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How great it is to be loved by you!

by: Pic's Pixie

Chapter 4: Who's Vicki?

It is now almost 10am. Trucks has already gone to school and Bulma was looking through her closet for something that Piccolo could wear. Vegeta had dragged Piccolo into the gravity chamber and they were busy testing out Piccolo's new form. Piccolo's speed was better but his raw strength was worse. Having a smaller body had its pros and cons same as having a larger body. Piccolo still retained all his power so he could still stay conscious while sparring with Vegeta.

Bulma had had to teach Piccolo a lot already. She showed him how to eat breakfast, how to use the bathroom(note: a very embarrassing lesson) and even how to put on a bra. She had made Piccolo wear one for their training because she was sure Vegeta would prefer it if she didn't and she loved making him mad, plus she didn't want him looking at anyone else but her, not even if it was Piccolo. Bulma had decided on a female name for Piccolo , she had her favourite girl names already picked out in case Trunks had been a girl. She was going to name Piccolo ,Victoria or Vicki for short. Piccolo's new form held lots of beauty and a rather elegant name like Victoria just summarised it. Bulma had also decided that she wouldn't be able to get anything done if Piccolo actually stayed here. Him and Vegeta would demolish this place if she weren't here and eventually she would have to go run errands so she decided it best if Piccolo go to school. He was the right age he should have been in school a long time ago, but better late than never so it was settled she would go enrol Piccolo as her cousin in high school after lunch.

"Is that all you've got girly, you're not worth my time?" Vegeta mocked trying to get a reaction from the namek-turned-human.

"What would you really be doing if I weren't here? Scratching your ass probably." Piccolo could always think of the best comebacks when she was with Vegeta. This really pissed Vegeta off, he all of a sudden just disappeared and reappeared behind Piccolo a mili-second later. Vegeta went to kick Piccolo in the back but Piccolo turned around and got it right in the stomach. She doubled over in pain, and was sent hurtling towards the ground. She landed with a great THUD!!

"That wasn't fair." Piccolo shouted while picking herself up off the ground and dusting off her pants.

"Enemies aren't fair, you should know that Namek."

"Of course I know that" Piccolo fumed. "Well two can play at that game if you like."

With a smirk Piccolo darted right towards the overly-proud saiyan and then just as she was about to get knocked out of the way , she moved to the side. Vegeta swung and hit air. He went to turn his head but then received a hard hit to the face and a kick in the side sending him towards the other side of the gravity chamber. But before he hit he was pinned by a smirking girl. His arms were pinned at his sides by hers and she had her legged wrapped around his, making sure he couldn't move. Piccolo then made a whip- like action and was going to throw him to the ground when the saiyan did something she did not expect. Vegeta seeing no other way out of his situation took advantage of how close he actually was to the girl. He planted his lips on her mouth and almost immediately he could feel her hold on him loosen. Piccolo was mortified she didn't want to stay where she was and just let him continue to kiss her but she didn't want him to succeed in getting her to let go of him. So Piccolo stuck with it for another moment until she felt something that automatically made her give up her hold. She had felt the saiyan's tongue tracing along her lips. Piccolo practically threw herself away from him and started to whip her mouth vigorously. Vegeta just stood there floating in mid-air and licked his lips, sending shivers down Piccolo's spine. Vegeta then lost all control and dropped to the floor laughing so hard his sides were hurting. Piccolo just hovered there wide eyed and confused. She then lowered herself down and stood over the teary-eyed man.

"I don't see how that's funny!" Piccolo stated trying to cover up her embarrassment.

"You should have seen your face Namek! It was so worth it!" Vegeta gasped while trying to get some much needed air into his lungs.

"Well that's enough training for today." Piccolo huffed not too flattered by the way she had been manipulated by the saiyan.

"LUNCH TIME!!!" Bulma screamed from somewhere in the massive house. The corners of Vegeta's mouth immediately lifted and his stomach growled in response.

