The Scary Days!

Chapter 1! Trapped! (the most overly used chapter name I can think of)

Disclaimer: I don't own the facts… or SSBM… or Nintendo… or a mansion…

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Ok this was given to me in a brainstorm on some way to make Knuckles Spyro Fox Zelda ohhhh whatever I don't know that name good enough to say it without looking… happier! why you ask? Because I'm on her favorite authors list!

So first I decided I needed another humor fic! Then I decided a horror/humor would be nice cause I've seen lots of horrors but few things mocking a horror… and I'm sorry to offend… NOT… but I didn't exactly like most the horror/humor fics… OR I just thought it wasn't a humor… whatever… so ANYWAY I decided that this would be cool to do so hey!

Oh I know she'd like it if I read and reviewed her story but sadly I don't read Zelda stuff… due to unmoral morals … oh well

So there they were… the Smashers were sitting in the mansion doing random stupid stuff, it was around 5:50 in the morning and most weren't awake.

Peach woke up early and made something quick to eat in the kitchen.

DK was also in the kitchen and realized they were out of Bananas so he was going to the store in the SSB SUV.

Link was on the couch in the living room doing back flips when he slammed into a bookcase and caused it to fall on top of him as he screamed.

Mewtwo came rushing to aid and fixed up the bookcase while yelling at Link about the importance of books in society.

Roy and Marth were sparring in the main hall but were stupid enough to use their real swords and Roy cut Marth's finger off.

"AHHH THE PAIN! THE TORTURE! THE EXCRUCIATING ANGONY!" Marth cried and then Roy cut through his neck and Marth fell to the floor, dead.

"Oh crud now what am I gonna do…" Roy thought and then decided to drag Marths body up to his room before everyone was awake to notice.

"He just barely made it when a crash came from the front of the mansion waking everyone up.

Mario and Luigi came running to see what had happened when they noticed DK flying out of the SSB SUV at them.

"AHHHHH!" Mario screamed staying where he was.

Luigi walked out of the way.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Mario screamed some more waiting for the rolling hairy ape to reach him.

CRASH!

DK ran into Mario and they fell over when DK got up and looked embarrassed, he had just managed to crash the SUV into the front door in such a strange way that no one could get in or out.

So then Bowser who likes to sleep outside had to use the back door… witch was considerably smaller, as he walked in a cracking noise was heard and he couldn't move.

"ARG! THIS SUCKS!" Bowser screamed trying to move.

Y. Link, Popo, Nana, Ness, and Roy all came down together and noticed Bowser and started rolling on the floor laughing, which isn't a very good when theirs so much stuff in the mansion… Ness's big head slammed into a table and the vase on it smashed into his head.

"OWWW!" he cried and started rubbing his head, but then Y. Link who hit his head into a corner, was running around and tripped on Ness's head.

Everyone Piled up at the bottom of the stairs.

"HAHAHA YOU MORONIC KIDS!" Bowser laughed as everyone just ignored him from then on.

Zelda and Gannondorf were watching the 6:00 am news after being aroused (you know what I mean you perv), the news was showing 300,000 anime freaks standing on a cliff planning for a mass suicide unless the TV networks would put on more anime programs.

Now just so you know the SSBM mansion sits right by a cliff. And isn't the biggest of mansions.

Everyone started gathering around the TV to place bets on whether or not they would jump, Mr. G&W was betting with Pichu.

"BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP" Pichu just sat there with a confused look on his face.

Just then Mr. G&W slipped through a crack in the floor and died.

Zelda, Mario, Dr. Mario, Pikachu, and Y. Link all bet on them not jumping.

Gannondorf, Luigi, Mewtwo, Jigglypuff, and Roy all bet on them jumping.

The anime freaks got sick of waiting to allow all the people at home to place bets so they just shrugged and jumped off the cliff.

"NOOOO!" Zelda shrieked.

The people who had bet on them jumping started dancing around happily, not caring that 300,000 people died, just happy they got their money.

Just then a thump came from the roof and the TV went out, Yoshi ran to a window to see what was happening.

"ITS RAINING PEOPLE!" Yoshi cried.

"OH NO!" Roy screamed and started looking around nervously "I'D BETTER CHECK ON MARTH HE HASN'T COME OUT ALL DAY!"

So everyone started running around in circles which is not the smartest thing to be doing with about 21 other people in a crowded living room with lots of crap. They started running into stuff and falling on the floor. Now there was 21 people squirming on the floor screaming.

"OW WHATS GOING ON!" Bowser screamed "I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS!"

Samus then shot a bullet into the air to shut everyone up. "OK SHUTUP! WE JUST NEED TO STAY CALM AND…" but the shot loosened a light fixture and it landed on her knocking her out.

"AHHHHHH!" everyone started screaming and running around in circles again.

"WHATS HAPPENING!" Ness cried out.

Everyone stopped and Mewtwo put on a graduate hat, "I believe that a great someone with great power has trapped us inside for his evil purposes!"

Everyone agreed with that over the mass suicide people having jumped onto their mansion.

Just then Roy came down with a fake look of shock on his face, "Someone murdered Marth, there must be a murderer amongst us!"

After hearing this everyone started running in circles again, fell over again, and squirmed on the floor screaming.

"GUYS! I'M IN A LOT OF PAIN HERE! CAN I GET SOME FOOD OR SOMETHING! GUYS!" Bowser's screams came from the back room, but everyone ignored him.

YAY!

I like this… I know no one will read due to everyone having done one of these… and they all say TRAPPED! For the first chapter, and there is always a quick death, and there is always some force stopping them from getting out of some form of a mansion.

Death list! (ok guys I'll just list the ones who died…) meanie:

Marth: Died by sparring with real swords

Mr. G&W: Died by falling through a crack in the ground

Ohm… 15 gold stars to anyone who tells me what the crud that word means…

Ohhhhhhh and review me too, PLEASE! I know its unoriginal that's why its your job to review me and make me feel a bit happier… as long as I get one review for the WHOLE story I'm going to make this… even if it's a flam… and I'm willing to review myself.