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Love Hina: Perverted Edition

Chapter six

The Kendo girl and the legend of the dragon palace

The Perverted Misadventures of a perverted swordswoman

Is this a dream or a total nightmare?

It was a typical day at the Hinata Sou except for one thing. Naru hasn't been sent into orbit yet but that was about to change.

"NARU, YOU PERVERT!" Kanako yelled as Naru once again took a ride on the Kanako express for her never ceasing acts of perversion.

Uh, God, I am getting sick of that perverted loser of a girl who still hadn't figured out that putting her hands down Keitaro's pants is totally unacceptable. Kanako thought to herself.

There was a knock on the door.

Kanako opened the door and a young woman was standing outside.

"Hello. My name is Mutsumi Otohime and I am looking for a room to stay at the Hinata Sou."

"Please come inside and we will do everything necessary to get you a room at the all girls dormitory." Kanako said.

"My name is Kanako and I am the co manager of this dorm. My brother Keitaro is also a manager of this dorm."

"My that is quite unusual for a man to be running an all girls dormitory. Mutsumi said."

"Don't worry about him. He won't do anything perverted if that is the thought that was going through your mind." Kanako said.

"It is all right. I don't mind if a man runs the dorm." Mutsumi said.

Unbeknown to everyone here, Mutsumi was also a pervert but unlike Naru and Motoko she was a lesbian and therefore she didn't see men in the way that Naru and Motoko saw them as. No, she was interested in women and what she could get away with.

Kanako brought her around to see the other tenants and her brother as well and they all greeted the new tenant.

"I am glad to meet you all and I am very happy to be a tenant of this dorm." Mutsumi said.

As she saw each of the tenants, one of them stuck out in her mind. It was the girl who called herself Naru Narusewega.

My, she has a huge chest. Not as big as mine but big nonetheless. And I like to get a feel of that ass. Mutsumi thought to herself.

"Hey, Naru." Mutsumi asked.

"Yes, Mutsumi." Naru replied

"Do you mind showing me to my room so I can unpack my things?" Mutsumi asked.

"Yeah sure, no problem." Naru replied.

She showed her to her room and they both walked inside and Naru closed the door.

"So what do you think of the place?" Naru asked.

"It is wonderful and I am happy to be here." Mutsumi replied.

Now Mutsumi didn't have a problem with fainting spells but faked them to lure unsuspecting targets and Naru was going to be her next one.

Mutsumi "fainted" on the floor and Naru rushed to give her CPR but when she got down and started to breathe air into her lungs that was when she got a surprise.

Mutsumi wrapped her legs around Naru's legs and held her down so she couldn't move. She started to french kiss her as she move one hand up Naru's shirt and the other hand down Naru's shorts. Naru was so surprised she just froze up and couldn't move.

Oh such nice breasts and her ass. . . I like the feel of this hot girl's ass. Mutsumi thought to herself.

Naru attempted to break free but couldn't. It seemed that her grip was unbreakable and she couldn't call for help because Mutsumi was give her a deep passionate french kiss as she continued to feel her ass and breasts.

Hmm. . . I think I hear someone coming. Now I will play the innocent act and get this girl in trouble for it. Mutsumi thought to herself before forcing Naru's hands up her shirt and down her pants to make it look like she was being the pervert.

She let go of her mouth and she screamed for help.

Shinobu walked in and saw Naru on top of Mutsumi and Naru's hands were under her clothes.

"I can't believe it. Mutsumi hasn't been here for one day and you go ahead and do this." Shinobu yelled!

"But Shinobu this isn't what it looks like!" Naru yelled to Shinobu

"Please spare me your feeble lies!" Shinobu yelled before unleashing a ki attack.

"Special Technique"

"HURRICANE BLADE!"

She sent Naru flying towards the wild blue yonder and then she helped Mutsumi up.

"Are you all right?" Shinobu asked.

"Oh yeah, I am fine. Thanks for asking." Mutsumi replied.

After eating a delicious dinner, she decides to visit Kitsune.

