Response Center 3241

by Kaerran

The Protectors of the Plot Continuum comes to help out in Amestris, and boy, do they have their work cut out for them! Mary Sues, watch out!

1. Disclaimer and Intro

And now, since Salix does not want to rewrite the same thing on every chapter, she would like to present...

Disclaimer: The PPC belongs to Jay and Acacia; OFUM and mini-balrogs belong to Miss Cam; AFA and mini-chimeras belong to various other personages including Amaterose, LOTR belongs to the Tolkien estate, Fullmetal Alchemist belongs to Hiromu Arakawa and Studio Bones and possibly others, the fics that are PPC'd belong to their various authors, and thus I own nothing besides Agent Salix, Agent Tan, my cat and a few books.

Introduction: Response Center #3241 is home of Agent Salix, Agent Tan, Salix's mini-balrog Roheric and Salix's mini-chimera I zumi. Salix and Tan both work for the Protectors of the Plot Continuum as assassins in the Department of Mary Sues, Fullmetal Alchemist division. They also work under Improbable Crossovers as needed. Agent Salix has also been known to work in other divisions when she feels the need.

Welcome to RC #3241...