'lo im back again! I dunno if anyone is reading this, and frankly i dont care. This story is fun to write!
But hey, nothing cheers a girl up better than a review, so please remember lil ol' me at the end of this fic. K? K! then lets go!
Chapter 2: Faye's Revenge
After the feast, Faye went to talk to Bunifa, Harry, Ron and Hermione. She told them to meet her at the entrace of the Great Hall at midnigh, promising a fun bit of entertainment for them. They parted ways and left for their dorms.
"Why should we risk getting in trouble on the first day of school?" Questioned Hermione on their ascent to the Gryffindor common room.
"Well, knowin Faye, she's gonna pull a prank on someone. And Faye's pranks are excellent" replied Bunifa.
Ron looked excited. Bunifa had been telling everyone about they're life in Florida and Faye's infamous reputation as a master prankster. She had once snuck into the Teacher's lounge and turned all the coffee into sour tasting mud. The teachers had their faces puckered for a week, and therefore they had a weeks vacation.
***
Faye sat on the leather seat in the Slytherin common room reading her "Cowboy Bebop" manga. Everyone else was in bed. She checked her Rolex watch.
"Time to go" she said to herself, and slipped through the hole in the wall.
***
The four Gryffindors waited for thier Slytherin friend under the invisibility cloak. When they saw her come, they called out to her softly. She smirked in satisfactory, seeing that they were smart enough to bring Harry's invisibility cloak.
"Follow me" she whispered. She led them down the pathway to the Slytherin common room.
"Cover your nose" she instructed. After they obeyed, Faye threw a small vial right in front of the portrait.
"Who's there?" The occupant called. The vial broke and a purple mist came out of it. The person in the portrait fainted, and Faye proceded to the stone wall. She closed her eyes with her hand on the wall and revieled a passageway.
"Come on!" Faye snapped impationtly.
The five entered the common room. No big deal for Ron and Harry, they had been here before. But Bunifa and Hermione had to take a few moments to look around.
After a minute, Faye led them down a stairway to a door. "Alohamora" she whispered. There was a click and she entered the room.
They were in the boys dormitories, which in the dark looked the same as the Gryffindor ones except that the four poster beds were decked in green. "Stand over there with the invisibility cloak on" Faye whispered softly. They watched her work.
Faye walked over to the closest bed. Silently she shuffeled through the drawers and took out a large circular container. Then she opened her duffel bag and took out the CD player. She transfigured a peice of cloth that she had brought into a pail of water. "Wingardium Leviosa" she said, and the pail fit right above the door. Then she turned back to her CD player, fitted a CD into the slot, and fast forwarded it a bit. Grinning evilly, she paused the song, placed the headphones on the boy's ears and hid in the shadows. She had her wand out and pointing to the CD player, preparing to start it up magically.
***
Draco Malfoy was soaring in the sky on his broom. Out of the corner of his eye, he saw a glint of gold. The Snich!! he thought, and dived for it. Stupid Potter had seen him and was flying after him. But there was no way he would catch him. The snitch was inches away. He was about to grab it when-
"NOW! HEAR ME OUT NOW! YOUR GONNA LISTEN TO ME, LIKE IT OR NOT! RIGHT NOWWWWWW!
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH" he shouted. 'Ive gone mad! Im hearing voices!' he thought frantically.
" I CANT FEEL THE WAY I DID BEFORE! DONT TURN YOUR BACK ON ME! I WONT BE IGNORED!!! the voices shouted.
He ran for the door screaming like a banshee. He turned the handle and opened the door. Then a conveniantly placed water pail fell on his head. Suddenly the noise stopped. He stared stupidly for a moment, when suddenly-
"LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR! LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR!" a different voice shouted. He gripped his now very wet hair and felt something on his head. It felt like something that he had touched before. What was it called? Plaz-tick?
Draco yanked the thing off of his head and threw it to the floor. The voices stopped. Except for one.
"Relax Draco. Its just music" the disembodied voice said.
***
Harry had to use all of his self controll to keep from falling from out of the invisibility cloak. This was so hilariously ironic. Draco Malfoy, the muggle hating git, was freaking out because of a muggle rock song. 'If only I brought Collin's camera..." Harry thought.
***
Faye watched Draco's confused expression when he heard her voice. "Accio CD player" she said. The item came to her hand. "Go to bed, you stupid git" she said cooly. "Or face the wrath of the CD player again!" Draco did as he was told, shivvering.
The four Gryffindors and Faye walked out to the common room. "Now, wasn't that worth it?" she asked. "You can laugh when you get back to your common room. Well, good-night." So, led by Bunifa, the foursome headded back to the Gryffindor dormitories, where they laughed for a solid thirty minutes.
***
Morning had arrived and Draco looked outside the curtains of his bed before leaving the safety of his sheets. Half awake, he opened the drawer to his bedside table. After shuffling around its contents, he was fully awake and in horror.
"WHAT THE FUCK!?! WHERES MY HAIR JELL!!!!!"
