Kirika: Hello people!
Kida: They're a non-existent audience remember?
Danny: Not like it really matters. Here's the update!
Julia: But first the comments guys!
Sakurelle It's the chapter you've been waiting for! Kaiba time!
MutantJediBauer Did you check out our homepage or something? Everyone check out the homepage! Anyway, glad you like it!
Dark Magician Fairy: Okay, sorry, we probably weren't clear enough. We're looking at the characters in the style of a Pokedex, so in other words, we're analysing each person using some incredibly huge words, including weird details which we happen to know are true, writing it in third person and are ignoring the need for active sentences. Also, well, the nicknames are more amusing and the take away the link to the actual series itself, and TOUMOGI SOUNDS SO CUTE! …Forgive that moment of insanity everyone glares at Kida.
Redemmo: Yes, this is Seto's chapter! But a few of our members strongly advise that people stop calling him Melon-Head… or there's the possibility that heads will be rolling… sweat drop
Kida: Yeah… don't worry, Kitana won't be hurting anybody. everyone looks at Kitana who is bound and gagged
Kirika: And now we'll all shut up for this chapter.
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Entry No. Three
003 Sekatose The Business Duelist
I.D. No: 89631139
Pronunciation: Se-Ka-Toes
Area: KaibaCorp Tower, Domino Town, Japan
Date of Birth: 25th October
Blood type: A
The Sekatose is a strange Duelist that is usually very difficult to track down. However, top scientists recently discovered that the Sekatose can be lured out of hiding with the temptation of rare cards or exceptional technological devices. The Sekatose is said to usually be found behind a desk screaming demands into a microphone and ignoring the need for nutrition – this Duelist is often so busy that it forgets to eat. Some believe that this Duelist is suffering from anorexia, but this is yet a theory that requires valid proof.
Although it is extremely difficult to arrange an appointment with this antisocial Duelist, many will recognise it at first sight. Like other legendary entities, the Sekatose appears on ancient tablets, so its features are not uncommon. Other than this, the Sekatose appears on television screens when it gives press conferences or announces that it is hosting a Duel Monsters Tournament. The Sekatose greatly enjoys playing Duel Monsters, but although it is highly skilled at the game, its greatest adversary and challenge to date remains the Toumogi. The Toumogi was the first Duellist to ever defeat the Sekatose, and ever since, the Sekatose has been craving revenge. It is unusually equipped with an extensive memory for remembering slights and defeats; however its capacity in this department has led to a deficiency in its ability to recall events as they truly occurred.
The Sekatose is an unusually tall Duelist; it often towers over the Toumogi, the Rakuyoba and many others of the Dueling species. Very few surpass this Duelist in terms of height or intelligence. The Sekatose has blue eyes and brown hair, so it is not as unique as the Rakuyoba, a Duelist that is believed to be an albino due to its snow-white locks. However, in terms of appearance, this Duelist is set apart by its unique attire. This Duelist wears long trench coats that vary in colour from season to season, altering with the intensity of the wind since the Sekatose like its clothes to flow behind it like a cape. Some experts believe that this is a psychological affinity with royalty - the Sekatose has aspirations of greatness and perhaps its clothes are an indication of its need to be the best.
The Sekatose is a certified genius; it often devises groundbreaking ideas and enjoys receiving recognition for its unique concepts. If any of its ideas are plagiarised – as in the case of its virtual technology - the Sekatose will personally exact its revenge, often leading to an untimely demise for the criminal. As can be seen the Sekatose is particularly fond of said revenge, preferring it to justice, unlike the Toumogi's Spirit, with whom it does not affiliate.
Unlike the Rakuyoba and the Toumogi, this Duelist does not encompass an alter ego. It is claimed however that the Sekatose may suffer from schizophrenia as evidenced by its behavioural tendencies and extreme mood swings. At one point in its life, the Sekatose was controlled by a part of its personality that was so evil that it formed another entity all together. The Pharaoh, Toumogi's alter ego, banished this dark manipulator to the terrifying Shadow Realm, and to this day, it haunts the world of putrid doom. Unlike the Fiend and the Pharaoh, the Sekatose's dark side does not share its appearance with the Sekatose. The Sekatose's dark side, which remains unnamed, is extremely hideous. Small, fat, with pink hair and black clothing, its appearance is unappealing, and quite frankly, nauseating to viewers. Some theories state that as the Sekatose is no longer affected by this dark influence, and as all traces of malevolence were removed from the Sekatose by the Pharaoh, that it is pure of heart, but this is a conjecture shared by few and, like many other speculations about the Sekatose, it still requires suitable evidence.
The Sekatose lives with its younger brother in a large estate located in Domino Town. The Sekatose enjoys freedom of space, and like many animals in the natural world it is vehement in its protection of its vast territories. The province inhabited by this Duelist is not its natural habitat; it was brought to this domain by an extremely cruel benefactor. However the Sekatose's natural curiosity and intelligence led it to discover the nature of its assumed father, the Gozabutroll and resulted in an overthrow staged by the Sekatose with the aid of its sibling.
Although this Duelist very rarely shows signs of consideration or compassion, it loves its younger brother unconditionally, and is extremely protective and giving when it concerns this particular individual. Apart from towards the Momoki, the Sekatose is so unsociable that it does not have any friends, or at least, the Sekatose does not place any of its associates under this particular category.
The Sekatose has a lengthy and miserable past, and perhaps because of this, this Duelist prefers not to think about its history. The Sekatose's origins are the same as that of the Spirit to whom it was subservient in Ancient Egypt, 5000 years ago. However, even then the Sekatose had tendencies to overthrow any who governed its actions, as can be assumed from pictorial depictions in hieroglyphs of its constant struggles for dominance over the Pharaoh which continue to this day. Although this version of history is accepted by the keepers of its records, the Sekatose chooses to dismiss any discussions of it's origins as attempts to confuse and disorientate its keen mind. It utterly rejects all connections to it's past and does not recollect its ancient activities without mystical prompting. However, even when faced with hard evidence, the innate stubborn nature of the Sekatose does not allow it to accept any version of history other than its own distorted rendition. It is so untrusting and suspicious of its fellow Duelists that it will not follow advice without considering it extensively to see whether it is truly in its own best interests. However, although the previous statements have been proven numerous times, recent events have shown that the Sekatose will readily obey its hallucinations and dreams.
In conclusion, the Sekatose is one of the most complex varieties of Duelist and its nature is not readily comprehended even by experts. Due to a unique ability to change its destiny, the Sekatose's actions cannot be predicted even by psychic Duellists. Even after years of research the reasons for the Sekatose's unusual habits remain as mainly speculation.
Closing Duellist File No. 3
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Kitana: Did we have to do that? cries and hugs a Seto plushie
Danny: YES! is hit over the head with a magic saucepan by Kirika
Julia: If you guys don't review this, I'm gonna beat you up!
Kida: Aren't you all forgetting something?
The Others: What?
Kida: rolls eyes Thanks to ShikariHunter who reviewed and revised this… ah… interesting file.
Kitana: Yeah… well, you should see what she writes about him… hugs plushie tighter
Julia: Anyway review! Next chapter is that freaky Duelling Monkey!
Kida: You mean loveable Duelling Monkey.
Julia: Whatever. Check out the homepage!
Danny: And if you like insane randomness, read our other fic as well.