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Danni: We're really sorry for the long gaps between updates, but if you knew how busy we've been, you would have excused us!
Kida: looks up from her GBA SP Um… yeah… busy…
Julia: cries We're so, so sorry!
Kirika: Yeah, honestly, we would have got here sooner, but we were kind of held up by someone.
Kida: keeps playing
Kitana: Not looking at anyone.
Kida: is still playing
Danni: Whose turn it was to write.
Kida: does not look up
Julia: Who is VERY apologetic.
Kida: doesn't realise that all of W.E.I.R.D. are hovering above her
Kitana, Kirika, Danni, Julia: KIDA!
Kida: looks up Oh right, the comments!
Kitana, Kirika, Danni, Julia: anime fall
Steeple333: Well, it's finally here! The update that we promised!
Shantella the Caffeine Addict: Mehehe…
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Julia: CHAPTER FOUR YAY!
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Entry No. Four
004 Jowler The Canine Duelist
I.D. No: 00423705
Pronunciation: Jowler
Area: Random areas in Domino Town, Japan
Date of Birth: 25th January
Blood type: B
This argumentative Duelist appears to be of a strange variety, as experts still have trouble deciding whether it belongs to the primate or canine family. The Jowler is a bizarre creature that exhibits traits of both aforementioned categories, as it communicates like an ape when it becomes angry, and whimpers like a dog when it is dejected.
Despite its awkward behavioural tendencies, it is believed by some that the Jowler is of human form. The Jowler's blonde hair is neither lethal like the Toumogi's nor unique in colour like the Rakuyoba's: rather, the Jowler's coarse state of appearance is common within urban areas. The Jowler also has deep brown eyes, and - unlike the Sekatose with whom it competes in the Duelist's battle arena - the Jowler is not set apart by its attire, as this too is standard.
Perhaps it is due to its inability to distinguish itself that the Jowler often masquerades as creatures which are not even remotely associated with the Duelist variety and cannot possibly be mistaken as such. Psychiatrists suspect that the Jowler feels out of place amongst its companions, and as such, it disguises itself by wearing various suits. In the past, the Jowler has been seen in long, fluorescent garments which resemble a dress, a suit of armour with a draconic theme, the garb that was worn by civilisation's earliest human men and – causing further confusion for scientists – the Jowler has worn the ensemble of a canine and then exhibited peculiar activities such as barking.
The Jowler is often accused of being yet another egotistical Duelist, and in the past, its reckless nature and hasty decisions have led it to danger. The Jowler is extremely attention-seeking, and loves to be in the limelight, however, it is often considered to be only a second-rate Duelist despite the great amounts of skill and determination it displays upon the Dueling Field. This Duelist is extremely supportive of the Toumogi and will always stand by it, risking its own life in order to save Toumogi's. The Toumogi also displays great amounts of courage by sacrificing itself for the Jowler, and this has led expert scientists to believe that the two Duelists share a mutual bond of what is known as 'friendship'.
However, although this Duelist is admired and respected by many Duelists of a lower calibre, there are many Duelists that mock the Joweller, such as the Sekatose. The
Jowler possesses a particularly small amount of brain cells, and as such, is regarded as exceptionally stupid. The Sekatose believes that the Jowler is an unworthy Duelist, and this constant blow to its self-esteem has led the Jowler to assume that it needs to prove itself as the superior of the condescending Sekatose.
In spite of the fact that in terms of intellect, the Jowler is outmatched by the single-celled organism the amoeba, the Jowler is a very kind Duelist that is determined to assist all the needy Duelists which cross its path. Though it is quick to anger – and is even quicker to become envious – the Jowler is considerate, and is inspired by the Toumogi, and its relative, the Sirwelty. The Jowler lacks patience (and this is often apparent even upon the Dueling Field) but it has an incalculable amount of faith in its companions, and will fight to its death for a cause that it believes in.
On the whole, the Jowler is a complex Duelist in its own right, possessing a large number of both qualities and weaknesses. It is its motivating resolve to overcome these flaws that make the Jowler a strong Duelist, and a specimen worthy of study.
Closing Duelist File No. Four
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Danni: That was so mean!
Kitana: Are you insane? That was practically complimenting him!
Julia: I guess we should just leave you two to argue.
Kida: Review!
Kirika: Or you'll be sorry, for we will attack with… GINGERBREAD!