Long time ago, a wild plunnie ran up and bit us while chatting on line. Thus, the story was written in the chat window.
And we still have no clue as to its strange, sick, twisted purpose.
Once upon a time, there was a young man named Shin'ichi.
He was an only child and grew up happily with his whacked out parents, who were slightly insane, but that was okay because they left him on his own most of the time.
Then one day, he ran across some people he shouldn't have and got shrunk down to the size of a little boy. Which, in his option, sucked.
Since he couldn't get in contact with his parents, he ended up getting adopted by a local scientist named Agasa, and his cousin... uh... granddaughter... um, something or another relative named Ai.
Because he was afraid of the bad men following him, he changed his named 'Conan', and lived if not quite happily with them, then at least fairly peacefully.
Except for the random explosions. But we don't talk about those.
Then one day, some higher up official or something named Mouri decided he was gonna be a putz and marry off his daughter, the beautiful Ran.
Who happened to have a karate champion and break doors with her fists. But we don't talk about that either.
Mouri's wise idea was to hold a ball, inviting all of the eligible young men around for his daughter to pick one out to marry.
... unfortunately for him, he did this while drunk one night after mahjongsp and his daughter was quite un-happy with him for that.
Now, Shin'ichi had had a crush on Ran for years, but had never had the ability to summon up enough guts to ask her out. And when he found out about the ball, he was quite depressed. After all, how was he supposed to catch Ran's attention while he was stuck as a little kid?
So he went to bed the night of the ball a very depressed little child.
That is, until a bright shining light woke him up.
He rubbed his eyes, put on his glasses (his disguise. hey, if it worked for Clark Kent... ) and went to see who it was.
It was a glowing person, dressed all in white with glittering fairy wings on their back and holding a magic wand. At first Conan thought it was some sort of hallucination until he recognised the person in tights.
"Hey! You're the Kaitou Kid, aren't you?"
"Shut up. You're ruining the story. And this tights itch..."
"Sorry."
(Ickaimp: I have no clue what I'm writing... )
So as to continue with the story, the magical glowing person introduced themselves to Conan as a fairy, come to grant him his fondest wish.
Unfortunately, it was only temporary.
So the magical glowing person turned Conan back into Shin'ichi, dressed him up in a snazzy white tux and gave him transportation to the dance.
Long story short, Shin'ichi caught the eye of Ran, Ran knocked out the nearest guy propositioning her and ended up dancing with him the rest of the night, the two of them gazing so lovingly into each others eyes it was enough to make one sick.
And it did.
Then the sound of the bells tolling midnight rang out, startling Shin'ichi out of his romantic haze. The spell keeping him as Shin'ichi would wear off at the last bell toll of midnight, and he would revert back to Conan. Deciding that he didn't want to do that in front of Ran and a very large crowd of people, some of whom could be the same people who shrunk him in the first place, he stammered a lame excuse and ran for it.
Ran, not about to let him go just like that, chased after him.
In the resulting chase, Shin'ichi lost his Conan glasses, but got back to Agasa's house safely.
Ran was most distraught by this turn of events and swore to find the mystery man. And after a few holes in the walls, her father was more than happy to help her do so.
Calling in a few favours with the police department, they decided to conduct a door to door search, looking for the owner of the glasses.
They searched and they searched, finding several people who acted like the glasses fit, (until she pointed out that no, they weren't, and punched a few holes in some concrete to prove her point) but failed to find the owner of the glasses.
Until they reached Dr. Agasa's house. Conan, not wanting her to see him stuck in the smaller form, attempted to hide from the party.
That is until Ai calmly dragged him out of his hiding spot by his suspenders, plopped him in front of Ran and the police and informed them that might want to try them on him.
He was not pleased with her for that, but wasn't in any position to argue.
So Ran placed the glasses on Conan's face and lo and behold, they fit!
This brought up a bit of an argument from Ran's father, protesting the idea of his daughter marrying anyone so young.
Ran found this all rather amusing and in a pique of humour, glomped on to him and announced that they were taking him back with them.
This, of course, turned Conan bright red.
The magical glowing person, laughing his head off, re-appeared and turned Conan back into Shin'ichi while in Ran's embrace, causing a minor amount of embarrassment on both of them.
And some alarm on the part of the Police and Ran's father.
Some quick explanations later, Mouri decided that Shin'ichi was an okay enough fellow to date his daughter, and gave them his blessing. But then it might have had something to do with the look his daughter was giving him, but we're not going to mention that.
And so everyone lived happily ever after, even the magical glowing person and Ai, who made lots of money selling inside information on the happy couple to the tabloids.
