The Scary Days!
Chapter 4! Case Jammed!
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Oh this is more of a spoof of Case Closed with SSBM as the suspects… don't worry they wont find the murderer… I couldn't do that to you this early in the fic.
Understand I'm 14 and stupid, being stupid I stayed up for who knows how long and this is gonna be jacked up… maybe… maybe not… just slap me every once in a while.
Actually meh just read it… REEL BIG FISH!
A voice of a kid comes on the TV screen with all kinds of nobody cares stuff happening
"Hello, my name is Conan Edigowa! Or it is now that I had poison slipped to me by some thugs!"
Just then it shows this wannabe Sherlock Holmes standing in the middle of all this mystical stuff as a band sings.
"IT WAS THE FIRST NEW CENTURY! IN ONE HUNDRED YEARS!"
Mewtwo just turned the TV off, it was 7:00 and he was sick of this crap.
"HA! EVERY NEW CENTURY IS IN 100 YEARS!" Mewtwo yelled.
Just then a knock came at the back door and Zelda went to answer it… she let in Richard Moore, some chick named Rachael, and a kid that looked like he wanted to be Sherlock Holmes.
"HELLO I'M HERE TO LOOK AT YOU!" Richard shouted and most everyone went to the back room.
Conan wandered around when he noticed a barbeque chip mixed in with all the original.
"OHH!" Conans eyes went wide and he felt woozy… we'll call it a blehb.
"What's wrong with him?" Roy asked.
"OH HE DOES THAT ALL THE TIME!" Rachael screamed heroically.
Just then Conan saw the delivery man laying there starting to wake up.
"OHH!" Conan did the blehb again and looked around when the delivery man got up.
"WELL IM OFF!" he screamed and jumped out a window that wasn't even there knocking him out.
Detective Moore questioned everyone and decided that Roy did it cause he saw the dead body.
Just then Conan did the blehb and decided he had to act fast… he shot the knockout potion stuff from his bow tie… but it was an overdose and he ended up killing him… then kicked a bomb-omb to hit someone in the face.
The bomb-omb blew up as Conan kicked it and he was incinerated.
Rachael looked at the horrid scene and did a blehb then ran off crying before she slammed into the front door as they all remembered the SSB SUV was still lodged there.
She had been knocked out cold so they all decided to send her to Dr. Mario who wrapped her in a cloth and placed her in a freezer causing her to die.
Peach had then come out of the Shower disappointed and decided to hold a SSB Meeting!
Everyone gathered into the great hall, which was about as big as any other room, then they started!
"WE HAVE SUFFERED LOSSES AND THE GREAT DETECTIVE MOORE COULDN'T STOP THE MURDERER!" Peach cried. "WE MUST USE THE WEAPONS OF LIGHT!"
As she said this everyone looked around with awe… except the Ice Climbers who suddenly popped up in the story.
"UMM! WE PAWNED THOSE! MADE $376!"
Everyone looked evilly at the two then decided that it didn't matter.
"OH WELL!" Peach screamed "I'LL BE TAKING A NAP IN MY UNLOCKED ROOM IF YOU CARE! IT IS NOW 9:00 SO I HOPE YOU ALL HAVE FUN!"
Everyone that wasn't dead or sleeping huddled around the TV but Mewtwo had had enough and decided to go get something to eat. As he went, however, Roy who had also escaped and was doing back flips messed up and stabbed Mewtwos little band of skin behind his neck, it started spraying and blood got everywhere covering the entire room until it was nothing but blood.
"SOMEONE SHOOT ME!" Roy cried and decided he might as well just go and take a shower.
Just then Ness walked in and screamed.
"MY FAVORITE BAT!" he cried. "MY FAVORITE BAT HAS BEEN STAINED WITH BLOOD! OH NO!"
Everyone rushed in and saw the scene then using their brilliant detective skills decided that Ness must have done it and threw Mewtwo's body into a sausage maker.
Peach had come down to see the scene.
"YOU WLL BE HELD UNDER TRIAL TOMORROW! UNTIL THEN YOU ARE FREE!"
Just then a thought appeared in Samus's head… who made Peach the leader anyways.
Samus shot her gun in the air triumphantly and then as she went to speak a light fixture landed on her.
"Oh well" Everyone shrugged and then went to watch TV.
"WAIT!"
"CRUD WE'RE DOING IT AGAIN!"
Everyone decided not to care and they went back to watching TV.
It was on MTV's top 20 rock countdown and had reached 4 when it showed… FINGERS IN OUR SOUP! They were singing their now popular song I love you not.
It sounded like a ton of screams and slams against a wall as a the drums, crappy voices singing, no clue where the Bass guitar had gone, and the main guitarist couldn't play worth jack… they even thought they heard a dog barking here or there.
When it was done the Speaker was obviously pretending to be happy.
"WELL! Great song by Fingers in our Soup! Next is the…"
Gannondorf switched the channel to Comedy Central where the Daily show started cracking crappy jokes and then invited a reincarnated form of Stalin to talk about something obviously no one else cared about.'
Then they decided to go to Cartoon Network where Scooby Doo had been following a trail of drugs VERY carefully before collapsing to the ground in a high.
Finally they decided that Digrassi was the best thing for them to watch.
It was about some kid who's dad beat him and then said school was important, the kid cried, he couldn't take it any more, so he jumped… into the pool naked and laughed Hysterically before the cops came and dragged him off as he screamed in the pain being naked and dragged at the same time gave.
It was 11:00 pm so they decided it was time to go to bed… they left for their rooms making sure not to lock them at all…
Then they realized no one had eaten so they all ran downstairs ate and ran back to bed… the day was complete… they just had to hope everything would be fine in the morning seeing as they refused to lock the doors.
YAY!
Well the death of Conan was fun enough even though no one watches the show…
And me and my friend had a large discussion where the Fingers in our Soup idea came from… along with a GREAT new idea for a story… I'm working on It now…ish
DEATH LIST:
MARTH
MR. G&W
LINK
PICHU
BOWSER
Y. LINK
C. FALCON
MEWTWO
R&PTR READ AND PRETEND TO REVIEW!
Ohh thanks to peeps who made me think I might care some day…