Mutsumi walks up and leaves her room and walks to Kitsune's room when she passed a set of stairs while on the second floor. Su was trying to do her famous hello kick to Mutsumi. She noticed her ahead of time and sped up so when she tried to kick her she missed Mutsumi completely.

Su instead fell down the stairs for it.

Silly girl. I saw her way before she even tried to kick me. That will teach her not to hit people for no reason. Mutsumi thought to herself.

She knocks on the door of Kitsune's room.

"Who is it?" Kitsune asked

"It is me, Mutsumi."

"Ok come on in. Do you want a drink?" Kitsune replied.

"Oh yeah sure." Mutsumi replied.

After they both have several drinks, they both start to get more talkative.

"So say it isn't so." Mutsumi said.

"Yeah, it's true. Yeah I figured it out when Motoko's sister and her uh "friend" came over for a visit. They taught Motoko and Naru some interesting lessons and when I watched them well it kinda turned me on and all. I had a lot of boyfriends in the past but never felt the way I did when I was around them." Kitsune said.

"Yeah, I am the same way as you." Mutsumi said.

"What do you mean about that?" Kitsune asked.

"I have the same feelings about women that you have, Kitsune." Mutsumi replied.

"You do too?" Kitsune asked.

"Yes." Mutsumi replied.

It was at that moment Mutsumi leaned over and gave Kitsune a kiss on the lips.

She didn't know for sure if the feeling she got at that moment was from drinking too much or a genuine feeling but for her it felt good. She moved in and returned the kissing and they both got well very intimate with each other.

MEANWHILE

Keitaro and Shinobu were in front of Shinobu's room. Keitaro gave Shinobu a kiss on the lips as well and she started to return them as she lead them both into her room and they also started to get intimate with each other.

MEANWHILE

Naru called up her boyfriend Shirai over for some fun as well. Naru snuck him up the stairs and into her room and she started kissing as they also got intimate with each other.

While everyone was in the throe of passion, two girls were left out of the fun: Kanako Urashima and Kaolla Su. That was about to change. There are a few things that Su didn't mention about herself. She never mentioned what happens when the red moon comes and Kanako and the other housemates are going to find out what happens when the red moon comes.

As for Motoko, she was in a deep mediation because something has been bothering her for some time and she wanted to find out what it was but it seemed that Su enhanced her vision with one of her newest inventions.

I needed money to complete my new invention which would have been a fun game but Motoko wouldn't give me any money. Well, this shot should make for an interesting time. Su thought to herself.

While she was mediating, Su shot Motoko with the serum that would make someone hallucinate and put the Mr. Virtual mind reading device on and turned on the tv so she could see what she was thinking. Su grabbed a bag of popcorn and started to watch.

ENTER DREAM SEQUENCE

If I, Motoko Aoyama, am going to find out what is bothering me, then I will have to force it out into the open.

She pushed open the door in front of her and finding more doors she continued to open them one by one. Eventually she opened the last of the doors and found something familiar.

She saw herself and this other version of herself, walked over to her and start to put a hand down her pants and a hand up her shirt and for some reason she wasn't wearing anything underneath.

"Get off me, you pervert! Uh this is so humiliating." Our Motoko said and thought.

Eventually it all disappeared and she was in a stage of sorts where Naru was but she was dressed in a fancy dress.

"Why are you dressed like that, Naru?" Motoko asked.

"I am going to the ball where all the rich nobles are waiting for me. Put down your sword and come with me, my love." Motoko hesitated for a moment from the shock of what she said. "Don't you want to be with me, my sweet Motoko." Naru asked

"But I am not. . . "Motoko was interrupted by a gust of wind and the cackling of a familar voice.

A strange man appeared out of nowhere as this person continued to speak.

"Come with me princess Naru and become my bitch." Naru screamed as the man took her away.

" Bring my friend Naru back!" Motoko yelled as she seemed to transport again to a different location.

She was in the middle of a desert and she saw two figures in front of her.

"That is Kanako and Keitaro. They may know what the hell is going on." Motoko said to herself.

"Oh look, Kanako! I see one of our fellow travelers." Keitaro said as Motoko approached.

"Hello young lady. Are you here to save princess Naru? Come with us as we journey to find her." Keitaro asked.

