Welcome to chapter 2 of...
Dante's most feared... fears:
(A/N: I'm so sorry I hadn't updated this story in a long time, but I sadly enough had a car accident)
The last time in Dante's most feared... fears: Dante got blasted by Lady, ordered a pizza, watched TV (Bert & Ernie) and heard something in his bedroom. Hmmm... suspicious... very sucpicious indeed...
Ok, onwards to the fic!
Dante opened the door and saw one of the most scariest things he could ever imagine. A thing that made his blood run cold the second he saw it. It was...
A PINK BUNNY! Geez! He defeated evil demons with scythes and bosses like Cerberus, but he was scared of a pink, cute, little bunny? What in the world!
"AAAAAAAH" Dante screamed and ran off like hell. The pink bunny followed him.
Dante ran into the bathroom, and locked the door. "Phew, I'm safe here! I hope." He then heard something behind his back, and slowly, vééééry slowly turned himself to face the pink bunny.
It was like the time stood still. Well, it really was, because Dante, being the smart guy he is, immediately got out his Quicksilver style he won from Geryon, and froze time. He was about to squash the bunny with a nice punch. Luckily for the bunny, the time was running again, and it jumped onto Dante's chest. While he was shirtless.
Aaaah, imagine a little, cute, soft, furry bunny cuddling on your chest. That would feel great, wouldn't it?
Too bad for Dante that he hated bunnies, especially pink ones. From the sudden action of the bunny, he shot up into the sky like a rocket.
Too bad for him he was shooting up a little too far.
He landed on the moon on his head, and he fell on his stomach. He looked around, and screamed like hell. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" He then began crying. Devils never cry, eh?
He couldn't believe all of this. He was on the moon in a few minutes because of a pink bunny. What was he going to do now? Stay tuned for the answer.
This one was a little short, but I'm lazy, so that would explain it all. Anyways, see ya later!