The Scary Days!
Chapter 9! Snore Reduction!
Disclaimer: I don't own any of this stuff… the really sad part is I don't even own China… oh wait…
REVIEWS:
Ummm ya… you like Kazzjaf…. SO DO I!… oh and don't worry I am immune to sledge… so a sledge hammer will not work… so that's fine…
GOLD STARS:
RAZZKAT GETS 12 CAUSE HE LIKES KAZZJAF!
Reel Big Fish, Ska Punk, We're Not Happy 'Till You're Not Happy, PWNAGE
THE ALIVE LIST!
FALCO
SAMUS
NESS
PEACH
LUIGI
DR. MARIO
PIKACHU
JIGGLYPUFF
YOSHI
ROY
It was 1:00 pm in the Smasher mansion… and Peach was confronting Dr. Mario at the bottom of the stairs into the lab.
"YOU ARE THE KAZZJAF!" Peach screamed.
"Peach… Kazzjaf is a kind of snore reduction pill!" Dr. Mario yelled.
"YOU ARE THE SNORE REDUCER!" Peach screamed.
"Peach I think you need to get some rest… now" Dr. Mario yelled.
All this crazy noise caused everyone to run up and see what was happening… Samus immediately shot her cannon into the air to shut everyone up.
"LOOK WE ALL JUST NEED TO…" a light fixture landed on her.
Peach pointed at Samus.
"SHE HAS BEEN CURSED BY THE KAZZJAF!"
Dr. Mario chained Peach into her room… then everyone went downstairs to watch TV… Ness made a quick stop in his room.
They watched Case Closed… but ever since the main characters had died in the mansion it was nothing but random screen shots in an anime city… VERY boring.
Then Ness came walking in with red white and blue clothes everywhere… Uncle Sam hat… Flag cape… and he was waving a little plastic American flag…
"Ness what are you wearing!" Roy yelled.
"I AM ALL AMERICAN!" Ness yelled waiving his plastic flag everywhere.
Dr. Mario took a look at the flag… it read "made in China" He just looked at Ness.
"Yes you sure are All-American…"
"WHAT IS THIS 'AMERICA' I HEAR OF!" Roy yelled.
"You LIVE in America… we are in America right now…" Dr. Mario said.
"STOP BEING SUCH A SMARTY PANTS 'DOCTOR!'" Ness yelled.
"YEA!" everyone said at once… then just started screaming.
Roy went into the kitchen to get something to eat… as he ate some cold pizza Yoshi came walking in.
"Hey can I have some?" Yoshi asked.
"NO! ITS ALL MINE!" Roy yelled and cuddled with the pizza.
"GIVE ME PIZZA!" Yoshi screamed and launched his tongue out at Roy… but he missed and split his tongue on Roy's sword.
"AWAWAWAWA" Yoshi screamed before dieing… no one knows what that means though so no one came running.
Roy looked around scared and ran up to his room pretending to write a story named The Scary Days.
It was 3:00 pm when Jigglypuff walked in and saw the dead Yoshi laying on the floor…
"ARG!" Jigglypuff screamed… but everyone just though she was playing pirates so they ignored her.
"THERE IS A DEAD BODY IN THIS ROOM!" Jigglypuff screamed but everyone thought she was playing detective so no one came running.
"I THINK SSBM IS A BORING GAME!" Jigglypuff yelled feeling desperate.
Everyone came charging in with their might…
"HOW DARE YOU!" they all screamed and ignoring the dead body… popped Jigglypuff and went back to watch TV.
As they sat there Dr. Mario turned to Ness in his All-American glory.
"Why are you being so patriotic… YOU'RE MADE IN JAPAN!"
"Oh so just because I wasn't born here you think that gives you the right to racially profile! YOU RACIST SCUM! YOU MAKE THIS GREAT COUNTRY OF OURS WEAK!" Ness yelled as he stood up looking at nothing being dramatic.
"I'm Japanese too ya know" Dr. Mario said.
"NO YOU! ARE ITALIAN! AND YOU THINK THAT MAKES YOU BETTER THAN ME!"
Dr. Mario just gave up on Ness and turned back to TV.
They watched Weakest Link.
"AND TAMIYAMIHOMESTAR IS THE WEAKEST LINK!" the host yells.
"BUT WE HAVEN'T EVEN VOTED YET!" He screamed before getting launched off.
Roy came walking down with a fake grin on his face.
