The Scary Days!
Chapter 5! The Spirits of the Kazzjaf
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Ah I love parodying anything in sight… including horrors… my dad got pissed when he heard I made a humor/horror ANYTHING… he says its not funny and I'm falling to the devil… hahaha fuck you dad… BAD WORD! NEVER DO THAT AGAIN!
REEL BIG FISH!
The next day they woke up to Ness's screams… when Mario ran to see what was happening a three headed dog was sitting on Ness's screaming body…
"MAMA MIA!" Mario screamed and his mama ran in and killed the beast waiting until right after it killed Ness to finish it.
"Well I guess it wasn't Ness then was it…" Mario said as everyone else came out of their rooms to see what happened…
"Oh it can still be Ness!" Roy yelled looking around nervously, "If it was Ness then there wont be any more deaths!" He said vowing to make sure no one else died.
"Oh… ummm" Peach looked around sadly "Well the Killer might still be here… unless Ness knew he would get caught and killed himself first.
"THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED I KNOW IT!" Roy screamed waiving his sword in the air.
So they all agreed that's what happened and Peach just went to her room crying.
"LETS ALL HAVE A PARTY!" Samus screamed and shot a blast up in celebration when a light fixture landed on her.
The rest just shrugged and went down to watch TV.
DK turned the channel to G4TV and they watched VIDEO GAME VIXENS!
It was mostly guys cracking cheap jokes and running around when they voted on the BEST LOOKING OGRE GIRL!
Gannondorf ripped the remote out of DK's hands and turned it to ABC family… Who's Line is it Anyway was on a marathon as Wayne Brady danced around and made a bald joke at Collin… Collin pulled a gun and shot Wayne in the face as screams were heard… Collin then shot Drew Carry but his fat stopped the bullet before it hit anything vital.
"You're that fat?" Collin screamed.
They all sat there and started laughing their heads off.
Then Jigglypuff turned to Cartoon Network as Pokemon was on…
Ash and Misty were looking all over for their lost Pokemon when some weird moral popped up and everyone smiled… then anime sweat dropped… just then Team Rocket got a brilliant idea… they pulled out guns and mowed them all down and took their Pokemon… simple… then they shot all the police Pokemon that came at them… then they shot each other in all the fun.
Pikachu watched the event in horror… then laughed cause his evil captor was finally gone.
Mario slapped Jigglypuff and took the remote turning it to Nickalsomethingian… Rugrats, all grown up came on and Tommy sat there with a bong looking stoned.
Then since I don't want to say anyone took the remote from anyone anymore they all turned it to MTV and watched Bam start messing with his parents… he did a trick where he jumped off a balcony and his parents screamed… then ran over and he was hanging by a bungee rope.
"HAHAHA!"
Just then Phil took the rope and cut it causing Bam to fall to his death.
They changed it to Comedy Central and watched South Park… why should I tell you what happens on it… oh fine Kenny hung himself and everyone went crazy about back flips.
Dr. Mario went up to check on his scientific crap in the lab… when he went up their he saw Marth's ghost sitting there staring at nothingness looking dramatic.
"Umm what the crud are you doing?" Dr. Mario asked.
Marth shifted to a new dramatic pose flinging his hair around when he said… "Kazzjaf"
Then Marth started making weird ghostly noises and disappeared.
"Umm okay then…"
He went and told Peach and she called a meeting in the great hall.
"DR. MARIO HAS SEEN A GHOST!"
Everyone made mumbling noises and shifted around.
"THE LAB IS HAUNTED! BUT I THINK I WILL ATTEMPT TO SLEEP THERE TONIGHT!" Peach yelled.
Then Samus ran up and shot her blast into the air to get everyone's attention.
"LOOK WHAT WE NEE…" a light fixture landed on her.
"wait isn't that more light fixtures than humanly possible to fit into mini mansion!" Mario asked… but they had slipped into the twilight zone… and logic was no longer a factor.
Everything went black and white when a guy walked up.
"The ghosts of Kazzjaf… and what about the…" but then a light fixture landed on him.
The delivery man walked in to get an audience.
"AND IM OFF!" he screamed and accidentally poked his eye out with the mashed potatoes… which takes skill… then just disappeared into thin air cause I'm sick of him.
So Peach went upstairs with a sleeping bag even though it was only 12:00.
Everyone else went to watch TV.
Except Nana and Popo who were doing back flips… suddenly Popo cracked his head against Roy's sword as he walked in.
Nana looked at her dead partner and cried before exploding.
Roy realized what he had done and screamed running back into his room pretending to be on fan fiction dot net reading stories.
Then Yoshi walked into the room, saw the body, and screamed…
Everyone ran into the room and noticed the body… Mario stood in front of it all.
"OK EVERYONE! YOSHI, FOX, SAMUS, FALCO, AND LUIGI WILL INVESTIGATE!"
Then Peach decided to get back to the lab.
Mario started reading his Harry Potter book… "AH YES! EVERYONE SNOGGED THEIR FRIENDS AND THE SNOG OF THE DAY GOES TO YOU RON AND SNOG SNOG SNOG!"
Yoshi, Fox, Samus, Falco, and Luigi all sat in the kitchen staring at the blood splatters.
Everyone else watched TV.
Kirby then turned to Jigglypuff…
"This may be our last time together…" Kirby started crying… then he and Jigglypuff tried to hug but couldn't and Kirby ended up pulling a muscle.
It was now 1:00 pm
YAY!
Oh and I think it will end with the last 4 escaping but I wont tell you who they are!
Actually I stole that statement from a story I made fun of in here… Monsters, Mansions, and Death
Oh that's fun and all but now its time for the…
DEATH LIST:
MARTH
MR. G&W
LINK
PICHU
BOWSER
Y. LINK
C. FALCON
MEWTWO
NESS
ICE CLIMBERS
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