The Scary Days!
Chapter 7! The Ring!
Dis: you suck
Claimer: I CALL SHOTGUN!
Disclaimer: I do not own sucking or shotgun… I do not own the ring… I do not own the fact that the TV bill is so high… I do own hair… ugly hair that makes little babies cry.
REVIEWS:
razzkat: hey don't cry… people always die in my stories… Fox and Mewtwo are still alive in your SSBM and therefore you can have a hay day… what is a hay day… its that special day you go shovel hay into a cow… ew!
Fang Palmtree: yes that is true… but who cares… these peeps are RICH!
GOLD STARS:
Fang Palmtree: you can have 13 cause you gave me a cool idea… ish
razzkat: you can have 6 cause you review me a lot… ish
REEL BIG FISH! PWN YOU! YEA!
THE ALIVE LIST!
FALCO
SAMUS
NESS
ZELDA
MARIO
PEACH
LUIGI
DR. MARIO
PIKACHU
JIGGLYPUFF
YOSHI
It was 7:00 pm and everyone was watching TV.
Just then the mailman ran through the back door and started chucking mail
"HERES MAIL FOR YOU! AND YOU! AND YOU! AND YOU!"
Peach ran downstairs to get her mail and was hit over the head with a tape… it was labeled 'the ring… for Peach Toadstool… the retard'
Roy had been flooded with fan mail and started screaming as he read some of it.
"Roses are red… Your balls are blue… Come here right now… OR I WILL KILL YOU!" Roy read aloud creped out.
"DIDN'T THEY ALL KILL THEMSELVES IN THAT ANIME FREAK MASS SUICIDE!" he screamed and ran in circles.
"Hey Peach… what's that tape you got?" Samus asked.
"OH! EVERYBODY LISTEN CLOSELY!"
Everyone immediately stopped what they were doing and formed a circle around Peach… the Mailman did a back flip out the window and landed on his neck… this did not kill him however and he drove off…
"OK… long long ago… there was a cabin… at this cabin there was a movie… in this movie there was a ring… all who watched it ended up dead in 7 days… I found this tape… now I am going to watch it to see if the rumors are true!"
Everyone nodded ignorant to the fact she was about to kill everyone in the room.
They sat down on the overly large couch and Peach plopped the tape into the VCR… just then a scream was heard from Samus.
"THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! 5,680 DOLLARS THIS MONTH FOR TV! HOW COULD THEY!" She shot her cannon up in protest and a light fixture landed on her.
The other 10 all watched the screen…
A ring popped up… a ring of fire… then a lighthouse… then a girl doing back flips in front of a mirror… she messed up and landed on her neck… her head fell off and she stumbled around looking for it… then a ladder fell over and landed on the girl… she started screaming… the ring popped up again and suddenly opened showing the girl doing back flips… then it was over.
"Umm what the hell…" Mario said.
Just then the phone started ringing…
Peach walked to it excited and picked it up… it was a bill collector.
"Hello we're here to remind you that a bill of $5,680 is due by next Tuesday… that will be in 6 days"
"Oh… umm ok then…" Peach said sadly and hung up.
"WHAT WAS IT!" Everyone screamed.
"A bill collector…" Peach answered.
"WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!" everyone screamed and ran in circles.
Then another phone call came… Peach looked at it for a while for dramatic effect… the ringing kept up… Peach looked at it longer building up the tension… then the answering machine came on.
"HI THIS IS THE SMASHER MANSION! PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE AFTER THE BEEP! AND WE WILL DO OUR BEST TO RETURN YOUR CALL!" Peach shrieked out from the answering machine.
Peach hurried and answered the phone.
"Sorry about that!…"
"SEVEN DAYS!" some creepy voice said on the phone.
"AH THAT'S NO FUN! I COULD FIND AND KILL YOU IN SEVEN DAYS!" Peach said.
"YEA RIGHT!" the voice protested.
"HA! YOU'RE JUST SCARED OF ME AND HOPE SOMETHING ELSE GETS ME IN SEVEN DAYS!"
"SHUT UP! YOU'RE VOICE IS DRIVING ME CRAZY!"
"HA HAH HAHE HEHEHEHE HEE HEE TEE HEE!" Peach was screaming dancing around as everyone looked at her weird.
"OK THAT'S IT! YOU'RE VOICE SCARES ME MORE THAN I SCARE MY VICTEMS! I'M PUTTING AN END TO THIS NOW!" and the phone hung up.
"Sheesh! What was his deal!" Peach said winking.
Suddenly the TV started itself and everything went fuzzy.
"AHH!" everyone screamed…
"NOT AGAIN!"
"OK THAT IS IT!"
"MEH!"
"they were all confused at the fact that they kept saying things all at the same time"
"DAMN!"
Just then a moldy seaweed covered girl started walking at them from the TV.
She came out of the TV and looked at the 11 people who really didn't care…
"WHO'S VOICE WAS THAT ON THE PHONE!"
Peach raised her hand jumping up and down.
"OK I WILL KILL ONLY YOU… I DON'T KNOW HOW THE REST OF YOU CAN PUT UP WITH THIS FREAK!"
Just then Mario stood in front of Peach.
"I CAN NOT ALLOW YOU TO HARM MY PRINCESS!" He cried… literally crying.
The moldy chick started walking towards them… they watched petrified…
They got hungry waiting and went to the kitchen to get something to eat.
They all went back to the TV room and got in their positions.
The moldy chick was about 29 feet away… they got tired and set out some sleeping bags and went to sleep.
The next morning the moldy chick was about 4 feet away… Samus looked around and shot her cannon up in the air defiantly.
"LETS JUST KILL…" a light fixture landed on her.
The moldy chick was making her way towards them… it was 7:35 am… they all went and got some breakfast.
When they made it back to their positions at 8:00 the moldy chick was still 4 feet away… coming closer… coming closer.
Then Samus just aimed her blaster at the moldy chick and shot a missile.
The missile was 9 feet away from the moldy chick… now 8... Now 7...
The moldy chick tried to dodge away… but wasn't fast enough.
4... 3... 2... 1...
"NO! AH! OH CRUD!" were the moldy chicks last words as she was blown to bits.
"YAY!" everyone screamed except for Peach.
Then they all went to watch TV… except Mario who was reading his Harry Potter book.
"YAY FOR THE GRIFFINDOR QUIDICH TEAM! I NEVER EXPECTED THEM TO WIN IN THIS BOOK!"
YAY!
Oh wait… no deaths? Well yeah because even these Smashers aren't stupid enough to get killed by what is the wimpiest villain of all time…
I'm killing the Death list for the alive list because now less peeps are alive then dead… how sad…
R&LSD… Read and Love Something Dirty
Ok bye now