The Scary Days!

Chapter 2! Not Trapped anymore!

Disclaimer: I will soon own tikitikirevenge but you don't wanna know about that, I don't own Green Day, I don't own how mad everyone gets when I say something SO OFFENSEVE!

Reviews: well it appears this story was very controversial in the fact that it has humor… I'm so sorry

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GOLD STARS:

Everyone can have 10 and Tealfrog gets 15 cause he asked for it… yes even you flamers… cept for the bigot cause I don't like bigots.

Ok so ANYWAY this story forced me to try PCP… (that's not true so please don't be offended! PLEASE!)

OMFG is fun to say so hey

LMAO isn't

So now that they were all stuck in the house they started going hysterical.

DK was lying on the floor sucking his thumb begging for bananas.

Roy was sparring with Link in the basement, but they were idiots and used their real swords. Roy sliced Link in half.

"OHH! NOOO!" Link screamed and then died.

"GOD DAMNIT!" Roy yelled and tried to hide the half bodies somewhere in the basement where it would be found soon.

Then Roy went up to watch the TV which had somehow started working again.

Green Day was singing in front of a crowd of thousands.

"I WALK ALONE!"

Thousands of people screamed and jumped up and down. (if you don't get that then bleh)

"Where's Link, Roy" Zelda asked

"Oh he said he had something to do downstairs… no clue what"

So Zelda went to check on Link.

Mario and Luigi were doing back flips when Luigi accidentally kicked Mario in the chin causing him to go flying out the window.

"OWW!" Mario screamed and then realized where he was "WE'RE FREE!"

Then Bowser managed to slide out of the back door

"oh that feels GOOD! I need some food now"

But as Bowser was heading for the fridge everyone heard a scream come from the… UPSTAIRS!

Everyone went upstairs to see Gannondorf in his room shrieking pointing at a mouse.

When they saw the mouse everyone screamed and started running around in circles.

"SHUT UP!" Samus yelled firing a shot up to silence everyone.

"NOW WHAT WE NEED…" but the shot damaged a light fixture and it landed on her knocking her out.

"Woa De ja voo!" C. Falcon said

"WHERE THE CRUD HAVE YOU BEEN ALL DAY!" Yoshi asked.

"Umm I was doing back flips in my room?"

"PICHU!" Pichu screamed when Roy walked over and stepped on him causing him to crinkle up and die.

"WHAT THE F&#" He screamed and then realized something "oh wait no one cares about Pichu!"

Everyone shrugged and got back to the business at hand. The mouse had crawled onto the bed.

"ARG!" Fox screamed and shot the mouse.

"Ok now that that's done…" they said and went back to doing nothingness.

Just then a scream came from the basement. Zelda came running up crying.

"I JUST SAW LINK! MAKING OUT WITH MALON!"

"Wait what the hell?" Roy said as he walked down to the basement seeing a sliced in half Link.

"HAHA GOTCHA! HES JUST DEAD!"

"Okay then…" Roy started walking away.

"Its not that bad… I like Marth more anyway!"

"Umm Zelda"

"Yes!"

"Marth died earlier today"

"NOOOOO!"

So everyone went into the main hall to discuss the events.

"Can we just ignore this? I really want to eat something now" Bowser said holing his stomach feeling woozy.

"NOW" Peach said assuming the roll of leader, "FOUR DEATHS! WE DON'T KNOW WHO KILLED MARTH LINK MR. G&W OR PICHU!"

"Ummm sure that works" Roy looked around nervously.

"THE NEXT THING WE NEED TO DO IS ALL GO TO SLEEP!"

"What?" Mewtwo cried out, "why do we always want to go to sleep!"

"BECAUSE WE WANT TO! NOW ME AND MARIO WILL FORCE YOU ALL TO YOUR ROOMS AND LOCK THEM FROM THE OUTSIDE SO YOU CANT ESCAPE!"

"Umm we can just leave and call the cops… since we aren't trapped anymore…" Mewtwo said.

"WHAT!" everyone screamed… but then just agreed to sleep and started to go to their rooms.

Bowser who needs to eat his body weight every meal started feeling woozy cause he missed a meal… then fainted.

"THAT'S THE SPIRIT!" Peach yelled and everyone else went to their rooms to go to bed.

Then went to sleep.

Then woke up feeling refreshed… it was now 12:00 pm.

"Now what do we do… its still the middle of the day!"

So they decided to stay in the house and watch TV!

They were watching TV when Luigi saw Bowser on the floor, DEAD!

"AHHH! FREE FOOD!"

And everyone ran in and ripped the dead Bowser to pieces and started cooking him.

Then they watched the TV.

"OH MATTHEW! I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU!" some chick named Fred cried.

"I WOULD LOVE YOU FRED… BUT" as Matthew turned his head away dramatically "YOUR NAME IS JUST SO GAY!"

"OHH WHY!" Fred cried and fell over… then didn't get up… Matthew checked her pulse and she was dead.

"NOOO! WHY!" he screamed and held his fist into the air.

Everyone watching started crying and blowing their nose on Gannondorfs cape… so he screamed and threw it away… who needs a cape anyways.

So Samus changed the channel to MTV.

Just then a light fixture somehow fell and hit only her knocking her out.

"WE'RE HERE AT STD, FLORIDA! AND WE'RE PARTYING!

"Woo" and unenthusiastic crowed cheered

"YA THAT'S RIGHT! AND WE'RE TALKING TO CELEBRITY MARED DJENIHOE!"

The crowed looked around confused and just gave a little cheer.

"NOW MARED! I HEAR YOU HAVE A TATOO OF AN EQUAL SIGN ON YOUR LEFT BUT CHEEK! WHAT DOES THAT MEAN!"

"Well you see, Bob…" before he could continue C. Falcon switched the channel to Cartoon Network.

"OH MAYOR!" Bubbles cried as a disturbing scene came on the TV and they turned the channel again.

They were on the Chanting channel as everyone agreed 5 hours of chanting would be perfectly fine.

Just then Peach walked out of the room and walked back in again.

"THERES BEEN ANOTHER MURDER!"

"THIS CAN MEAN ONLY ONE THING!" Mewtwo stated "THERE IS A MURDERER IN THE HOUSE!"

Everyone just looked at him weirdly… it was now 2:00 pm

and DK then realized he hadn't had a banana all day.

"ARG!"

YAY!

ADD!

I'm hoping for at least one more flam by next update!

DEATH LIST:

MARTH!

MR. G&W!

LINK!

PICHU!

R&S READ AND SPLATTER!