I got it. Motoko mentioned that if a member of her school married they were forbidden from taking command and that means she wouldn't have to leave. But who would follow along with this. Well Keitaro is away with Shinobu so it would have to be someone who was in the house and would be willingly to make some sacrifices but who could be? AH, I know who would the best for this. Su thought to herself as she made up a plan to allow her uh friend stay at the Hinata Sou.
"NARU IS DEEPLY IN LOVE WITH MOTOKO!" Su blurted out knowing what the reaction would be.
"Oh is that so, Motoko. So you have been swinging the other way have you not?" Tsuroko asked.
Damn that Su she really screwed me now. My sister won't let go of this no matter how much evidence points to this not being the truth. Motoko thought to herself.
"But I am not". . . Naru tried to tell the truth.
Motoko grabbed Naru and covered her mouth.
"May we be excused?" Motoko said as she escorted Naru to the dinning room.
"Naru, I have to ask you to take one for the team." Motoko said.
"What?" Naru responded.
"I am asking you to pretend that you are my uh girlfriend?" Motoko said.
"I am not gay and I am not in love with you or any other girl!" Naru yelled back.
"Be quiet. I know that this isn't what you want but because of what Kaolla just did, we are going to play along and make believe that we are lovers. Once Tsuroko is gone, then we can end the charade." Motoko said.
"We better get inside before someone gets suspicious." Naru said.
"Yes, I believe you are right." Motoko replied.
Motoko and Naru returned to the living room where everyone was waiting.
"If you have gotten this far in the relationship, you two should have already kissed. So please show your love and affection with a kiss." Tsuroko said to her sister.
Oh god! She is making us kiss. Please Naru just do it for both of our sakes. Motoko thought to herself.
I am going to kill myself when this is all over. Naru thought to herself.
"Oh please Naru kiss your lover with the passion that I didn't know you both shared for each other." This is going to be so priceless. In fact I would pay big bucks for this any day of the week. I always said what goes around comes around. Lets see how the perverts get what they have been giving to other people. Kanako said and thought to herself obviously enjoying tormenting the perverts.
Naru and Motoko both slowly moved closer to each other and kissed while fighting the utter disgust in the thought of each of them kissing a girl since neither of them were actually gay.
"That isn't how you kiss. Let me and my lover show you two how a kiss is done." Tsuroko said to her sister.
Of course, Tsuroko believes that the best way to teach someone how to kiss is to kiss that person yourself and show them how it is done.
Amalla Su went first and gave a long passionate kiss to Motoko.
Uh god! She is shoving her tongue down my throat while we kiss. Oh god, please end this torture. Motoko thought to herself.
Tsuroko also gave Naru a long passionate kiss complete with tongue.
Oh god! She is frenching me. Motoko, you owe me big for this! Naru thought to herself.
"You see this is how it is done." Tsuroko said to her sister.
"I hope you learned how to properly kiss your lover." Amalla said to Naru.
MEANWHILE
Keitaro and Shinobu went to Kyoto and went to many different attractions and stopped at a gift shop along the way and spent several hours touring Kyoto.
"I am going to go inside and look to see if they have souvenirs that I like." Shinobu said to Keitaro.
"Ok." Keitaro said.
He looked around and noticed a photo booth nearby the gift shop.
I always wanted a picture of me with the scenery of Kyoto. Keitaro thought to himself.
He walked into the booth and put his money in and looked for the best scenery.
Shinobu having left the gift shop noticed he was in a photo booth walked inside and sat beside him. It was at that moment that the picture was taken. Keitaro not realizing she was inside got surprised by her being there.
"Hey you can't take a picture by yourself since it should be of the two of us since we are both traveling together." Shinobu said to Keitaro.
The pictures came out and Keitaro handed one to Shinobu.
"Here you go. You can have a picture too. Do you like them?" Keitaro asked.
"My Keitaro, they are absolutely perfect. Thank you so much for them." Shinobu replied.
Shinobu and Keitaro looked at the picture they just taken.
He is so handsome and he would make a wonderful boyfriend but does he think the same way about me? Shinobu thought to herself.
She is so gorgeous. I would just love to be her boyfriend but does she think the same way about me? Keitaro thought to himself.
"Hey do you want to take a boat ride around Okinawa? I heard that the scenery is just wonderful and the boat will drop us off near Hinata Hot springs." Keitaro said to Shinobu.
"Yes, that sounds like fun. So when do we go?" Shinobu asked.
"I think I saw a poster that said they were taken off right about now." Keitaro replied.
"So we better hurry up before we miss the boat." Shinobu said.
They both got on aboard the boat and sailed for Okinawa.
MEANWHILE
"So Motoko and Naru I gather that since you can barely kiss one another that you wouldn't know how to properly arouse your lover." Tsuroko said to Motoko and Naru.
"I was wondering how you do that. Don't you have the same "equipment" so how would it work?" Su asked as she was satisfying her curiosity.
"Yes, you are right so the tongue would take the place of the male equipment." Tsuroko replied.
"This is something that shouldn't be seen by other people but since we are instructing you on the proper technique only myself, Amalla, Naru, and Motoko would be in the room so everyone else please leave the room." Tsuroko asked everyone else.
Everyone else leaves Naru's room as Tsuroko and Amalla instruct their students on proper sex techniques.
Kanako walked by Kitsune and she was peering through a hole in the wall.
"What the hell are you doing, Kitsune." Kanako asked.
"Oh, I am just spying on Naru and Motoko. I know when you are asked to leave that is when it starts to heat up. Do you want to come over and take a look?" Kitsune asked.