"I am not going anywhere." Motoko said.

Kanako started to get pissed as Keitaro cried.

"You are going with him whether you walk or get dragged by your hair!" Kanako yelled to Motoko

She grumbled to herself as she decided to walk willingly with her.

As they walked, the loud yelling of a young girl was heard. Hello Keitaro and if you are going to save princess Naru then you are going to need to drink this. It is made from the Special Eggs of Xorbia. They all get placed in a huge blender while the girl who was actually Su sat on the button as they swished around. Nobody seemed to mind as they got swished around in Su's hughe blender and only Motoko got a huge gulp full of this drink.

Now the Special Eggs of Xorbia or S E X for short is a powerful food that when ingested can give super powers to whoever drinks it but with everything that Su makes comes with a catch. You may wonder why I didn't say the word but instead just spelled it out. Well, saying that word gives the people around the person who ingested it an unsatiable desire to have s e x with that person whether they want to or not. Now you know about what the Special Eggs of Xorbia does.

"Wasn't that drink good, Motoko?" Keitaro asked.

"How can you say that after what she did to us?" Motoko thought for a moment and she found out what the shorthand for that drink was.

"All I want to know is what does SEX have to do with anything?" Motoko asked.

They all suddenly turned around and gave her that look.

"Why are you all looking at me like that?" Motoko asked.

SOMETIME LATER

Motoko put back on the rest of her clothes after she got laid by every person and every way possible.

Uh this dream is getting disgusting. My god, those hands and Urashima's . . . uh what the fuck just happened? Motoko thought to herself after her first experience with the side effects of that drink and this will happen each and every time she says that word.

They continued to walk as they met up with Kitsune and Shinobu who were riding a large gecko and frog.

The sight of the large animals terrified Motoko who wasn't expecting such crazy animals to appear out of nowhere.

"Maybe Motoko needs some more of my Special Eggs of Xorbia?" Su wondered aloud.

"No, but I feel that I had have enough SEX for one day?" Damn I said it again. Motoko said and thought.

SOMETIME LATER

She put on her clothes after her second experience with that cursed side effect.

They continued to walk until they walked to the home of the Oracle which looked just like the Hinata tea house.

"This is just the Hinata tea house. Well I shouldn't complain too much since I didn't say sex again." DAMN IT I SAID IT AGAIN! Motoko said and thought to herself.

After her fourth lesson on why you don't say that word when under the influence of the Special Eggs of Xorbia, Motoko and company met up with the Oracle.

"I am the Oracle and I will bestow special skills to you and your fellow travelers. Oh Motoko don't worry about that vase over there." Haruka said.

"Which one?" Motoko asked.

"The one just to your side." Haruka asked.

"You mean the one with the cute couple who look like they want to have sex." Oh shit, I said it again. Motoko said and thought.

After feeling the curse of the Special Eggs of Xorbia which by the way caused Motoko to break that vase.

"Hey Morpheus." Haruka asked.

"What?" Morpheus said.

"Come over here now damn it." Haruka asked.

"I am watching the world series and I am not leaving from this chair." Morpheus said.

"The Red Sox win four games to zero." Haruka said.

"Damn you, you ruined a perfectly good world series by telling me who won. Morpheus asked."

"Haruka. . ." Motoko asked.

"The name's Oracle." Haruka said.

"Yes uh Oracle how do you know the score of a game that hasn't even ended yet." Motoko asked.

"I know everything. I even know who you did last summer, Motoko." Haruka said.

"Oh great, someone who knows who I had sex with last summer." Oh shit, I did it again." Motoko said and thought. to herself.

After her fifth occurrence of the side effects of that damn drink. The oracle continued.

"We all must be in costume so you gotta change your clothes." Su said.

"Do I have to?" Motoko asked.

"Yes." They all said.

Motoko changed into an all black leather outfit complete with black leather jacket, shirt and pants. She didn't have much of a choice because it was that or the dominatrix outfit complete with whips and chains.

"You must look for the Triangle map and Morpheus knows where it is." Haruka said.

