It was Halloween and scary little kids were running around in creepy costumes. Harry Potter and his family are enjoying their quiet time in the house that no one can see because there's a secret-keeper of its location.
"JAMES!YOU LEFT THE DOOR OPEN AGAIN! DO WANT VOLDEMORT TO JUST WANDER IN AND KILL HARRY?"
Elektra had followed James into the house, under her invisibility cloak. "OUCH!"
"What was that! James now what did you-Elektra! Great to see you, or see your foot I should say." Baby Artemis runs out from under the cloak."Liy liy liy! (This is pronounced Li-EE) Harry ran in closely followed by James and Sirius-who was being Padfoot at the time. "Awy Awy Awy! (This is pronounced Aiw-EE)
"Lily you son is a…GREAT PRANKSTER ALREADY!" Sirius said returning to his true form. "Oh great! What did he do now?" "Oh…uhm…nothing, nothing you need to worry about."
Voldemort (A.K.A. Valdemont) walked in through the open back door. "Hey, can I borrow a cup of sugar?" Lily stared. "JAMES YOU MORON!" "I thought I finished you off already." Elektra sighs and pulls out her sword. (She WAS dressed as a pirate you know!)
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"What is going on.?" Sirius asked, confused. "Oh nothing you need to worry about right now dear." She stood there ready to attack.
Voldemort charged ruining anything that he came in contact with. The refrigerator was destroyed, spilling all the butterbeer inside. "So that's where that went." Sirius said surprised. "NOOOO! NOT THE BUTTERBEER!" James cried. "Wait! You're gonna kill Harry!" "Uh…does the word DUH mean ANYTHING to you, Potter?"
"James! I figgerd something out! Pete was the spy! Not Moony!" Sirius said gleefully.
"AH! You are idiots I have to fulfill the prophecy the old fraud made!…Where is everybody?" Sirius went chasing after Pete and Elektra is helping him. Lily is getting Harry, and James…and Artemis…where are they? Ah! Artemis is with Harry and James is trying to find his collection of large and heavy mallets. "HA! Here!" James attempts to beat Voldemort but Voldemort grabs another mallet and they have a Mallet fight, which is kinda like a sword fight, only with mallets! In the end, James and lily are both killed by Voldemort-I mean were knocked unconscious and are lying on the floor.
"HAHAHAHAHAHcoughcough…I win!" Voldemort castes a killing curse at Harry, but it misses and hits the mirror, rebounds and hits him. The broken mirror falls and a shard from it hit Harry in the forehead, leaving a scar.
Muggles kidnap Harry and send him to the worst people they could find, the Ibbs, but the Ibbs could find someone even worse, the Durs-oh-not yet, the Dubois, but they sold him to the Dursleys for $10, that's as high as Mrs. Petunia Dursley would go, she would have bought the slave- I mean little guy for $ 3.50 if it was some average kid, but she figgerd since it was her nephew, she could pay a little more.