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Hagrid was bored. You could only play table hockey with yard gnomes for so long before you started to feel neurotic, so Hagrid decided to play with his invisible friend, "Binky the scary neurotic pink bunny rabbit." Suddenly, Arnold Shwartzenegger skipped through the door wearing a blue tutu with his pixie stick that was flavored Arnold Schwartzenegger is currently eating this flavor of pixie stick be blinded by his glorious retardedness you pathetic mere mortal flavored pixie stick that was invented in his honor, stepping on "Binky the neurotic pink bunny rabbit."

"You… you you KILLED MY BUNNY!" Hagrid's eyes turned pink, and suddenly he started to shake. Hagrid suddenly sprouted a short pink tail and malicious flaming wings that sparkled with an eerie pink glow in the dim light of the dungeon. "MUAHHAHAHAHAHAHA! I AM THE REINCARNATED SOUL OF MR. FLUFILOPAGUS BINKY PURPLBUNNY THE FIVETHOUSANDTHFIVEHUNDRED ANDTHIRTYSEVENTH! (Thunder crashes.) "YOU SHALL DIE! FACE MY EERIE PINK WRATH!"

Arnold Shwatzenegger screamed like a little girl flavored chimpanzee for several hours. "Is yous dones yet mere mortal?" "Wait a minute. Golly gosh, why do you have to be so RUDE?" Arnold continued to scream until he passed out three days later. The armored yard gnomes then dragged Arnold away screaming about neurotic (the author likes that word) pixie sticks.

Hagrid was taken away to his trial for messing up Snape's hair. When he arrived at the ministry of magic, he and the hippie on crack, or was it puppet Dumbledore, were to be brought on trial, the puppet Dumbledore's being first. Apparently being a nudist is a federal offense if you go streaking down diagon alley. Hagrid was then left in the waiting room for several days. After the third day, he finally realized that he was sitting in a broom closet filled with dumgbombs, "alas!"

The armored yard gnomes then appeared Hagrid was then dragged out of the closet by his beard, and into a huge room that resembled the inside of Chucky Cheese. The minister of magic was painting his toenails with, 'happy strawberry' scented markers. "Crap, how the heck do you conjure a frigging bottle of nail polish, this place TOTALLY sucks. Where's my manager? I think the stress of this stupid job is TOTALLY ruining my perfect complexion." Voldemort looked really POed. Wait a minute? Voldemort?

"Totally STOP staring at me, you're ruining my skin. I was the second choice for the minister of magic after Arnold, OH he is SO dreamy. Voldemort then stared into space for a few days daydreaming about Arnold Schwartzenegger. ANYWAYS… that gay puppet's trial finally ended, and I sent him, TO THE RAGING PIT OF THE INFERNO WHERE THE SUN NEVER SHINES, TWIGHLIGHT NEVER FALLS! MUAHHAHAHAHAHA! For a second the old fiery hate for Dumbledore shone in his eyes, quickly snuffed. "So, like, because I am the new minister of magic, and you can't pay for Snape's hair. HAHAHAHA!" (The death eaters don't joins so Voldemort pokes Luscious Malfoy with a stick for several minutes till they all join in unenthusiastically.) "Hahahaha."

"ANYWAYS… I and my self appointed league of death eaters sentence you to a THIRTY DAY DIET!" "MUAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" "You will then be the spokesman for my diet commercial, briefly showing a picture of you before, and after your makeover! It will be brief because I need most of it so people WILL TOTALLY VOTE ME MISS AMERICA!" Hagrid sighed in relief, surely a thirty day diet couldn't be that bad, or could it?

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