"WHAT DID I MISS!"
"Oh Jigglypuff said SSBM wasn't a fun game so we killed her… nothing else" Everyone said together.
Roy ran into the kitchen and spat on Jigglypuff's dead body then ran.
They turned the channel to the Andy Milinokis show… he started running in circles in the street fake screaming when someone from an apartment threw his knifes at Andy slicing him up… then all the people on the street saw his dead body.
"FOOD!" they yelled and dove onto the dead kid.
They turned to Adult swim where Inuyasha was on.
"INUYASHA YOU LET ME HOME! INUYASHA SIT! MWAHAHAHA YOU GOT SITTED! OH AND AGAIN! INUYASHA IM GOING TO GO TAKE A BATH REAL CLOSE FOR NO REASON YOU CANT COME WITHIN 500 FEET! SIT! HAHA! BLEH!…" Kagome was screaming her head off.
"WILL YOU SHUTUP WENCH!" Inuyasha screamed pushing her away after she sat him for the hundredth time.
"YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND ME WHY MUST YOU BE SO HEARTLESS YOU DOLT! ARG!" Kagome screamed and it turned out she had rabies.
Then the credits started rolling and everyone was looking into the distance dramatically.
"TIME FOR BED!" Peach screamed from upstairs.
"YES MOM!" everyone yelled… even though it was 5:00 pm… and we still don't know how Adult swim was on by then… maybe cause the ratings on their daytime shows dropped due to being… less… good… SUCKING!
So everyone went upstairs and followed Peaches orders even though she was chained to her bed in her room… and she never ordered them to unchain her…
Everyone went to bed… then they woke up… then it was 12:00 am so they went to bed… then they woke up…
It was 6:00 am and NickNite was still on… and they were all wearing what they wore yesterday…
They never watched NickNite but they still knew it was still on at six in the morning.
Samus and Falco were kissing not-so-passionately… because Peach ordered them to right in front of her… then Samus got I strange idea… why in the hell am I kissing Falco in front of Peach… oh yea cause I want to…
Then Falco got a strange idea… why in the hell am I kissing Samus in front of Peach… so Falco broke the kiss and left… leaving a not caring Peach and a Caring Samus… then Samus tried to shoot herself but ended up shooting a light fixture and knocking herself out…
"THERES BEEN ANOTHER MURDER!" Peach screamed and everyone went rushing into her room.
"SAMUS HAS BEEN MURDERED!" Peach cried and Ness walked up to her breathing body.
"Actually she's still perfectly fine…" Ness said when Roy tripped lodging his sword into the dead Samus… then ran before anyone even noticed what happened.
"Oh never mind she died" Ness said and went back to the rather small crowd.
Luigi then jumped up and rose his hand valiantly…
"WE ARE THE LAST! THE LAST OF THREE!" Luigi screamed.
"Where'd you get that from?" Pikachu asked.
"Dunno it just came to me…"
So then everyone went back to sleep even though its now like 7:00 am…
Ness decided some snore reducer wouldn't hurt and so he took some Kazzjaf from Dr. Mario and ate a pill… then coughed up blood and died.
"DAMNIT DON'T YOU READ THE COMMERCIALS!" Dr. Mario screamed. "ITS NOT INTENDED FOR KIDS UNDER 16 WHO WEIGH LESS THAN 200 POUNDS!"
The scream woke everyone up and they all decided they needed to leave the mansion before any more deaths could occur… then they realized that Ness had died earlier in the story and wondered how the crud he could have come back like that… then just shrugged and left.
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He walked up to a curtain… a voice came from behind…
"THE KAZZJAF IS COMPLETE! SOON NESS AND ALL THE OTHERS WILL REINCARNATE AS ZOMBIES! AND NOTHING WILL STOP MY PLAN!"
"Yes master" he said and left limping… then just fell over and popped… then the voice behind the curtain coughed and all was black… then Dr. Mario turned off the TV and decided they might as well start on the escape attempt.
WOW NESS DIED TWICE!
SO DID YOSHI! (ha ha)
AND JIGGLYPUFF!
AND SAMUS!
And I am really disappointed you guys didn't pick up on Ness being brought back to life… maybe I don't even care! Ooh!
Only 6 remain…
FALCO
LUIGI
DR. MARIO
PEACH
PIKACHU
ROY
R&LMAO… Read and Lose My Awesome Ocarina…