***
Sure, its funny until someone gets hurt. Then its hilarious.
But hey, nothing cheers a girl up better than a review, so please remember lil ol' me at the end of this fic. K? K! then lets go!
Chapter 2: Faye's Revenge
After the feast, Faye went to talk to Bunifa, Harry, Ron and Hermione. She told them to meet her at the entrace of the Great Hall at midnigh, promising a fun bit of entertainment for them. They parted ways and left for their dorms.
"Why should we risk getting in trouble on the first day of school?" Questioned Hermione on their ascent to the Gryffindor common room.
"Well, knowin Faye, she's gonna pull a prank on someone. And Faye's pranks are excellent" replied Bunifa.
Ron looked excited. Bunifa had been telling everyone about they're life in Florida and Faye's infamous reputation as a master prankster. She had once snuck into the Teacher's lounge and turned all the coffee into sour tasting mud. The teachers had their faces puckered for a week, and therefore they had a weeks vacation.
***
Faye sat on the leather seat in the Slytherin common room reading her "Cowboy Bebop" manga. Everyone else was in bed. She checked her Rolex watch.
"Time to go" she said to herself, and slipped through the hole in the wall.
***
The four Gryffindors waited for thier Slytherin friend under the invisibility cloak. When they saw her come, they called out to her softly. She smirked in satisfactory, seeing that they were smart enough to bring Harry's invisibility cloak.
"Follow me" she whispered. She led them down the pathway to the Slytherin common room.
"Cover your nose" she instructed. After they obeyed, Faye threw a small vial right in front of the portrait.
"Who's there?" The occupant called. The vial broke and a purple mist came out of it. The person in the portrait fainted, and Faye proceded to the stone wall. She closed her eyes with her hand on the wall and revieled a passageway.
"Come on!" Faye snapped impationtly.
The five entered the common room. No big deal for Ron and Harry, they had been here before. But Bunifa and Hermione had to take a few moments to look around.
After a minute, Faye led them down a stairway to a door. "Alohamora" she whispered. There was a click and she entered the room.
They were in the boys dormitories, which in the dark looked the same as the Gryffindor ones except that the four poster beds were decked in green. "Stand over there with the invisibility cloak on" Faye whispered softly. They watched her work.
Faye walked over to the closest bed. Silently she shuffeled through the drawers and took out a large circular container. Then she opened her duffel bag and took out the CD player. She transfigured a peice of cloth that she had brought into a pail of water. "Wingardium Leviosa" she said, and the pail fit right above the door. Then she turned back to her CD player, fitted a CD into the slot, and fast forwarded it a bit. Grinning evilly, she paused the song, placed the headphones on the boy's ears and hid in the shadows. She had her wand out and pointing to the CD player, preparing to start it up magically.
***
Draco Malfoy was soaring in the sky on his broom. Out of the corner of his eye, he saw a glint of gold. The Snich!! he thought, and dived for it. Stupid Potter had seen him and was flying after him. But there was no way he would catch him. The snitch was inches away. He was about to grab it when-
"NOW! HEAR ME OUT NOW! YOUR GONNA LISTEN TO ME, LIKE IT OR NOT! RIGHT NOWWWWWW!
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH" he shouted. 'Ive gone mad! Im hearing voices!' he thought frantically.
" I CANT FEEL THE WAY I DID BEFORE! DONT TURN YOUR BACK ON ME! I WONT BE IGNORED!!! the voices shouted.
He ran for the door screaming like a banshee. He turned the handle and opened the door. Then a conveniantly placed water pail fell on his head. Suddenly the noise stopped. He stared stupidly for a moment, when suddenly-
"LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR! LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR!" a different voice shouted. He gripped his now very wet hair and felt something on his head. It felt like something that he had touched before. What was it called? Plaz-tick?
Draco yanked the thing off of his head and threw it to the floor. The voices stopped. Except for one.
"Relax Draco. Its just music" the disembodied voice said.
***
Harry had to use all of his self controll to keep from falling from out of the invisibility cloak. This was so hilariously ironic. Draco Malfoy, the muggle hating git, was freaking out because of a muggle rock song. 'If only I brought Collin's camera..." Harry thought.
***
Faye watched Draco's confused expression when he heard her voice. "Accio CD player" she said. The item came to her hand. "Go to bed, you stupid git" she said cooly. "Or face the wrath of the CD player again!" Draco did as he was told, shivvering.
The four Gryffindors and Faye walked out to the common room. "Now, wasn't that worth it?" she asked. "You can laugh when you get back to your common room. Well, good-night." So, led by Bunifa, the foursome headded back to the Gryffindor dormitories, where they laughed for a solid thirty minutes.
***
Morning had arrived and Draco looked outside the curtains of his bed before leaving the safety of his sheets. Half awake, he opened the drawer to his bedside table. After shuffling around its contents, he was fully awake and in horror.
"WHAT THE FUCK!?! WHERES MY HAIR JELL!!!!!"
***
Sure, its funny until someone gets hurt. Then its hilarious.