The end.
And we still have no clue as to its strange, sick, twisted purpose.
Once upon a time, there was a young man named Shin'ichi.
He was an only child and grew up happily with his whacked out parents, who were slightly insane, but that was okay because they left him on his own most of the time.
Then one day, he ran across some people he shouldn't have and got shrunk down to the size of a little boy. Which, in his option, sucked.
Since he couldn't get in contact with his parents, he ended up getting adopted by a local scientist named Agasa, and his cousin... uh... granddaughter... um, something or another relative named Ai.
Because he was afraid of the bad men following him, he changed his named 'Conan', and lived if not quite happily with them, then at least fairly peacefully.
Except for the random explosions. But we don't talk about those.
Then one day, some higher up official or something named Mouri decided he was gonna be a putz and marry off his daughter, the beautiful Ran.
Who happened to have a karate champion and break doors with her fists. But we don't talk about that either.
Mouri's wise idea was to hold a ball, inviting all of the eligible young men around for his daughter to pick one out to marry.
... unfortunately for him, he did this while drunk one night after mahjongsp and his daughter was quite un-happy with him for that.
Now, Shin'ichi had had a crush on Ran for years, but had never had the ability to summon up enough guts to ask her out. And when he found out about the ball, he was quite depressed. After all, how was he supposed to catch Ran's attention while he was stuck as a little kid?
So he went to bed the night of the ball a very depressed little child.
That is, until a bright shining light woke him up.
He rubbed his eyes, put on his glasses (his disguise. hey, if it worked for Clark Kent... ) and went to see who it was.
It was a glowing person, dressed all in white with glittering fairy wings on their back and holding a magic wand. At first Conan thought it was some sort of hallucination until he recognised the person in tights.
"Hey! You're the Kaitou Kid, aren't you?"
"Shut up. You're ruining the story. And this tights itch..."
"Sorry."
(Ickaimp: I have no clue what I'm writing... )
So as to continue with the story, the magical glowing person introduced themselves to Conan as a fairy, come to grant him his fondest wish.
Unfortunately, it was only temporary.
So the magical glowing person turned Conan back into Shin'ichi, dressed him up in a snazzy white tux and gave him transportation to the dance.
Long story short, Shin'ichi caught the eye of Ran, Ran knocked out the nearest guy propositioning her and ended up dancing with him the rest of the night, the two of them gazing so lovingly into each others eyes it was enough to make one sick.
And it did.
Then the sound of the bells tolling midnight rang out, startling Shin'ichi out of his romantic haze. The spell keeping him as Shin'ichi would wear off at the last bell toll of midnight, and he would revert back to Conan. Deciding that he didn't want to do that in front of Ran and a very large crowd of people, some of whom could be the same people who shrunk him in the first place, he stammered a lame excuse and ran for it.
Ran, not about to let him go just like that, chased after him.
In the resulting chase, Shin'ichi lost his Conan glasses, but got back to Agasa's house safely.
Ran was most distraught by this turn of events and swore to find the mystery man. And after a few holes in the walls, her father was more than happy to help her do so.
Calling in a few favours with the police department, they decided to conduct a door to door search, looking for the owner of the glasses.
They searched and they searched, finding several people who acted like the glasses fit, (until she pointed out that no, they weren't, and punched a few holes in some concrete to prove her point) but failed to find the owner of the glasses.
Until they reached Dr. Agasa's house. Conan, not wanting her to see him stuck in the smaller form, attempted to hide from the party.
That is until Ai calmly dragged him out of his hiding spot by his suspenders, plopped him in front of Ran and the police and informed them that might want to try them on him.
He was not pleased with her for that, but wasn't in any position to argue.
So Ran placed the glasses on Conan's face and lo and behold, they fit!
This brought up a bit of an argument from Ran's father, protesting the idea of his daughter marrying anyone so young.
Ran found this all rather amusing and in a pique of humour, glomped on to him and announced that they were taking him back with them.
This, of course, turned Conan bright red.
The magical glowing person, laughing his head off, re-appeared and turned Conan back into Shin'ichi while in Ran's embrace, causing a minor amount of embarrassment on both of them.
And some alarm on the part of the Police and Ran's father.
Some quick explanations later, Mouri decided that Shin'ichi was an okay enough fellow to date his daughter, and gave them his blessing. But then it might have had something to do with the look his daughter was giving him, but we're not going to mention that.
And so everyone lived happily ever after, even the magical glowing person and Ai, who made lots of money selling inside information on the happy couple to the tabloids.
The end.