The Death Eaters filed in as they heard a strange sound. As disturbing a the hissing cooing was, it was downright normal compared to the sight that awaited them. There, on the floor, nearby a (nearly) full cauldron, was a (very naked) baby Voldemort, complete with red eyes, and adorable black curls.

"Oh... what happened?" Bella said, lifting the baby up. He giggles, with a long hiss at the end.

"Chicken Potion." Lucius pronounced, after sniffing the potion.

"How long do these last?" Bella asked, as lil' Voldie decided to start yanking her hair.

"Normally, about four months..." Rudolphus answered. It was at that moment that the young Dark lord decided it was time to go poopie, all over Bella.

"Oh YUCK!" Bella shrieked and quickly put him down. All the death eaters (excluding Draco, who was currently wondering when they were gonna think of a diapie) the wheels in their heads started to turn.

"WE aren't in any condition to raise the Dark Lord..." Bella said slowly, wiping off poopie.

"TRUE!" The chimed.

"and our great lord deserves better than us."

"TRUE"

"Whatever helps you sleep at night," Draco said, and got LeGlare.

An hour later, Lil' Voldie was sitting on a sidewalk in Diagon Alley, wearing a sign reading "Take Me Home"