A/N: Yes People, this chapter, I'm sure like many other's, is short. BUT FEAR NOT! For quality is much better than quantity!

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Five minutes later, Minako was still cuddling Ed, Harry and Snape were still glaring at one another, and Roy and Makoto were still confused as hell.

"Uh…Mina…the crap?" Being the brave, butt-kicking person she was, Makoto decided to speak first.

Blinking as if she just realized she wasn't the only one in TCSR she replied, "C'mon Maki-chan! You can't deny his cuteness." This was accompanied with a hug and squeeze to the still foaming Ed.

Makoto fell strangely silent. She grew a thoughtful look on her face, and within a few minutes she happily stated, "You know I can't!"

And to Roy's mortification, she glomped Ed.

HARD.

In fact, the impact was so forceful that it brought Ed out of his lack of oxygen endorsed… situation.

"What the-!" Ed bolted out of Minako's death grasp and made a mad dash to the other side of TCSR. Unfortunately, he was too busy looking to make sure the Blonde and the Tempered One's weren't following him that he ran straight into the one and only Professor Snape.

"You Fool!" Snape seethed from his place on the ground. He gave off an extra growl when he heard the howls of laughter coming from Harry.

"Yes!" Harry gasped, clutching his side in his fit of joy, "Brilliant! Bloody Brilliant!"

"Er…You're Welcome?" Needless to say, the Full Metal Alchemist was dumbfounded. He sheepishly scratched the top of his head. "It was my pleasure!" He chirped.

Roy just stared. "Shameful!" He finally managed to spit out, "Elric, how could you abuse this fine lady so?" He stalked over to the now frozen Snape, who was still on the ground. Mustang offered his arm to the "fine lady". "Please miss," he said in oh-I'm-so-cool voice, (along with one last glare in Ed's direction.) "allow me to help you."

There was a moment of silence. For a moment, Makoto was absolutely certain that she saw Harry cut a hole through the air with some stick.

Finally, it was broken.

"I AM NOT A WOMAN!"

(Random Bunny Going Chirp)

Fifteen minutes later, Makoto had finally convinced Snape to counteract the curse he had put on Roy. Snape had taken to seething in the corner, eyeing both the Lieutenant-Colonel and Harry consecutively. Makoto and Ed were sitting across from one another, seemingly in a staring contest. Roy was standing with his back to the others, giving off bouts of nervous laughter here and there. Harry himself looked entirely pleased, and kept staring in Snape's direction from his sitting Indian style in the center of the room.

Meanwhile, Minako had herself perched on one of the many chairs placed in TCSR. She had taken a hairbrush from her space pocket, and was absent-mindedly running it through the many strands of blonde connected to her head. Eventually though, she got bored.

Which is bad.

Very Bad.

Minako began to hum. She began to hum the most annoying tune known to man kind. In fact, it was so annoying, that the five other people inhabiting TCSR began to stare at her.

Yes, Minako was humming Britney Spears.

Slowly, the five inched closer to the oblivious soldier of love. Each step they took closer to the hum-of-doom only fueled their annoyance more. The shadows of the five overcast the pretty blonde, who paused from her brushing as a sense of dread overcame her. "Uh…"

That was all she got out before she was mauled.

(Two Random Bunnies Going Chirp)

"Alright." Roy was in his leader mode. "Obviously we have all been brought here for one reason or another. What I want to know is whether or not anyone has any ideas concerning our current…location…"

All of the remaining occupants of TCSR that was white were lounged in various positions on the floor.

Needless to say, none of them were listening.

"Hey!" SNAP.

(Three Random Bunnies Going Chirp)

Minako had resumed her hair-brushing, (this time being very careful not to make any noise.) when she was interrupted by Snape coming to sit by her.

For a while, they just stared at each other. That is, until Snape said, "Look woman, we should team up together, you and I. Obviously we have both been wronged by the people in this room. Me, being called a woman by that wretched man, and you, being hog-tied for merely entertaining your self! (He of course, left out the part where he was the one who supplied to rope.) What do you say?" He leaned in closer to her, ears eagerly awaiting the answer that he was certain would come out of her.

Minako gave him a pointed look, shifted in her seat, and lightly tapped the top of his head with her brush.

"You're Creepy."

(Four Random Bunnies Going Chirp)