The Scary Days!
Chapter 3! The Investigation
Disclaimer: I do not own the stuff I make fun of here… I do own a computer and I will buy a life soon.
Read 'Here Today, Gone Tomorrow' cause it's a good horror/mystery… and I make fun of some stuff they say.
REVIEWS: my whole life is getting some peeps to like me and offending the rest, so this is good!
razzkat: Ummm what happened last night… I'm having a hango… ummm a confused state of mind… ohh but I'll give you a gold star if you slap Speciall Ed
Speciall Ed: well thanks and ummm thanks again and read this and I just woke up so I'm tired but thanks and um I'll give you a gold star if you slap razzkat
GOLD STARS:
razzkat: you can have 3 cause you were reviewing me TONS last night… or was that mourning or two days ago… WHAT! You confused me so only 2 gold stars
Speciall Ed: you can have 1 gold star cause Ed is Special not Speciall and I pity you for not knowing.
Joeb: for yelling at my flammers and cause you have my name and live in my house you can have 235
REEL BIG FISH! (sorry I should keep that to the ad fic… oh well)
Ohh and read my arse… I got a tattoo there but its not exactly something I'm proud of
"Who the hell could be murdered when everyone has been right here the whole time?" Roy asked annoyed with his companions.
"It was…. BOWSER!" Peach shrieked and fainted.
" OH NO!" everyone cried in unison then looked around at each other.
"THAT WAS WEIRD" they all said.
"SHUT UP!" they all said once again perfectly together.
"ARG! BLEH! WHODOVOODOO! WIGGLEWE!" They just gave up and sat listening again.
But Peach had fainted so the person they were listening to was silent.
Samus walked in front of everyone and shot her blast up to get their attention.
"OK NOW WE NEED TO INVESTIGATE! I…" then a light fixture landed on her.
"How many of those are IN this house?" C. Falcon asked.
"exactly 13" Mewtwo answered.
DK was still rolling on the floor when a banana slapped into his head and a delivery man who had come through the back door started giving everyone their orders.
Mewtwo got a supercomputer.
Ness got a bomb.
Gannondorf got a voodoo doll.
Mario got the NEW HARRY POTTER BOOK!
DK got tons of bananas.
Then they got the 3 tons of food they usually needed daily.
"AND I'M OFF!" The delivery man yelled and tried doing a backflip out the window but just slapped into the wall and fell down Knocked out.
"OK!" Mario screamed.
"WE WILL START AN INVESTIGATION! I WILL READ THIS BOOK AS SAMUS, FOX, NESS, MEWTWO, AND YOSHI INVESTIGATE!"
"Why me?" Yoshi asked.
"Cause we always need a fifth man!" Mario answered.
"Why Samus… she's knocked out!"
"Cause she's a bounty hunter!"
Then C. Falcon ran up, flexing muscles we didn't even know existed.
"IM A BOUNTY HUNTER!"
"Now now now" Mario said shaking his head "We need to always have one guy who doesn't know what he's doing!"
"OH FINE!"
So Fox, Ness, Mewtwo, and Yoshi dragged a knocked out Samus up to the first murder… MARTH!
"Oh and Dr. Mario you do an autopsy on the victims in your lab in the third floor"
"OK!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!" Dr. Mario screamed and ran up to his lab.
"Hmm" Samus said coming to, "It looks like he was hit in the neck with a sword…"
"ohh yes… and it looks like he was fighting back cause his sword is unsheathed" Fox said.
"Ah and from the missing thumb we know that there was ummm stuff" Yoshi said.
"Well the person knew how to fight… with swords…. Ok then" Mewtwo said.
They took the body up to Dr. Mario's lab.
"Hmmm ah yes it looks like he was hit with a sword… yes that is the diagnoses" Dr. Mario said after just putting Marth on a table and covering him with a blanket then putting him in a freezer.
"OK!" they all said overly happy.
"No need to check the other bodies we'll just throw them in the garbage dispenser" Samus said and shot her gun up in triumph.
CRASH!
Samus was knocked out by a falling light fixture.
(WITH MARIO!)
"Hmm ah yes the Prime minister knew about wizards all along! HA Fudge is fired… ahh yes" Mario said reading the Harry Potter book, "OHH DUMBLEDOOR WAS ACTUALLY A RAPIST! that's interesting… oh Harry Potter and Herminoe… eww!"
Just then the detective people walked into the room… Samus riding on Yoshi's back.
"HE WAS HIT WITH A SWORD!"
"It's as we suspected… Roy did it cause he found the body!" Mario said.
Everyone all went to the room with the TV… THE LIVING ROOM!
"OK!" Mario started off impressing everyone with a back flip which ended up in him landing on his neck and getting knocked out.
"IT WAS ROY!" The detective peeps yelled pointing at Roy.
Roy looked scared and yelled back.
"YOU HAVE NO PROOF!"
"YOU SAW THE BODY FIRST!"
"IT WAS Y. LINK!" Roy yelled back "HE HAD THE MOTIVE! ALWAYS THOUGHT OF AS THE LITTLE ONE!"
Just then The Real World came on MTV and they ignored this argument to watch TV.
Some weirdoes were at a hot-dog stand selling stuff when one of them screamed crazily.
Then they were at home when another one screamed crazily.
Then as they went to bed when some bouncing was heard from one of the rooms and a girl screamed crazily.
Then the next morning everyone walked out of their rooms and screamed crazily.
"YEA RIGHT!" Mewtwo yelled, "real life isn't like that!"
"Just then Peach screamed crazily"
"Ok never mind" Mewtwo said.
Then everyone got to doing nothingness…
Roy and Y. Link were Sparring in the hallway on the second floor but were stupid enough to use real swords when Roy sliced Y. Links legs off and one of his arms.
"OH MY GOD I'M SICK OF THIS!" Roy screamed and hid the body in Y. Links room.
C. Falcon was in the kitchen when he saw something named 'anti-freeze'. Wondering what that was he decided to take a drink… shrugged and started to leave when he collapsed.
They noticed both deaths due to Mewtwo being psychic.
"OK WELL IM JUST GOING TO TAKE A SHOWER NOW!" Peach said and went to take a shower.
"Don't worry guys, I've called the great detective Richard Moore!" Zelda cried with a cell phone in her hand.
"YAY!" Everyone cried in unison.
"OH CRAP WE DID IT AGAIN!"
ARG!"
Just then the delevery man woke up and tried to run out the back door, but missed and slapped into the wall getting knocked out again.
DUN DUN DUN!
Well it looks like Case Closed is coming to the SSBM Mansion!
I wonder what will happen…
DEATH LIST!
Marth
Mr. Flat freak that always falls through a crack
Link
Pichu
Bowser
Y. Link
C. Falcon
R&PCP READ AND PERCIEVE CRAPPY PLOT!