Kanako's mind was torn at the thought. One side was saying it isn't right to spy on others and the other half was saying who gives a shit those perverts deserve to get what they give.
The second half won the battle and Kanako and Kitsune each peered through a hole in the wall as the uh show commenced.
"First Naru and Motoko must both undress so we can begin. We are all girls here and there isn't anything that any of us hasn't seen before so hurry up." Tsuroko asked.
Naru and Motoko reluctantly take off their clothes dreading what is about to happen next.
"There are probably many different techniques you can use but the one that we know the best is referred to as the "tongue tornado" so we will demonstrate this on you to get the feel and how it is performed. I will perform it on Naru while Amalla performs it on Motoko." Tsuroko said.
Naru and Motoko looked at each other as they laid on the bed thinking of just one thing.
For Naru it was. You owe me BIG for this.
For Motoko it was. why did I wake up this morning?
This is so disgusting and I can't. . "OH MY GOD!" Naru said and thought.
"What is it Naru?" Tsuroko said knowing what she was about to say.
"The feeling was incredible. I know that isn't with my ahem "lover" but damn she knows what she is doing." Naru said to Tsuroko.
"I hope you learned something today, Naru." Tsuroko replied.
"Now it is your turn Motoko." Tsuroko said.
"Well I guess it can't be that bad since Naru. . OH MY GOD! The feeling. . . I haven't felt this way with any lover that I had and sorry my dear Naru but she is definitely better then you." Motoko said to Naru with a smile on her face.
"I think you are enjoying this a bit too much and that thought is starting to get uh disturbing." Naru said to Motoko.
"Well, I leave you two love birds to continue the passion since we are done here. Lets go Amalla while we continue the lesson in your room Motoko. You don't mind do you?" Tsuroko said.
"I guess not." Yeah, it isn't like I really have a choice. Motoko said and thought.
"So how do you feel Motoko?" Naru asked.
"I am stuck between extremely happy and extremely disturbed. Now you know why I don't like spending much time with my sister, Naru." Motoko said to Naru.
"Yeah, she is an one of a kind sister. Thank god, I don't have a sister like that." Naru said to Motoko.
MEANWHILE
Keitaro and Shinobu went on a boat ride around Okinawa as they toured the sights. As they spent the day with just the two of them the feelings they secretly shared for each other wouldn't stop trying to force themselves up. They each wanted to say it to the other but was afraid.
She is so gorgeous. That is it! I am going to have to say it first. Keitaro thought to himself.
"Shinobu?" Keitaro said.
"Yes." Shinobu replied.
"I wanted to say this for a long time." Keitaro said to Shinobu.
He hesitated for a moment before continuing.
"I have feelings for you."Keitaro said.
It was at this exact moment the waves kicked up and knocked Keitaro on top of Shinobu and they both fell to the floor.
Shinobu didn't care as the words entered her mind she didn't care about anything but that moment. She reached out to him and they both laid entranced by the other as they gave a long passionate kiss on the lips to each other. The time passed was only a moment but for them it was an eternity.
Eventually Keitaro realized that she must have felt the same way about him as he felt about her.
"Keitaro, I have had feelings for you for some time but today I wanted to say it to you as well."
"Keitaro I. . . "
"Keitaro, I . . . love you." Shinobu gave him a kiss as they embraced on the boat.
THE NEXT DAY
"Well, it is about time that me and Amalla headed out so we would be going now but before we go I have something to say." Tsuroko said.
"Motoko?" Tsuroko asked.
"Yes, Sister?" Motoko replied.
"I just wanted to say that I knew from the get go that you were full of shit." Tsuroko said.
"WHAT?" Motoko replied.
"How. . . how did you know?" Motoko asked her sister.
"Well, I knew you weren't that way and I have something else to say as well." Tsuroko said.
"Yes, s. . . sister?" Motoko asked.
"You didn't really have to assume leadership of our family school of swordsmanship right now. I just wanted to fuck with your head." Tsuroko said.
"So you two aren't really in love with each other, right?" Motoko asked.
"Actually that part is the truth. Remember a ways back when you told me a lie that did have some truth to it." Tsuroko asked.
"Yeah." Motoko replied.
"And I said I would get you back for that. Tsuroko asked.
"Yeah, please continue." Motoko said.
"Well, I just did. And you know what the moral of this all is?" Tsuroko asked her sister.
"No, what is the moral of this perversion if I may ask, Sister?" Motoko asked.
"Never lie to your older sibling. They will fuck you for it." Tsuroko replied.
"Well bye everyone and take care." Tsuroko said.
As Tsuroko and Amalla left the Hinata Sou they passed by Keitaro and Shinobu who were entering the Hinata Sou.
"Hello everyone. How was everything when you were together on your trip?" Kanako asked.
"Kanako, it is a long story. So how was everything while we were away?" Keitaro said.
Keitaro, it is an even longer story and it started like this. . . Kanako replied.
END OF CHAPTER FIVE
Author Notes: you might remember that last scene between Tsuroko and Motoko from anger management when what's his name told a lie with a little truth to it and that crazy doctor did the same to him
While I was writing this chapter I had thought of a new story that would be interesting to write once I am finished with Love Hina: Perverted Edition. It is called Love Hina: Evil Edition and classified under humor/parody. As the title suggests, it feature an evil Urashima family, a stuck up rich girl (Naru) and her housemates which are also not very friendly towards her either. I wanted to hear some feedback on it and if I hear enough positive feedback it will probably be the next story to grace this website.
slang which refers to the severing of one's manhood. I would expect it to be extremely painful.
someone in this house is gay. Can you guess who it is. I will reveal the truth in the next chapter.