Chapter Six: Incident With Clam Chowder

Disclaimer: I don't own One Piece. However, Arijii Hikara, the Hachi Hachi Fruit and all of it's powers, the word 'Speciallyull' and Princess Zoro and...uhh...yeah


Ooooh! I got a lot of reviews! I'll answer to them!

blackfuzzdevil- Don't worry, this is what happens next! Keep searching for who Arijii reminds you of!

MeraNova- So Nami, eh? Interesting...I would say that too if someone waved a doll in my face...I agree with you...

MeraNova (again) - What will Arijii-chan do? I find that name cute! I almost tried sleeping in a box...I wasn't as crazy as Arijii though

My PenName is ...- Yeah, I try to make Arijii cute...but she's still weird. Oh, and I loved your review about Zoro's swords! That made me laugh XD

KuroKame- Wow. Are you stalking me? No, I'm kidding. Arijii's mind is of an eighteen year old and her body is of an eight year old. Unfortunately, her mind is starting to become more eight year old like...nice explanation though!

Phew, that's a lot of answering. Now, on with the story!


Arijii placed her hand on the bleeding hand, and said,

"Hachi Hachi Heal!"

Nothing happened.

"Hachi Hachi Mend?"

Arijii was trying to make her hand heal.

"Whatever you're doing, it's not doing anything," Zoro said.

She wouldn't give up.

"…HACHI HACHI CURE!" Arijii screamed.

As she sounded out 'Cure', her skin soaked in all the blood, and stopped bleeding, but giving her a bruise.

"Wow. I thought it wouldn't work!" Arijii happily said.

"What else can you do?" Zoro mumbled to himself.

She heard him.

"I can fly AND turn invisible. Well, that's what Mommy and Daddy told me," Arijii remembered.

She skipped back to her room.

"Princess Zoro! Look! I'm speciallyull! I can heal myself!" Arijii showed her now bruised hand to her doll. It kept smiling.

"Yeah, I would smile too!" She picked up her doll and started to talk to it.


"I've had it with Arijii. How can we get her off the ship?" Nami said.

"We can't strand her on a deserted island, that wouldn't be nice," Luffy said.

"It'd be nice for me," Nami said.

"Nami-san, Luffy's right. She would die," Sanji said.

"She can't, remember? She'll be eight FOREVER!" Nami yelled.

"She could still die of natural causes. She could drown, after all, she did eat a Devil Fruit," Sanji explained.

Nami was silent.

"I still think she's annoying," Nami went and left to the other side of the Going Merry.

"You know what I think?" Usopp said.

"What?" Luffy and Sanji asked at the same time.

"I think Arijii has a -,"

"SAAAAAAAAAAANJI! I'M HUNGRY!" A clear, loud yell was heard.

"Looks like you'll have to tell us later Usopp, I'm hungry too!" Luffy said.

Arijii and her doll came strolling in and she sat at the table.

"Do you have any of that clam powder?" Arijii asked.

"Powder? I think you mean chowder. And yes, I have a little bit left," Sanji gave her the leftover chowder and placed it in a bowl for her.

"Whoppee! Princess Zoro, have some!" She dipped her finger in and put it on the doll's face.

"You named your doll Princess Zoro?" Luffy and Usopp both said at the same time.

"Yeah! They look alike!" She pointed to her doll.

"Looks like someone appreciates the crap you cook, Sanji," Zoro came in.

"It's not bad. You try!" Arijii held out a spoonful of the clam chowder infront of Zoro.

"I'll pass," Zoro walked away from Arijii and on the other side of the galley.

"But…" Arijii said.

"I said no," Zoro said.

Arijii squinted her eyes.

"You try now!" She ran over to him and shoved the spoon of clam chowder down his throat.

"Arijii!" Usopp yelled.

She yanked the spoon out of his mouth and sat back at the table.

Zoro almost choked. Then he swallowed it down.

"Is it good?" Luffy asked, while eating a chicken drumstick.

He didn't say a word.

"Me and Princess Zoro are done. I'm going to bed," Arijii skipped back to her room with her doll.


"I almost choked!" Zoro shouted.

"I think you liked it," Sanji said.

"Why would I want to eat the foods YOU make?" Zoro argued.

"Usopp, what were you saying earlier?" Luffy asked, while the two of them were arguing.

He thought for a minute, and then said,

"I think Arijii has a -," Usopp was interrupted. Again.

"LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALAAAAAAAA!" Arijii was singing to the top of her lungs.

"What's that infernal racket?" Nami came almost stumbling in, covering her ears.

"It's…Arijii! She's singing!" Sanji covered his ears.

"It's not singing! It's murder to my ears!" Usopp said.

"I thought she was going to bed!" Zoro tried to yell.

"Me too!" Sanji replied.

"Someone has to go in there and make her stop!" Nami yelled.

"I'm not!" Zoro said.

"Me neither!" Usopp refused.

"Not me!" Sanji yelled.

"You go Luffy, and make her stop!" Nami was about to faint to Arijii's singing.

"I don't want to!" Luffy complained.

"GO!" They all said.

Luffy left, and headed to the small room where Arijii was singing.

"HIII LUUUUUFFY! WANT TO SING WITH ME AND PRINCESS ZORO?" Arijii sang while she spoke, while waving her doll around.

"No! You have to stop! You're going to kill people with that song of yours!" Luffy said.

"OOOOOOOKAAEEEEEEEE!" Arijii ended her song.

Then it was quiet again.

"Good," Luffy was about to walk out, but Arijii said,

"Wait! I need to tell you something!"

Luffy turned around.

"What?"

"You have to keep it a secret! Promise!"

Luffy nodded and came closer to her.

"What's your secret?"

Arijii whispered it into Luffy's ear.

"Really? Wow! Wait until I tell-,"

"NO! You can't tell! You promised!" Arijii yelled.

"Oh…okay! I'll make sure I won't tell a word!" And like that, Luffy walked out of Arijii's room.

Arijii grinned, knowing her secret was safe with Luffy and then decided to sleep on the floor.


S.E.: What was Usopp going to say? What's Ari-chan's secret?

Chi: You called Arijii Ari-chan?

Natasha: That's so kawaii! Ari-chan! (continues to say Ari-chan over and over)

Chi: Thanks a lot, S.E. Now Natasha's going to annoy me with that name for the rest of the day

S.E.: You're...welcome?