The Scary Days!
Chapter 8! Weirdo Thingies of Darkness!
Disclaimer: Do you really think I would bother with you scum if I owned SSBM! Oh? Really? SHUT UP!
REVIEWS:
Thanks for nothing… I'm not bothering to look at the reviews as I type this but thanks anyway hoes… ok fine I checked and I don't like what I see… IS DEATH ALL YOU THINK ABOUT! Oh… ME TOO! Wow… well sorry, more will die this time.
GOLD STARS:
NO ONE GETS ANY!… ok fine I will take 35 for myself
REEL BIG FISH! PWN YOU! STILL! SO HA!
THE ALIVE LIST!
FALCO
SAMUS
NESS
ZELDA
MARIO
PEACH
LUIGI
DR. MARIO
PIKACHU
JIGGLYPUFF
YOSHI
It was 8:30 am and most peeps were watching early morning cartoons!
"BUT SONIC! I CANT LET YOU GO!" Amy screamed… she was holding onto his arms as he tried running. Suddenly he used a burst of speed and Amy ended up ripping Sonics arms off.
"OH NO! SONIC?… SONIC! NO!" Amy cried and then killed herself Juliet style.
"Aren't these KIDS cartoons?" Falco asked as Ness started crying.
Zelda walked in the kitchen where Roy was drinking some alcohol.
"Are you even old enough for that?" she asked.
"SH-SHUTUP! I-I CAN DO WH-WHAT I WANT!" Roy said stumbling around.
Just then Zelda lit a match and took a deep breath… why she lit this match… no one knows.
"Roy… I… love you"
Roy who was in the middle of drinking spewed his drink out everywhere causing the match to explode killing Zelda instantly.
"WHAT? Oh crap…"
Roy stumbled out of the room after smashing the bottle of alcohol over his head.
Pikachu walked into the room to get some alcohol and noticed it had been smashed.
"OH NO! SOMEONE HELP! PLEASE! WHY! Oh and Zelda's dead too"
Everyone except Mario ran in to see the dead body… and smashed bottle.
"NO! WHY! WE WANT ALCOHOL! Oh dang how sad Zelda…" everyone said ignoring each other.
Just then Mario ran in smoking and coughing.
"Trouble… coming… run… crap… no… alcohol" Mario said and then died.
A strange garble of words came out as everyone yelled something at the same time… then looked at each other.
"YES!" they all cried.
"CRAP!"
NO!"
"WELL!" Peach said in her ever-creepy voice. "I GUESS WE NEED TO STAY RIGHT HERE AND ACT LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED!"
So it was now 10:00 am and everyone left went off and watched TV!
They tuned it to Spike TV and watched MXC as peeps started trying to jump across stones… then one slipped and landed on one with her neck… she started bouncing across the rocks with her neck and reached the other side limp and lifeless.
"WOW THAT'S OUR MXC IMPACT REPLAY!" and they showed it again laughing their asses off.
They changed the channel to MTV!
They were about to play a song when MTV news came on.
"EMENEM! HE SANG A SONG SAYING HE DOESN'T LIKE BUSH! THAT'S ONE VOTE FOR KARRY FROM MICHIGAN!"
"Hasn't election day been over for like 8 months or something?" Ness asked.
Everyone decided they didn't care and switched the channel.
They went to Comedy Central where Blue Collar TV was on.
"RED NECK! OOH! AHH! REDNECKIAN!" Jeff Foxworthy said and everyone laughed hysterically.
They immediately switched to Cartoon Network where DBZ was playing.
"You attacked me when I was young… but you didn't know I would one day come back to get you for it… I trained every blah blah so now blah blah blah kazzjaf blah blah I found 2 dragon balls then and went to attack blah blah blah and so now you think you can defeat me when blah blah blah prepare to die because you are no match for me blah blah blah blah" some weird blobby dude said and grinned then the episode was over.
"WOW! SO ACTION PACKED!" Yoshi yelled.
They then tuned to Nick and watched Spongebob start laughing and running around Squidward so Squidward pulled a gun and killed him.
"HAHAHA YOU LITTLE PRICK WHAT NOW!" he yelled and hid Spongebob's dead body in the closet.
Just then some weird dark things broke down the door.
"KAZZJAF!" they screamed and charged.
Falco shot at them but his blaster was at its lowest power and he had to charge it up while wondering why he had even put it at a low setting…
Dr. Mario threw a pill at one making it bigger… so Dr. Mario threw another pill and the dark guy was even bigger…
Samus shot up at the giant Dark thing but missed and caused a giant light fixture to land on her.
Everyone was fighting now… but it was no hope… there were just too many people… Yoshi then decided to eat them all and made like one hundred eggs… which everyone ate for lunch.
"Wow that ended fast" Ness commented.
But no one loves Ness at the SSBM mansion so no one bothered to respond.
It was now 12:30 pm (I know time just flies right by in this place). They decided they would watch some TV.
They watched HSN…
"HI! WE'RE SELLING YOU THIS LOVELY DEAD RAT!" this weird looking girl said smiling so brightly that the glare got in her companions eyes and he was blinded.
"AH IT BURNS! OW! GET IT OUT! AH!" he screamed and went running around the set before crashing into a camera… little fires started everywhere and flaming people started running around, skin melting off of the body.
"We are closed for technical difficulty… sorry" the screen said… black.
Peach then went upstairs and saw Marth once again posing dramatically… she sat there building up dramatic tension.
"Hello?" Peach said. "What is the deeper meaning?"
Marth then turned his head fliping his hair around dramatically… he faced her slowly.
"Kazzjaf…" he began.
"Yea?" Peach said excitedly.
Marth sat there with a sad look in his eyes.
Peach stared at Marth…
They sat like this until he disappeared.
Peach then forgot what happened and then accidentally opened all of Dr. Mario's freezer things.
Every victim had been stuck in these freezers and preserved but were now visible to Peach… it all came together now… everything fit… she had to go confront him one on one… she knew what Kazzjaf meant… and Dr. Mario was the key…
She ran down the stairs when she tripped and went rolling down the stairs screaming.
Dr. Mario went to help her when she slapped his hands out of her way and pointed at him looking terrified.
"YOU ARE THE KAZZJAF!" she yelled.
DUN DUN DUN!
Is it a plot!… no… oh well…
Who died this chappy?
Zelda…
Mario…
Oh wow…
Well that makes up for last chapters lack of death right?
Oh well… at least you liked it… WHAT?
Oh well…
R&R… what cant I do it right for once… oh? Oh fine! R&L READ AND LOOSE!
HAHAHA!
See if I even care…
Oh and in case you care... (and i know you do) i am holding SSBM ADVERTISEMENTS for like... 1 day most likely... cause i want to go to bed now... and so you dont get your fun update... how sad...