Chapter Eight: Captain Red Eyed Mack

Disclaimer: I don't own One Piece. Oda-chan does. I do own Arijii Hikara, the Hachi Hachi fruit, the Juuhachi Juuhachi fruit, the Shashatar Seas, Captain Red Eyed Mack and...that's a lotta things to own.

My answers to reviews:

MeraNova- I am so glad Ari-chan keeps you laughing...I hate that room too...and I hate that straitjacket...

Chichi (anonymous reviewer, but I know who she is!)- It is a random story, but it's funny. YAY HUMOR!

Inumaru12- That's what Ari-chan is! Adorable AND annoying! I update as soon as possible, so don't worry!

Air Water Princess- You really think this is the best story you ever read? I'm honored! You think Ari-chan has a crush on Zoro? We'll see about that...just don't tell Zoro!

uhhhh...that's it for reviews! Now...on with the story!

Red Eyed Mack stared at the group of them.

"It figures. I'm the holy terror of the Shashatar Seas!" He yelled.

"Is that even a sea?" Usopp asked.

"It is, you long nosed dunce. Shashatar Seas is my territory. I just happened to stop by and raid this town," Red Eyed Mack grinned evilly.

"You...you stole the cookies from the cookie shop!" Arijii screeched.

"Maybe I did, little girl. But what are you going to do about it?" He smirked.

Arijii laughed.

"It's not what I'm going to do about it. It is what my fist is going to do about it!" Arijii pulled up her sleeve and mumbled,

"Hachi Hachi Blow!" Arijii lunged for him, and punched him in the mouth.

Blood was trickling down his lip. She had also managed to punch out his tooth.

"You little brat!" Red Eyed Mack yelled.

"Aren't you guys going to…HELP ME?" Arijii yelled at Luffy and the others.

"Our hands are tied. See?" Nami turned around and her hands were tied with rope.

"How is that possible? You couldn't have let yourselves get tied up like that!" She cried.

"Aww, the little baby is crying. Give up now, are you?" Red Eyed Mack said.

Arijii breathed through her nose harshly, making a low, breathing sound.

"Nobody…nobody ties up my friends! Me and Princess Zoro won't allow it!" Arijii gritted her teeth and yelled,

"Hachi Hachi Smoke!"

"Huh? Where'd she go?" Red Eyed Mack looked around.

"Right here, you meanie!" Arijii reappeared suddenly and kicked him right where it hurt.

"Ouch! That had to hurt!" Luffy winced, while everybody else winced too.

"Owww!" Red Eyed Mack fell over.

Arijii clapped her hands.

"That was almost disappointing…" She walked away.

"Arijii! Watch out!" Usopp yelled.

He was crawling up to her, and grabbed her ankle.

"That's my ankle! I'm still using that!" Arijii yanked her ankle, but it didn't help.

"You are going to pay for that, little girl!" Red Eyed Mack threw her onto the ground.

"I'm eighteen! I just look eight because I ate the Hachi Hachi fruit!" Arijii shouted after barely getting up.

He stopped.

"Really? You don't sound like one!" Red Eyed Mack kicked her in the shins.

"Owie! No!" Arijii had dropped her doll.

"Give up, little girl! Your powers aren't going to help you," Red Eyed Mack smirked.

Arijii struggled to crawl over to her doll, but he stepped on Princess Zoro.

"No! Don't step on her! She's…mine!" Arijii felt crushed. Her blood was boiling.

"Give up, and your precious doll won't be as crushed as she could be," He deviously grinned.

"You can't get away with tying up my friends!" Arijii screamed.

"Hachi Hachi Fly! Hachi Hachi Smoke!" Arijii turned invisible and flew over to him and stole a dagger from his sheath.

"Give me that!"

"Never!"

Arijii threw the dagger over to Zoro.

"Cut the ropes! I'll handle meaniehead!" Arijii ordered.

"Who died and made you boss?" Zoro yelled at the invisible, flying girl.

"DO IT!" Arijii yelled.

"Just do it, Zoro!" Sanji shouted at him.

"Show yourself!" Red Eyed Mack drew out his katana.

"Wow. Shiny!" Arijii said.

"It is. This is the Green Topaz blade. Made specially for me," he showed it off.

"Not anymore!" Arijii swooped down on him and kicked him in the shins.

"Give me that!"

"No! My shiny!"

It was like a game of tug a war, except Arijii was winning.

"I won the National Air Atoll Tug A War Championships for nine years in a row! You can't beat my raw strength!" Arijii yelled as she pulled.

"Raw strength? I'd like to see that!" He tugged it so hard, it pulled Arijii.

"I could use some help NOW!" She yelled at them.

"Hold on!" Zoro said as he was cutting the ropes bound on Luffy's hands.

"Well….HURRY UP!"

"Any last requests?" Red Eyed Mack held the sword above her.

"You can leave and not have that shiny sword above me kill me and we'll all live happily ever after?" Arijii asked

"No. That won't do."

"But…I need to find the Juuhachi Juuhachi fruit! I don't wanna die yet!" Arijii cried out.

Silence.

"Arijii! You said your secret!" Luffy said.

"I did?"

"Yeah!"

"Oh. I hadn't thought of that…oops!"

"You were keeping secrets from the rest of us?" Usopp asked Luffy.

"Maybe."

"We can chat later. Right now, I'm going to be killed!" Arijii shouted at them.

"Stop talking! I'm going to make this easy and quick!" Red Eyed Mack drew the sword and then-

"Aaaaaaaaagh!" He yelled as he toppled over. Arijii got out of the way.

She looked to see who was behind him.

S.E.: Who KO'ed Captain Red Eyed Mack?

Chi: It was me, of course!

Natasha: Riiiight

Chi: Can't I dream?

S.E.: Nope.