Morpheus stepped out and he looked a lot like that professor Seta guy who used to tutor Naru when she was having problems with her school work.

"You must go to the fabled gift shop for that is where you will find the answers to the questions you have. Good luck and don't come back. I want to continue to watch this game in peace so don't be a dumb ass and forget what I said." Morpheus said.

They continued their travel until they came to the fabled gift shop. They walked inside the gift shop and looked around and found the triangle map which looked like a pennant.

"This is just a stupid pennant." Motoko said.

They all turned to her and they looked very pissed at that moment.

"I'll shut up now." Motoko said.

The map pointed to a lake which was the home of Puff the magic dragon.

The "dragon" appeared and it was actually a turtle which Motoko is deathly afraid of turtles.

"Hey look everybody, Motoko pissed herself!" Su shouted out to everyone.

Everybody started to point and laugh at Motoko.

Motoko's face turned beet red.

This isn't a dream. . . this is a TOTAL NIGHTMARE! Motoko thought to herself.

"This is not a dragon." Motoko said.

The "dragon" pointed to a sign which read.

I am a dragon you stupid bitch. The sign read.

"Ok, I'll shut up now." Motoko said.

They finally reached the dragon palace which oddly resembled the Hinata Sou. Everyone ran inside leaving Motoko alone.

"Hey wait up!" Motoko yelled to her companions. She walked inside and looked around but no sign of anyone.

Eventually she found the evil king and the arch enemy was speaking with Keitaro.

"Keitaro, I thought he was your arch enemy." Motoko said.

"Hey, it is a dream. When did any dream make any sense at all?" The king said.

"This is not a dream, this is a total nightmare! I will not rest until I challenge you to a duel and kick your ass!" Motoko yelled.

The king and Motoko were standing in front of each other and were prepared to charge for the first attack and the king attacked first.

Motoko arched herself backwards and dodged the blow while in "matrix slow motion." Motoko took her sword and hit the king right in the face with her sword and it broke apart the mask and revealing the true identity.

Motoko saw the face but couldn't believe it. It was herself standing in front of her.

But at that moment she realized what she was fighting all this time. It was herself. She felt something different. For the first time, she felt disgusted at what she is now and what she has done. It is then that she woke up from this dream state with the hope of seeking redemption and that is now her goal.

END DREAM SEQUENCE.

"Uh oh! It seems the show is over. Well I will take my Mr. Virtual head set off and run like hell so no one will know what I have seen and besides I have the whole thing caught on tape for repeat viewing." Su said before running out of the room with her headset.

It was morning and Motoko woke up and she knew what she wanted to do. She wanted to speak with Keitaro and Kanako. She would speak with Keitaro first.

She ran looking for him but she found him and Naru was trying one of her perverted stunts again.

"NARU, YOU PERVERT!" Motoko yelled before unleashing a ki attack and sent her flying.

Kanako had heard the noise and thought Shinobu had punished Naru for doing something perverted. She walked into the room and found a surprise. It was Motoko who punished Naru.

"Kanako and Keitaro." Motoko said.

"Yes." They both replied.

"I want to apologize to both of you for what I have done. It was wrong and I don't know how you can forgive me but I will try to be a better person and I can hope one day you can forgive me for what you know and don't know." Motoko said.

Kanako held out her hand and Motoko shook it.

"I hope this promise is one you will never break." Kanako said.

"I hope so too." Motoko said.

END of Chapter six

Next chapter

Meet Mr. And Mrs. Kaolla Su the red moon transformation with the perverted edition twist and guess who fell in love with her or um him.

If you said Kitsune was gay then you were right.

Pairings as they currently stand

Keitaro and Shinobu

Naru and Shirai

Motoko and Haitani

Kitsune and Mutsumi

Kanako and ?

Su and ?

Amalla and Tsuroko

Oh fellow readers who actually review the story( yes there are readers who don't review and you should really review) . I need a man's name that sounds Japanese. In the original show Su just transformed into an adult but in my edition she not only transforms into an adult but can transform into an adult woman or man.

And as always read and review I accept signed and unsigned reviews so there is no excuse not to review and besides I write faster when I get a lot of reviews so send them in.