The Scary Days!
Chapter 6! The Third Floor!
Disclaimer: I don't even own this chapter name… I stole it… I'm sorry… but this is just the perfect thing to parody at the moment… I DON'T OWN ANY OF THIS! Seriously I own less than you think I might…
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Well I already gave them away… how about a nice little bottle of sand… how's that…
Oh can I have some beer?… NO?… what's so bad about a 14 year old freak drinking beer?… oh…
Oh I feel so bad for having used a bad word last chapter… I'm sorry… NOT!… oh man why do peeps have to be so offended about things that don't even concern them… like when a white guy gets mad at two blacks calling each other niggas… which was on Comedy Central so I can't get in trouble… or can I? OH CRUD!
REEL BIG FISH! Are you sick of that… cause they still pwn… I REALLY need to shut up… but as long as there are ignorant peeps that think Green Day is the best they must hear the word… that Reel Big Fish pwns Green Day… oh well…
So everyone decided to have yet another stupid meeting… it was 2:00 pm and I wont tell you what happened in that hour you didn't see… so ha.
"OK EVERYONE! THERE HAVE BEEN LESS DEATHS ON THE THIRD FLOOR THAN ANYWHERE ELSE! SO LETS ESCAPE THE MANSION FROM THERE!" Mario yelled.
Just then Yoshi who was outside eating random people came inside via the back door.
"What's going on here?" He asked
"Oh we plan on escaping this deadly mansion using a trap door on the third floor" Pikachu said.
"OK IM IN! IM SICK OF BEING STUCK HERE!"
Before they could leave Peach insisted on a nap time… in the basement… with all the lights out…
So they took an hour long nap…
Then they woke up…
Then they forgot what they were doing and went back to watching TV… except Roy and DK who were playing ping pong. The problem was that Roy was playing ping pong with his sword…
"TAKE THIS!" Roy screamed and swung his sword really hard loosing his grip and launching it into DK's eye.
"OK THAT IS IT!" Roy stepped back and started taking deep breaths… "I will not go near anyone alone again…"
Just then a female vampire came out of some random coffin.
"I WILL SUCK YOUR BLOOD!" she screamed.
He started to run when she trapped him.
"OH! But I cant… I have fallen in love with you my dear Roy… I will live off of donated blood from now on… ah my dear Roy… I love you… so very much…"
Just then 10 more vampires broke through the window well and pointed at the chick.
"WHATS WRONG WITH YOU! You were supposed to kill him to fulfill the prophecy of the Kazzjaf! Then as all things come together the Spirits will unite using the ancient weapons of the light and…" the leader started ranting.
But the girl who as it turns out was named Alexia flew at the leader and they started fighting… Roy who was extremely scared ran back upstairs. The vampires tried to follow but ran into the light and exploded instantly.
"I don't want to know what just happened…" Yoshi said and they got to watching TV.
X-Play was on as they reviewed Mario Accountancy and Final Fantasy XXMCXMXXVIMXCMXXMCVI
They decided they would rather watch MTV2... Pimp My Ride was on and they took a hot wheel and added so much stuff to it, it turned INTO a full sized limo… when the owner got back he fainted… then got run over by the guys when they decided they would rather have the car then give it away.
Not watching TV was Fox and Falco… Fox had started drinking after the loss of his dear friend Falco.
"BUT FOX! IM NOT DEAD!" Falco protested watching Fox start hiccupping and crying and vomiting and any other form of mess making in the kitchen.
Just then Yoshi went downstairs to get a soda when he saw DK's dead body.
"AWAWAWAWA!" Yoshi screamed but since no one knew what that meant he waited and then decided to do a normal scream.
Everyone went downstairs and saw the dead body. With Roy's sword still stuck in his eye.
"WHO COULD HAVE DONE SUCH A THING!" Samus yelled shooting her blast into the air in protest… there were no light fixtures down here so she couldn't get hit by one. Suddenly a falling window hit her and she fell over confused.
"THAT'S IT! WE NEED TO ESCAPE NOW!" they yelled and then realized what they had done.
"NOOO!"
"Oh what the hell"
Then Fox fell over with alcohol poisoning and died.
"THE GHOSTS ARE TAKING OVER!" Peach screamed "YOU ALL RUN I'LL HOLD THEM OFF!"
So everyone ran up to the third floor… except Peach who just sat their stupidly… waiting… waiting… bleh.
At the third floor they reached the trap door and were on the roof… looking down at the ground below.
"SCREW THIS I'M JUMPING!" Kirby yelled and jumped… then splattered into the ground below.
Everyone looked around… then went back to the mansion.
Peach decided she would sleep on the roof tonight early (it was now 6:00... I know time passes fast when you have so much fun).
The rest of the Smashers watched TV… except Gannondorf who had found Y. Links Lon Lon Milk…
"THIS MUST BE HOW THAT LITTLE BRAT ALWAYS DEFEATS ME!" Gannondorf yelled and then took a sip. But the Lon Lon Milk turned out to be moldy and old and Gannondorf just screamed and fell over.
When Zelda walked in on the sight she screamed and the 12 remaining Smashers… minus Peach who was on the roof… came running in.
"Oh screw this" they all said sick of running here and there… they just went back to watching TV.
BLEH!
BLOH!
BLAH!
BLIH!
BLUH!
BLYH!
Ok now for the death list!
MARTH
MR. G&W
LINK
PICHU
BOWSER
Y. LINK
C. FALCON
MEWTWO
NESS
ICE CLIMBERS
DK
FOX
GANNONDORF
Ok R&R… no I'm not in the mood for something funny… you know what… ima shoot you if you don't hurry and review… I'm then gonna call my thug friends over… man I wish I had a thug friend… bye