The Princess of Darkness

Chapter 4: Flight

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Faye sat at the Slytherin table in the Great Hall sipping

coffee and reading. Then a swarm of owls came into the hall.

But there weren't just owls that circled the ceiling.

A large black bird, about three feet long with a six foot

wingspan was soaring above them all. As it swooped torward

the Slytherin table, you could see that its head, tail, and wings

were lined in flames. It flew down to Faye and landed gracefully

on her outstreached arm.

"Shadow! I was wondering where you were!" Faye

exclaimed affectionately and took the large parcel that the

bird was carrying.

"Excuse me, but what the bloody hell is that thing?"

Draco scoffed.

"Well since your brain's too small to think of any

logical explaination of what he is, then I'll tell you. This is a

shadow phoenix, a rare breed of phoenix. If you care enough

to learn more about it, then I'm sure Hermione can find a book

for you. If you ask politely." Faye replied maliciously. She knew

very well how much Draco despised being one step behind the

Gryffindor girl.

"I don't care. Just as long as it doesn't shit in my food"

he muttered back.

"That can be arranged, you know" she said, giving her

one-eye-open wink. She left the table and took her package to

her dorm.

~*~

Once again, Faye was increadibly bored in Divination.

She had already drawn 7 stoned pictures of Professor Trelawny,

transfigured a strand of her hair into a mouse and frightened a

Hufflepuff with it, and read her new Akira manga that she got in

her present from home.

A sly smile appeared on her face. "Capricio" she

muttered and pointed her wand at the window. Suddenly a

whooping crane flew in, guzzled down a keg of beer, and rapped

the Pledge of Allegience in Chinese while tap dancing. Then it

flew out the window again. The whole class stared for a moment

...then they burst out laughing. Faye smiled. Her boredom was

relieved.

~*~

"What's up, mah bitch?!" Bunifa said. It was Friday

afternoon and Harry, Ron, Hermione and Bunifa were sitting

outside when Faye joined them.

"Nothing much slut. So who did you fuck last night?

Harry or Ron?" Replied Faye with her smirk. Harry and Ron

were shocked and Hermione was aghast at the use of

language.

"Calm down! We're just kidding!" The two friends cried.

"I don't have anything to kid about. We've got a

Quiddich match against you guys on Monday, Faye, and I

know I'm gonna mess up" Ron said glumly.

"It was all Malfoy's fault that you mess up, Ron!"

Hemione said scornfully.

Faye's ears perked up. "What did he do?"

she asked slyly.

"He made up some stupid song about Ron's Quiddich

abilities" Harry sighed.

"I have an excellent idea" Faye said evilly.

~*~

Monday came quickly, and the Slytherins insisted on

teaching Faye thier "Weasley is Our King" song. She listened to

it, but quickly became bored.

"Jeez, Malfoy. Did YOU make that lame song up or did

your half-ass friends help you?" She sneered.

Draco ignored her. 'I'll show her.' He thought. 'Then

she'll shut up.'

~*~

Madam Hooch blew her whistle and the Quaffle was

released. Harry and Draco flew around looking for the snitch.

Occasionaly, you would hear "GRYFFINDOR SCORES!" or

"SLYTHERIN SCORES!" and the stands would erupt with cheers

and boos.

Faye glared at a random spot on the field. She had

already found the snitch. 'Now lets see if they can' she thought.

Draco saw it first. He sped torward it, and just like in

his dream, Harry was so far behind there was no way he could

catch up. But of course, this would have to end just like the

dream, right? For just as Draco was a few feet away from the

snitch, there were familiar guitar chords and voices to accompany

them.

"Always see it on T.V

and read it in the magazines

celebrities that want sympathy

when all they do is piss and moan

inside the Rolling Stone

talking about how hard life can be

I'd like to see them spend a week

living out there on the streets

I don't think they would survive

If they could spend a day or two

walking in someone elses shoes

I think they'd stumble and they'd fall

They would fall...

(faaaaaaalll)"

Then the Gryffindors burst out into song:

"Lifestyles of the Rich and the Famous,

There always complainin, always complainin.

If money is such a problem,

well they've got mansions,

think we should rob them?"

Draco sat on his broom horrified. They were making

fun of him. They were making fun of HIM!

How DARE they?

"Did you know if you were famous you could kill your wife

and there's no such thing as twenty-five to life?

