The Scary Days!
Chapter 10! Escape!
Disclaimer: I don't own the sweet feel of freedom… or sweet potato pie… or sweet little baby girls… but I have eaten all three…
REVIEWS:
Read mine for some fun… stuff…
ANIME FREAK!: O.o since when did anime freaks like my stuff… seeing as how I killed like 300,000 of you guys… OH WELL!… I'm going to sell out completely to the conformism of non-conformists and say ok whatever… (oh that's fine do what ya want… glad ya like it!)... shut up...I like Gorillaz too! but i happen to hate most of anime... no clue why, I just do OH but Case Closed is awsome!
GOLD STARS:
YOU CAN ALL HAVE 24! CAUSE I AM 25 AND 25 IS PERFECTION!
REEL BIG… oh crap I forgot… I'm listening to them right now either way…
THE ALIVE LIST!
FALCO
PEACH
LUIGI
DR. MARIO
PIKACHU
ROY
"OK EVERYONE! THIS WILL BE A VERY DANGEROUS TASK! AND MANY OF US MAY DIE! SO I WILL BE NOBLE AND TAKE POINT!" Peach yelled as the other 5 nodded.
They set off for the back door… they made it into the kitchen… then to the back room… they were right there… everything was in slow-mo…
"NOO!" Luigi screamed and dove in front of Dr. Mario… then crashed into the wall and cracked his neck.
"WHY!" Dr. Mario screamed looking into the air dramatically.
Then Pikachu tripped in slow-mo and crashed into the floor.
"GO ON WITHOUT ME!" He screamed.
"I CANT LET THESE PEOPLE DIE!" Peach cried and ran to the 3 guys.
Roy and Falco dove for the door but they crashed into it at the same time… and got stuck.
"ARG! HELP US!" Falco screamed.
Roy looked around desperate… then sliced Falco in half and slid through the door.
"NO! WHY! THEY GOT FALCO!" Roy screamed and the scene spun around in the air dramatically.
"OK! WE MADE IT! AND ONLY 2 OF US DIED!" Dr. Mario said throwing a pill into the air and trying to catch it. He ended up slapping it at Pikachu… it landed in Pikachu's mouth and caused him to choke to death.
"MAKE THAT 3!"
"Umm now what…" Roy asked.
"ONE OF US MUST BE THE KAZZJAF!" Peach screamed.
"FOR THE LAST TIME KAZZJAF IS A SNORE REDUCER!" Dr. Mario screamed.
So they got bored and went back into the mansion… THEY WATCHED TV!
Everywhere they went it was another advertisement… they tried every channel! They finally got to watch South Park… but the minute Cartman said "SHIT!" the advertisements started.
"NO!" they all screamed and cried and then realized they were supposed to escape the mansion.
"Well… we cant use the SSB SUV cause DK crashed it… the phone got knocked out in that weird person rain… WHAT WILL WE EVER DO!" Peach screamed.
"Well… the deliveryman left his van here…" Roy said.
"LETS GO!" Dr. Mario shouted and jumped out the window… so the others followed and they made it to the van.
"CAN I TAKE ONE LAST SHOWER BEFORE WE LEAVE!" Peach asked… "ALONE!"
"Oh whatever… FINE!" Dr. Mario said and they waited by the van… and they waited… and they waited…
"You know what… screw her lets go…" Roy said.
"YOU MUST BE THE KILLER!" Dr. Mario yelled and pointed at Roy.
"Why… its not like you like her or anything…"
"Well yea… BUT YOU KILLED MARIO AND LUIGI!"
"Umm actually I didn't kill them… I didn't kill anyone… I'm just saying we might want to leave before ALL of us die…" Roy said sounding nervous.
"I CANT LET YOU GET AWAY WITH THIS!" Dr. Mario screamed and threw a pill at Roy… it just bounced off his head.
"DUDE! THAT F-ING HURT! WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM! OW!" Roy yelled holding his head which now had a strange red mark on it.
"Ya know… Being hurt is like being drunk… it shows who you REALLY are!" Dr. Mario screamed… Roy just stopped what he was doing and started laughing his head off.
"HAHAHA! DUDE! BEING DRUNK BRINGS OUT PART OF YOU THAT ISNT YOU! YOU'RE A DOCTOR! WHATS YOUR PROBLEM MORON!" Roy laughed and started rolling on the ground.
Dr. Mario realized what he had said and just shrugged then threw more pills at Roy.
"OW! OW! OW! STOP IT ALREADY! ARG! OK THAT'S IT!" Roy yelled and sliced Dr. Mario's head off…
Just then Peach walked out and saw what had happened.
"NO!" she screamed giving herself away even though Roy hadn't even seen her… at all… the whole story… which doesn't make since… oh well…
Then Peach ran into the Mansion even though she could have gotten to the van faster…
Roy just shrugged and drove away… but then a semi-truck rammed him head on and a huge explosion killed everyone in it completely.
"I… I am the last of the three…" Peach said looking on in horror… she couldn't bear to leave the house and just sat there watching TV…
Next Tuesday came along and they hadn't paid the TV bill… so the TV that Peach had sat in front of for days strait turned off… then Peach screamed and killed herself… leaving the once stupid chaotic mansion… to a stupid silent mansion… it became abandoned… then the Sprits of the Kazzjaf haunted it… then the ancient weapons of Light were stolen from the pawn shop and hidden in the basement… inside of the vampire chicks coffin… then the dark figures took the place over… but Marth had seen this coming… and set a bomb to go off 20 days after his death… so everything blew up…
Then a Wal-Mart was built on the rubble… and a staff of 12 people tried to keep the store running… they had crappy service and overly expensive everything but everyone went there anyways… even though it was in the middle of nowhere it had at least 500 people in it at the least busy days…
But then the Spirits of the Kazzjaf took over the Wal-Mart and made everything cheap and efficient… because no one ever goes to those kinds of places the Wal-Mart was destroyed… Then all that was left was 25 dead freaks sitting at what used to be a couch… watching what used to be a TV… screaming what used to be English… here is what they were watching… on HBO…
"THE RING 2!… yes you all hated the first one… but for some moronic reason you all loved NUMBER 2! EVEN THOUGH NUMBER 2 HAS ALWAYS BEEN THE WORSE ONE!"
The Smashers all realized what they were doing and switched it to MXC! Cause that show pwns… but they didn't have a recorder thing so there were long tracks of time when nothing was on and they nearly died… then one day their souls did die… and there was nothing but spirit bones…
THE END!
WOW!
Well that ended before I thought it would… not really… SHUT UP!
Hmm what could I possibly say… how disappointed you guys must be now that this is over… I suggest you get lives and get over it…
READ! AND! Well I don't care anymore… you know what… Review and I will tell you that you get wonder gold stars… na I think I wont… I SHALL HOG ALL THE STARS FOR MYSELF!
Whatever… cry for me… I need to start a new STORY kind of story… what should I do?… hmm… oh well you shall hear of me soon…
Whatever... I need to go play SUPER MARIO 64! Cause it's the best game ever!… I've been playing all my old school N64 games and I LOVE them… it just seems like all the new games have lost their fun… well… actually SSBM pwns SSB… in like every way… but most N64 stuff beats their GCN counterparts… well… not really… BUT THEY ARE STILL FUN!
And I will stop trying to add words to the document and say good bye.