Saiyans thought Piccolo. Then out of no where a sound similar to Vegeta's only softer was made from within Piccolo's midsection. Vegeta turned towards her and smirked.

"It seems that you are hungry too, no more making fun of how much saiyans eat!"

Piccolo sighed and followed Vegeta down the maze-like hallways, this place was so big she could get lost very easily without a guide. Vegeta must know his way anyway, saiyans always know where food is it's like a sixth sense for them. They just stepped into the kitchen when they saw Bulma setting several plates on the table.

"I can't believe I'm doing this?" Piccolo mumbled a little ashamed that the mighty demon king has to relay on food for energy.

"Oh stop complaining. You did pretty good at breakfast." Bulma assured.

"Yeah ,if you call almost choking because you forgot to chew pretty good." Laughed Vegeta remembering Piccolo's first try at eating.

"Shut up!" Piccolo was not particularly amused by Vegeta's reminder. It wasn't her fault. She's never eaten before, how was she suppose to know you were suppose to chew it first.

"Oh come on Vegeta leave Vicki alone." Bulma said not really paying much attention to what she had actually said.

"WHAT?!?" Vegeta and Piccolo shout in unison making Bulma remember that she had called Piccolo by his female name.

"Oh that, oh I ummm...... I ..." Bulma stuttered trying to think of the best way to say this.

"Spit it out woman we don't have all day!" Vegeta was not a very patient man.

"I called Piccolo Vicki because I've decided to enrol Piccolo in school and he'll need a female name so no one gets suspicious, and I think the name Victoria really fits Piccolo." Bulma defended the name she chose. She then explained her reasons to why Piccolo had to go to school and after lots of yelling, screaming, and throwing objects Bulma had them convinced that school was safer than here. Piccolo kind of agreed in a way since a kissing saiyan and a lunatic woman might cause a problem in Piccolo's plan on surviving these four months. They finished lunch and Vegeta went upstairs to take a bath and then a nap so he would be in top shape for his and the namek's next spar. While all that was going on Bulma had dragged Piccolo to a mall and was actually forcing the demon king to pick out clothes. Piccolo didn't really see the point since she still had the ability to regenerate her clothing, Bulma had said that she didn't want her to be the dirty girl in school and if everyone saw her wear the same thing twice they would think she didn't wash them. Piccolo could see the real reason which was that Bulma needed any excuse to shop. Vegeta had banned her from spending as much on expanding her own wardrobe. He had said it was a waste of money. He was right even though Bulma didn't want to admit it. But she saw no trouble in buying lots of clothes for Piccolo and in four months when he had returned back to his original form she would gladly take the access clothes off his hands for him. So she helped Piccolo pick things out/secretly making sure she would like the clothes herself/ They had bought dresses, skirts, pants, shorts, tops, belts, many, many shoes, accessories, including hats, hiegene products like shampoo, conditioner, soap, hair spray, deodorant, perfume and cosmetics much to Piccolo's dismay. Bulma also picked up some things called femine heigeine products which Bulma insist she get because they were apparently needed by all women. Piccolo didn't know why and the fact that Bulma had been avoiding the subject told Piccolo that he really didn't want to know. Now he was stuck in the lingerie department picking out undergarments which was embarrassing enough without this strange crowd of boys that seemed to be following them everywhere. After the shopping Bulma took Piccolo to the high school and enrolled her as Victoria Briefs, she was assigned room numbers, a schedule, and a locker. They did a little grocery shopping after that since they had basically eaten all the food in the house during lunch.

They got home and Bulma made Piccolo do a little fashion show for her, she was really getting into the fact that she had someone to dress up. Before you knew it, it was 10 o'clock in the evening, Trunks had come back a long time ago and taught Piccolo how to play games on their playstation2. They had all eaten diner and Trunks had gone to bed. Piccolo wasn't really tired but Bulma had insisted that she go to bed because she had a long day tomorrow, she had obliged and left Bulma and Vegeta to do whatever they wanted. She really didn't want to know what.