Chapter Six
Harry's Amazing Magical Abilities
Harry Potter was an unusual boy in many ways. He hated his family and loathed his house and spent 16 of the 24 hours in a day, outside. And he loved school. He also happened to live in the oldest most disgusting house possible with an aunt and uncle who would love to see him missing.
Harry Potter went to a school for freaky people with weird powers, trained by Professor X. Oops, sorry Harry's not one of the X-men. He does like Storm though.
"Stupid! Your not supposed to talk to snakes it SCARES people!" Ron Weasley shouted. "I don't care! Why doncha yell at Hermione some!"
Hermione ran in clutching the newest library book. "It came! It finally came! How to kill a…DUNDUNDUN…Dementor! It's written by Sue Leslifesueke.
"Gimme that! I wanna send one to the Dursleys, then kill it when it arrives so's I can make them like me . But then they'll yell at me and lock me in the cupboard, but I'll break out with my amazing magical abilities and scare them with…AK THE EVIL GOAT OF DOOM!-I MEAN THE GHOSTS OF MY PARENTS!1
"What ARE you TALKING about! Who said I was dead?" James said. "Yeah, maybe I wont rescue you from my evil sister! I decided I didn't want to be dead any more. Lets go to Hogsmede!"
"While everyone's gone, I'll slash the portrait of the fat lady and yell at her a bit." Sirius Black planned out. "Then I'll do it again later and scare one of the Weasley kids…and run…and take the rat. Then I can be FREE!"