As long as you got the cash to pay for Cochran.

And did you know if you were caught and you were smokin crack

McDonalds wouldn't even want to take you back

you could always just run for mayor of D.C.



I'd like to see them spend a week

living out there on the streets

I don't think they would survive

If they could spend a day or two

walking in someone elses shoes

I think they'd stumble and they'd fall

They would fall...

Lifestyles of the Rich and the Famous,

There always complainin, always complainin.

If money is such a problem,

well they've got mansions,

think we should rob them?"

At this point there was a 15-20 second intermission,

during which the audience buzzed. Harry took this time to fly

past a stupified Draco Malfoy and catch the Snitch. Gryffindor

won and Harry did many victory laps as the song continued.

Lifestyles of the rich and the famous

They're always complainin, always complainin

If money is such a problem Well they got mansions, think we

should rob them (rob them, rob them)

Lifestyles of the rich and the famous

They're always complainin, always complainin

If money is such a problem,

You got so many problems, think I could solve them?

Lifestyles of the rich and the famous,

We'll take your clothes, cash, cars and homes,

just stop complainin!

Lifestyles of the rich and famous!

Lifestyles of the rich and famous!

Lifestyles of the rich and famous!

LIFESTYLES OF THE RICH AND FAMOUS!!"

~*~

After he had realized that he had lost, Draco decide to

hunt down the bitch who did this. While walking down the

corridor, he saw her humming the song. He swiftly grabbed her

by the collar and rammed her against the wall.

"THOMPSON! WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT! IM

GOING TO PERSONALLY KILL YOU!" he screamed in her face.

No one else payed much attention.

Faye smirked at him. "That is, if you get the chance..."

she said mysteriously.

"WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?" he snarled.

"I'll show you exactly what i mean" she spoke slowly

with an evil, malicious grin on her face. Then she breathed in a

gulp of air. "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!" she screamed as

loud as she possibly could.

Draco could feel the eyes of his peers around him. His

face turned pink and realized what a...er... suggestive situation

he was in. He slacked his grip on her, and she kneed him in the

stomach. His eyes rolled in the back of his head and he collapsed

on the floor.

Faye simply pulled her gloves up, picked up her books

and pushed through the crowd. She felt like she had sprouted

devil's wings.

~*~

After classes, Faye met up with her friends.

"Damn, that was so good!" Bunifa chimed.

"Which part, the song or Malfoy's attempted rape

charge?" boasted Faye.

"Both!" The Gryffindors called. They all laughed

together.

Faye had brought a much bigger package with her

that she got from Shadow that morning. She unwrapped it to

reveal a black and silver broomstick. On it were the words

"Lucifer Hawk" ("What kind of a name is that?" asked Ron. "One

of my favorite shows is Silent Mobius" Faye answered) There

was also a piece of blood red ribbon with a black hair tied to

the broom.

"My older brother makes broomsticks for a living. The

red ribbon with my hair is so that no one else but me can fly it.

It's supposed to reach a speed of just below Mach 1" Faye

explained. "I've been waiting to try it out forever, and now I get

my chance."

Faye mounted the broom and soared gracefully in the

air. Harry watched in astonishment. It went faster than his

Firebolt!

~*~

Faye felt so free in the sky. She flew straight at the

wall and jumped off suddenly while holding onto the broom.

She did a sort of Matrix style walk on the wall and hopped back

on her broom. She flew vertically until she could have sat ontop

of the North Tower. She was directly above the lake now. She

jumped off the broom and did some flips in the air. Twisting and

turning, flipping backwards and forwards, she fell faster and

faster torward the lake. Suddenly the broom came up right

undernieth her and she grabbed on with her right hand and foot.

She skid her hand across the water, feeling its cool silkiness

slide between her fingers. Then she swung up on her broom and

stood on it flying as fast as she could. A large wavelike wake

built up behind her as she sliced through the wind. Nearing

where she started, she did a final loop on the broom and

jumped off, landing with a soft *pat* on her feet. She reached

her hand up to her broom and it fell into it. "Well! That was

definately worth the wait" she said to herself, passing her friends

with gaping mouths. She headed back to the Slytherin common

room to complete her homework.

~~~Before you critisize someone, walk a mile in their shoes.

That way, when you do critisize them, you will be a mile away

with their shoes!~~~

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