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Chapter Four
Merry Memories
Spring-cleaning. That dreaded time of the year was here.Time to clean out the closet. "Do I have to?" James Potter whined,"I hate cleaning!" "It's either cleaning or…changing Harry's diapers!"
"Fine I'll clean out the closet-and ONLY the closet!" "Great! Deal."
Still pouting he began to drag junk out of the back of the closet. The last box was labeled: Hogwarts 1975-76 "Hey Lils! Look at this!" "What is it? A sandwich?" "No,our yearbook!". "Wow" She said walking in "I forgot we had that!". "Its not mine! It's from your third year." He opened it to a random page.
"D…E…F…Tsk, tsk…Ah ha! P! Potter…Potter, Yes! James Potter…With little hearts around it? I thought you hated me until 7th year!" "I…did, it must be someone else's." "Sure, and it just happens to have your name on the front in gold letters." He flipped to the back, where sports and clubs pictures were. "Ooh that hurt, I hate bludgers, stupid thins broke my nose at least 50,000 times only that year! And Sirius's nose never got hit. He was the beater! He's supposed to get hit. Donna Henson, She married David Bell, was a great chaser, good looking too…" That earned him a slap from his wife. "Another picture of Sirius. Pete…chess club, pathetic people." "James! Behave!"
The doorbell rang as he was giving a smart remark. "Sirius and Elektra! Come on in" " Hey Lils! I found something else in here you don't want me to see!" Sirius sniggered. "Cleaning?" Lily rolled her eyes "More like doing any thing else possible. He found my old yearbook." "C'mon Lils you gotta see this!" "Fine! Come on up, he'll fid something stupid for all of us."
Sirius and James were going crazy reading the yearbook. James found Snape, and there were skulls with crossbones around the picture. "Whew, and I was worried you liked him" Sirius said sarcastically. I hexed him a few times so James could talk to you."
"Sirius!" both women smacked him hard on the back of his head. "Be good!" "If you hated him that much mate, why'd you marry his sister?" "…They're two different people."
"Hey James," Sirius said going through quittich pictures " what happened to the picture where that Slytherin beater threw the bat a the back of your head?" "They probably took it out because it was rated 'R' for blood and guts." "There wasn't any guts!" "No, but he cracked my skull and there was blood everywhere, my mum made him buy me new robes cause we couldn't get them clean." "Eeewww!" "That's disgusting!" "Your disgusting." "James, be good, I'm not gonna tell you again."
Closing the yearbook, he put it back into its box and threw it back into the closet. "You're supposed t be cleaning out the closet! Not making it a mess!" James smirked and picked up an empty garbage bag and began unceremoniously throwing thinks in.
