---Hmm… not to bad for a first chapter… better then I thought at least.

Just so everyone knows, this story isn't meant to bash Harry Potter, just to laugh at it. I love the Harry Potter books to death. ---

Chapter Two:
Harry Finds his Brain

That same day at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry…

Harry Potter was still looking for him brain. He was looking everywhere he could think of. Well… everywhere Hermione could think of, since he obviously still has no brain at this point. Anyway…

"Look under that table," Hermione said to Harry.

"What a table?" Harry asked, even though he was standing right next to it.

"That big wooden circular thing!" Hermione yelled.

"What's circular?"

"Ggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!" Hermione growled.

Hermione really needed to take a Chill Pill at this point.

"What's Ggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr?" Harry asked.

"Never mind," Hermione sighed, knowing she'd never get anywhere with the brainless Harry. He glanced over to the other side of the room and nearly burst with excitement, "There it is! Your brain!"

"What's a brain?"

However, before Hermione could answer the question she was already shoving Harry's brain back into his head. Then she beat him senseless for being stupid enough to lose it in the first place.

"For the love of god Hermione," Harry said once she was done beating him, "What was that for?"

"FOR BEING STUPID ENOUGH TO LOSE YOU'RE BRAIN!" Hermione screamed.

"Gosh Hermione, you don't have to yell!" Harry said, "I can hear you know!"

At this moment Ron, who had mysteriously left, returned to find that Hermione had beaten the crap out of Harry.

"Hermione, what did you do that for?" Ron asked.

"Harry lost his brain so I beat him," she shrugged. Harry glared at her, it wasn't his fault he misplaced it.

All of a sudden, Ron's brain decides to run away.

"Ron, your brain is too small," Hermione said.

"What?" Ron asked stupidly.

"Ggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"

"What's Ggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr?"

"Not again!"

Oh no, it seems now Ron has lost his brain! What is Hermione going to do now! And what ever happened to Brian form potions class? Tune in next time to find out!

To Be Continued...