Let's have a recap.
There is a Circle-Shaped-Room, called…The-Circle-Shaped-Room. (TCSR) And in TCSR are six people; two to each fandom. And these six people are going to be left in TCSR for our own sick amusement.
Goody.
So we have the Blonde One, the Tempered One, the Shifting One, the Short One, the Man, and the Almost-Man to play with. In one moment, I will reveal their identities. But first, let's see how they're doing…
The Blonde One is no longer merely staring at the Shifting One. Oh no…she is drooling at the sight of him. The Shifting One is of course aware of the Blonde One's attention so he is…well…shifting away.
Yeah, good luck with that…
The Tempered one is staring wearily at TCSR, and, as you can tell from that gleam in her eye, has now been named the Enemy. The Tempered one will do everything in her power to make sure the Enemy is destroyed…even if she has to take her own life…
Obsess much?
The Short One is looking at the Man. More specifically…the Short One is looking at the Man's hair. The Short One swears he can see something moving in there…
…
…Let's move on…
The Man and the Almost-Man are still glaring at each other. In fact, I don't think they've even blinked. The Almost-Man's hands are slowly gliding towards his pocket…but then stops. From the look on the Almost-Man's face, there is obviously nothing he'd rather be doing than kicking the Man's butt. But something seems to be stopping him…
…For now, anyway…
Have I been too cruel? Are you all quivering in suspense? Are you sitting at the edge of your chair?
Well don't go peeing in your pants from your tied up emotions! For I will now reveal the identities of those stuck in TCSR! waves flag
First off, the Blonde One. I'll give you one more try to guess before I reveal! Here are the clues…
She's blonde.
She's slow.
She can kick your ass.
She wears a Japanese school uniform, AND!
She likes…to ogle…hot…men…
If you guessed Aino Minako from Sailor Moon, THEN YOU ARE CORRECT! For the Blonde one is none other than Sailoooooooooooorrr VENUS! Insert dramatic music
Now, the Tempered One should be easy to figure out then hmmm? Shall I give you the clues one more time anyway? OKAY THEN!
She has a small temper.
She also can kick your ass.
She has brown hair.
She has named TCSR her Enemy.
She will do anything to destroy her Enemy.
Got it yet? No? Well then, TOO BAD! 'Cause she's Kino Makoto from Sailor Moon! That's right, she's Sailor Venus' butt-kicking ally Sailooooooooorrr JUPITER! Insert more dramatic music
We move on to the next fandom then…have you guessed what it is?
We begin with the Shifting One! Here are the clues:
He wears a military uniform.
He has black hair, and black eyes.
His white gloves have some sort of symbol on them?
Who is he you ask? Why, he is none other than the fabulous…the hot…the sexy…the powerful…Roy MUSTANG! confetti
For the Short One, I will give you only one clue…
…he's short!
Have you gotten it? Yes, no, maybe so? Oh well! Because he is Edward Elric! more confetti
If you haven't guessed the two from our next fandom then…well…you are really out of touch with the world. So I'm just going to say it!
The Man is…PROFESSOR SNAPE! Boo
And the Almost-Man is… (Seriously, if you didn't guess this, turn on your bliddy television!) HARRY POTTER!
Random guy going "yay"!
So now that you know our poor six souls, we'll get back to them!
Minako is now walking toward Colonel Mustang.
Shall we have a moment for his sanity?
…
Ok then!
Colonel Mustang isn't quite sure why he is terrified of this blonde chick. Why, he is the Flame Alchemist! He is strong! He is manly! He is…screaming like a little girl…
…and trying to hide behind Ed.
Minako isn't put off by this though! She is plenty used to guys running away from her in fear! In fact, it only fuels her need to chase after the guy some more!
So of course she would simply walk up to Ed and kindly ask him to step aside so that she could talk to the tall hunk of manliness who is currently in the fetal position.
Except it went more like this…
"Hey shrimp! Why don't you move away from the hunkster so I can talk to him, hmm?"
Poor… poor…Minako.
"HEY! WHO ARE YOU CALLING A SHRIMP BLONDY! WHY I OUGHTA!"
We all know that the yelling and screaming was all that Ed would try to do. (for now)
But Makoto doesn't.
Picture this: Ed screaming at Minako.
Minako staring at Ed in fascination
Makoto reaching for Ed's throat.
Makoto grabbing Ed's throat.
Funny, eh?
"HE-"
"Don't you DARE talk to my friend like that!" Makoto screams. She adds a little more pressure to Ed's throat, and begins to shake. Luckily for Ed, Colonel Mustang chooses that time to come out of the fetal position and help him.
"This is not the time to kill Ed! We can do that later!"
Well…kinda…
Startled, Makoto drops Ed to the floor.
"Oooops…sorry, bout that!" She scratches the back of her neck nervously, "I guess I don't know my own strength!"
Ed merely foams.
At the mouth, that is.
The Flame Alchemist sighed. "Well," he thought, "someone needs to take on the leading role, and that person should be me! The almighty…the amazing…the awesome…"
"SO CUTE!"
"What?" Both Makoto and Roy scream in unison and turn to stare at Minako. She is hugging Ed to her chest and squealing.
"He's just like a little teddy bear! Awwww look at his 'iddle widdle braid! So kawaii!"
"…" Is what Roy and Makoto say.
Ed just foams some more.
And oblivious to everything going on around them, Harry and Snape (and yodel!) continue to glare at one another.
Fun times, eh?